Joke Time

Discussion in 'Teen Disney' started by RIP@HM4afterlife, May 17, 2002.

  1. this is yucky but funny:

    A vaccumm salesman walks to a house and knocks on the door. As
    soon as a lady answers the door, the man throws cow dung all
    over the carpet. He then says, "If this vaccum does not clean it
    completely and perform miracles, then I myself will eat the
    patties."

    There is a long pause....

    The lady half laughing asks, "Do you want a ketchup or mustard
    on that?"

    Puzzled the man asks, "What? Why?"

    She says, laughing, "We just moved in and our electricity is not
    turn on yet."
     
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  3. nsyncraider17

    nsyncraider17 DIS Veteran

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    ewww! lol:D
     
  4. DiSnEyGrL13

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    that was nasty, but funny!:D
     
  5. kristy22

    kristy22 Mouseketeer

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    Funny but nasty! lol :)
     
  6. WDWfanatic288

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    EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

    but its still funny!
     
  7. Banzai

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    :eek: I like it!
     
  8. Allie in Wonderland

    Allie in Wonderland DIS Veteran

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    That is a really good one. I feel bad for the salesman.
     
  9. wnb428

    wnb428 Earning My Ears

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    eewwwwww... gross jokes... ok, here's a grossie, Texas-style...

    As spring migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip North, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the flight attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead armadillos.

    "Do you wish to check the armadillos through as luggage?" she asked.

    "No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."
     
  10. alexgrinton

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    I dont get it!! lol:confused:
     
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  12. flyingninja

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    lololololol
     
  13. Princess Ash

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    Hee hee hee to all! :rolleyes: :p
     

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