If there was no Fort?

[RvUsa]

That would be one funny looking Eeyore!!! His but would be sticking way up in the air, I am 6'8" you know.....

 

[2goofycampers]

That would be one funny looking Eeyore!!! His but would be sticking way up in the air, I am 6'8" you know.....

You don't sound an inch over 6ft 7in.

 

[Colson39]

I would still go to Disney in a second without the Fort, I just love the place, all of it. And that is without reading this thread at all..lol. Now, I love the Fort as well, so let's not get me wrong here

 

[Gatordad]

That would be one funny looking Eeyore!!! His but would be sticking way up in the air, I am 6'8" you know.....

it's a good thing you have a bum leg.... you could catch me and kick my butt

 

[Gatordad]

if it was up to me, they'd take out the stupid theme parks and put in Casinos......

 

[LONE-STAR]

NO FORT??? WHATEVER MADE YOU THINK OF THAT??? SACRELIGIOUS MORTAL - THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE!!!

If they ever considered closing FtW, I think we'd have to take up one hell of a collection to buy it from Disney. If we did that, we could lease the restaurant & gift shops back to WDW (for a hefty percentage), put beer taps and complimentary blenders w/kungaloosh supplies at all the premium sites, beer taps at the preferred sites, rumplemintz at the full hook up sites, and MD20/20 at the 2000 & 1500 loops. Carts & WiFi would be complimentary with all sites, and we can use the riff-raff from WL as targets for the archery lessons.

The peacocks could come back, and the roosters, and there would never be another "clearing of foliage" done on my watch,,,,,ever!!! I'd bring back the train. I would enlist the help of my DNiece (the civil engineer), to design proper drainage for all loops so we can fill in the huge drop-off's and have nice, level sites.

Our Fort Fiends who are having a hard time financially, would always be welcomed, cause we would set aside a special fund to make it possible for them to attend any GG - which would be anytime, cause it would be one endless GG.

Donnie would be the head BBQ chef, and Jim would keep the kungaloosh flowing. Rog could be our entertainer & Pete would be the official beer keeper & babysitter. BK1 would make sure all blenders are in working order, and Jen would be in charge of popcorn and movies. I would lead the sing-along & John & Frank can play the parts of Chip and Dale.

We could make this work, folks!!!

I vote you for the CO of WDW

 

[des1954]

I vote you for the CO of WDW

Thanks! I wouldn't even take the rediculously high salary all CEO's get. I'd take maybe $150K per year and share the rest of the wealth by increasing the pitiful pay CM's receive. Wouldn't that be an economic stimulus if all CEO's and politicians did that??

 

[WeCampDisney]

NO FORT??? WHATEVER MADE YOU THINK OF THAT??? SACRELIGIOUS MORTAL - THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE!!!

If they ever considered closing FtW, I think we'd have to take up one hell of a collection to buy it from Disney. If we did that, we could lease the restaurant & gift shops back to WDW (for a hefty percentage), put beer taps and complimentary blenders w/kungaloosh supplies at all the premium sites, beer taps at the preferred sites, rumplemintz at the full hook up sites, and MD20/20 at the 2000 & 1500 loops. Carts & WiFi would be complimentary with all sites, and we can use the riff-raff from WL as targets for the archery lessons.

The peacocks could come back, and the roosters, and there would never be another "clearing of foliage" done on my watch,,,,,ever!!! I'd bring back the train. I would enlist the help of my DNiece (the civil engineer), to design proper drainage for all loops so we can fill in the huge drop-off's and have nice, level sites.

Our Fort Fiends who are having a hard time financially, would always be welcomed, cause we would set aside a special fund to make it possible for them to attend any GG - which would be anytime, cause it would be one endless GG.

Donnie would be the head BBQ chef, and Jim would keep the kungaloosh flowing. Rog could be our entertainer & Pete would be the official beer keeper & babysitter. BK1 would make sure all blenders are in working order, and Jen would be in charge of popcorn and movies. I would lead the sing-along & John & Frank can play the parts of Chip and Dale.

We could make this work, folks!!!

Heh, I'm in! Just a few mouse clicks and my 401k is ready to go. Now thats what I call a great retirement investment! Maybe I could help to make sure all campsites are well decorated for the season.

 

[RvUsa]

it's a good thing you have a bum leg.... you could catch me and kick my butt

You still gotta watch out for me, I can turn the ECV up to "Turbo" and still catch ya!!

I used to get paid to beat the snot out of people. For a couple of years I was a bouncer at one of the biggest clubs in GA.

 

[Gatordad]

You still gotta watch out for me, I can turn the ECV up to "Turbo" and still catch ya!!

I used to get paid to beat the snot out of people. For a couple of years I was a bouncer at one of the biggest clubs in GA.

It's ok, I have Lojack on your ECV, so I always know if you are coming.... pretty soon i'll need my own.

 

[RvUsa]

Us chasing each other around the fort!!!

 

[Colson39]

I don't see any peacocks on those carts

 

[Gatordad]

Us chasing each other around the fort!!!

'cept mine would be faster 'cause I got a high speed motor.

 

[RvUsa]

That's not fair, you have a big motor, and half of my voltage is going to the lojack.

 

[Nikfour]

Well, We go to the Fort at least 4 times a year. This summer when we go, we are not going to any of the parks b/c we don't enjoy the parks in the summer heat! We have a great time staying at the FORT so we probably would not be going to Disney as much if we didn't stay there. It is the only thing Disney my husband likes! OK, I am trying to turn him from the dark side but he gets caught up with the price of everything! We will be there in a little over a week! Can't wait.... my husband can't wait either!

Nikki

 

[OK GRUMPY]

Yes, I would still go but not 4 times a year. I probably would not go every year either. I've gone to other resorts and stayed but it's not the same as the Fort.

 

[K Killabrew]

How many of you would still go to Disney if The Fort was not there. The Fort does play a big part for us to visit Disney as many times as we do.

Correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't this corupt the whole time space continuim? Where's my Flux Capacitor?

 

[des1954]

Correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't this corupt the whole time space continuim? Where's my Flux Capacitor?

 

[medic9016]

Correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't this corrupt the whole time space continuum? Where's my Flux Capacitor?

Like it's not corrupt already. Flux Capacitors have been recalled, because of lead paint during out sourcing.