What do you get when you cross 14 geeks, 29 booths of food and booze, and an hour-long wait in the Test Track line? You get an entire park full of people wondering why they didn't just come to Epcot on Sunday instead. The setting: Saturday October 28th, at the Epcot Food and Wine Festival. The cast: Me (Erica), DH (Lionel) and 12 assorted geeks. Some of these geeks were female, some of these geeks were male. One was pregnant. One was 7 feet tall. And ALL of them were drunk, shouting out the lyrics to "Rock the Boat" incessantly. This is not only the start of a crazy/silly/funny/slightly critical trip report, but also an open apology to everyone else who happened to be in the park yesterday: We're very sorry; we just couldn't help ourselves. Coming soon: fast pass chaos, the centrifuge, and the Year of a Million Dreams! Stay tuned.