funny jokes

Discussion in 'Teen Disney' started by Military Fanatic, Dec 16, 2005.

  1. Military Fanatic

    Military Fanatic ...

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    if anyone has a funny joke (especially military related) post it here!



    i did this because i was bored and i want to laugh



    TGIF!!!
     
  2. Princess Ash

    Princess Ash <font color=deeppink>Disney Princess<br><font colo

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    This is lame, and not really funny, but it's 1:40AM...

    A dyslexic guy wanted to walk into a bar...but instead he walked into a bra... :rotfl2:

    Hahaha, sorry...that is not to insult anyone who is dyslexic...it's just the first thing that came to mind...
     
  3. PunkGothicBabe

    PunkGothicBabe You know, they don't make Hallmark cards for when

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    3 girls, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde, are stranded on a deserted island. a genie magically appears and grants them each 1 wish. the redhead says, "oh i miss my family so much, i want to go home!" and she appears home. the brunette says, " i have been stranded on this island for so long, i just want to go home." so she is home too. the blonde says, "oh i miss my friends so much i wish they were here with me!!" so her friends and her are all stuck on the island again. :D
    not to offend anyone but that was the first one that came to my mind.
     
  4. poisoned apple

    poisoned apple DIS Veteran<br><font color=teal>can anybody hear m

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    if you like ears, you should go out into a corn field and cut down some stalks...
    sorry, i made that one up, not really funny... it kinda is ...
     

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