Funniest Movie Quotes

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  1. flipfloppershopper

    flipfloppershopper Earning My Ears

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    Looking for favorite and funniest movie quotes. Thanks for your thoughts.
     
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  3. Echolocation

    Echolocation Earning My Ears

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    Hades: He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse, okay?
     
  4. PrincessBri12

    PrincessBri12 Spider-Man and Little Mermaid Aficionado

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    "Eenie, I wee you ree!" (Aladdin)

    That one was pretty funny. ^^
     
  5. BelleBriarRose

    BelleBriarRose Mouseketeer

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    The "laser envy" line from Toy Story cracks me up every time.
     
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    Xiamara Earning My Ears

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    No Fix-It Felix, Jr. love yet?

    "I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth."

    "And then, I met the most dynamite gal. Oh, she gives me the honey glow somethin' awful!"
     
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    >Ash< Sorcerer Of The Magic Kingdom

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    Lion King:

    Zazu: its a small world after all!
    Scar: NO!! anything but that

    lmao!!


    how about....

    Wrek-It Ralph -

    Venelope: im sorry what was that, your breath is so stinky it made my ears
    numb!


    or.... Toy Story

    Buzz: ive set my lazer from stun, to kill
    Woody: oh thats great buzz you point it at em and we'll blink em to death

    or... my ultimate favoriate funny line from disney movie...

    Lion King:

    im surrounded by idiots!
     
  8. ToddyLu

    ToddyLu Welcome aboard explorers- I love Mr. Ray

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    :) Mine: I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt!

    DH: Mrs. Potato Head "let me pack your angry eyes."

    The dino in Meet the Robinsons "I have a big head and little arms"
     
  9. 2012DisneyWorldBride

    2012DisneyWorldBride <font color=royalblue>I was a Disney Bride on 12.8

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    Goodbye now goodbye... When they are getting off the magic carpet in Aladdin. Acting like flight attendants.
     
  10. DisneyDiva8401

    DisneyDiva8401 Mouseketeer

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    Not really a quote but the work song in Cinderella when the mice are sewing the dress and Gus says "I'll cut it with the scissors!" Makes me laugh every time the way he says it! Now every time I use scissors I say in my Gus-Gus voice "I'll cut it with the scissors!"
    Also Alice in wonderland when the mad hatter is putting all that jam and stuff in the white rabbits watch and when they give him mustard he says "MUSTARD?! No, let's not be silly". (My sister and I use this on a regular basis at Sunday lunch when we pass around the condiments)
     
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    R5Jedi Carrying the Banner

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    "My peanut" anyone know what this is from?
     
  12. flipfloppershopper

    flipfloppershopper Earning My Ears

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    Dumbo?
     
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    DisneyDiva8401 Mouseketeer

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    Pirates of the Caribbean at worlds end
     
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    Qmaz246 DIS Veteran

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    "I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through." ........ "Master?" :rotfl2:
     
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    forrestfamilyoffive Earning My Ears

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    "Does this face look like it's been to the Fountain of Youth?"
     
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    SofieMouseketeer Earning My Ears

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    "fish are friends NOT food!"- Bruce
     
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    "My friends needed to be punished"
    -Lilo, Lilo & Stitch

    "Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!"
    -Mushu, Mulan
     
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    fairydust1278 "The path to your destiny lies within the magic of

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    Flynn Rider: Oh... oh, no... where is my satchel?
    Rapunzel: I've hidden it! Somewhere you'll never find it.
    Flynn Rider: It's in that pot, isn't it?

    Tangled
     
  20. Disneydude97

    Disneydude97 Reaching New Horizons

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    From Finding Nemo...


    Marlin: Will somebody please give me directions?!
    (moonfish form the shape of a frowning fish)
    Moonfish Leader (mocking Marlin): Will somebody please give me directions?!
    (the other moonfish and Dory laugh)
    Marlin: I'm serious!
    Moonfish Leader: Blah-blah-blah, me-me-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah, me-me-me!
     
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    I have 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the plan I've been working on for eighteen years goes up in smoke......and you're wearing.......HIS MERCHANDISE!!!!!
     

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