Favorite Movie Quotes

[PizzieDuster]

"Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry..."

I could sooooo do this all day! Lol

As if!

 

[PigletsPal2]

"Don't touch me, leave me alone!" Les Miserables, Fantine to the crone who wants to buy her hair.

Actually, my DDs have been saying this to each other since they saw the stage musical in the late 80's.


Queen Colleen

 

[marmalade]

"The saddest thing in life is wasted talent"

 

[WILDERNESS FAN 55]

You best start beleivin in ghost stories.......you're in one ! Captain Barbossa to Miss Swan
Pirates Of The Caribbean Curse of the Black Pearl

 

[Scrappy_Tink]

I can't believe nobody's quoted this yet....Kevin Costner, Bull Durham....


"Well, I believe in the soul, the ****, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

 

[lisaviolet]

Susannah, you deserve to be happy. - LEGENDS OF THE FALL

Oh no the boy's rather astute - I am trying to kill him. Dr. Evil to the psychiatrist about his son Scott's claim. (I don't know if I just butchered that one!) - AUSTIN POWERS

So many from that movie - Dr. Evil on his own father:

He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons.


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TV TIME!!

A man feels less favour for his own image reflected - THE BORGIAS

I AM a man - SIX FEET UNDER (after Rico suggested gay men in his country stay with their wives and children and therefore are *still men*)

You don't know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it's good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it's what men do. - MAN MEN

Don Draper: It's your job. I give you money, you give me ideas.
Peggy Olson: And you never say thank you.
Don Draper: That's what the money is for!

 

[ZuZugal]

Jesse: Dude, you got a tattoo
Chester: So did you dude.....dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: Sweet! what about mine?
Chester: Dude! what does mine say?
Jesse: Sweet! what about mine?
Chester: Dude! what does mine say?
Jesse: Sweet! what about mine?
Chester: Dude! what does mine say?
Jesse: Sweet...what about mine?
Chester: Dude...what does mine say?
Jesse: Sweet...what about mine?
Chester: Dude...what does mine say?
Jesse: Sweet, what about mine?
Chester: Dude, WHAT DOES MINE SAY?
Jesse: SWEET!
*they start hitting each other*
Tailor: IDIOTS! your tattoo says dude, your tattoo says sweet, got it?

 

[WDWJDS]

"Lesbians cool" - The Nutty Professor

"Work your whole bicuspids area.......your whole bilaterals and bisexuals" - Norbit


"There is colonial woman on the wing", "But I mean we're changing from who we are, which we always stay as" - Bridesmaids

 

[Crystal Brewer]

Sweet Home Alabama // "Why you wanna marry me anyway" "So I can kiss you anytime I want to" also at the end "O go back to your trailer and fry something" **boom** "Nobody talks to my momma that way"

 

[ronandannette]

"Stake to the heart? Who wouldn't that kill??"
Count Dracula - Hotel Transylvania

 

[aprescher]

"Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up. If he gets up, we will all get up. It will be an anarchy!"

"Could you describe this ruckus sir?"

Or pretty much anything else from the breakfast club! I adore that movie!!

 

[sillylily]

Pitch Perfect: "I think maybe we should kiss. Do you think that would be a good idea?" Fat Amy: "You know, sometimes I think I should try crystal meth too, and then I think...better not."

 

[MI mom of 3]

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. Arsenic and Old Lace

 

[Kathryn Merteuil]

 

[MomofKatie]

"Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up. If he gets up, we will all get up. It will be an anarchy!"

"Could you describe this ruckus sir?"

Or pretty much anything else from the breakfast club! I adore that movie!!

"That man is a brownie hound."

"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"

"Dude, your every parent's wet dream."

Bender: "What's that?"
Claire: "Sushi. Rice, raw fish, and seaweed."
Bender: "You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you'll eat that?"
Claire: "Can I eat?"
Bender: "I don't know. Give it a try."

Andy: "What do you need a fake ID for?"
Brian: "So I can vote!"

Allison: "Why are you being so nice to me?"
Claire: "Because you're letting me."

Mr Vernon: "What if your home... what if your family... what if your DOPE were on fire?"
Bender: "Impossible sir. It's in Johnson's underwear."

 

[Gumbo4x4]

We're on a mission from God
QUOTE]

Blues Brothers?

Correct

 

[Cantw8]

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

 

[gunner2010]

I want my two dollars!


My fav!

 

[Gumbo4x4]

Did your parents have any children that lived?!?!

Full Metal Jacket

 

[#1hoosierfan]

Jack : If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.
Miles - No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any f&$%*&g Merlot!

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