Love Cream of Wheat, HATE Grits. Had them twice in my life. Once in Florida in 1970 when I was down there with my High School Band for the Orange Bowl & Parade. We had them at breakfast. Only had them the first day because they were soooo gross. The rest of the breakfast wasn't much better (greasy, soggy bacon and scrambled eggs that tasted like they had been made from dried egg powder) The second time, my youngest DB made me breakfast. I should have known something was up cause he never made me breakfast or anything else for that matter. He told me he had made cream of wheat, but as soon as I had the first spoonful in my mouth I knew he had lied to me. He knew of my experience from Florida with grits and decided to have some fun with it. You would think I would learn not to trust him, but at his wedding the next year I was drinking Boone's Farm Apple Wine and the bottle was empty. He hands me a shot glass and says he just emptied the bottle into it. Of course it wasn't wine, it was straight whiskey. I spent the next 5 min. with my mouth under the kitchen faucet trying to get rid of the burn.