Dumb jokes..

[Cantw8]

So, a duck walks into the drug store and says, "give me some chapstick, please."
The cashier says, "will that be cash or credit?"
The duck says, "just put it on my bill"

 

[low-key]

who are the Gorillas favorite President ?

Ape Lincoln

 

[Cantw8]

who are the Gorillas favorite President ?

Ape Lincoln

 

[BlueStarryHat]

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture.