Disney's Cost-Cutting Measures -- Funny

Discussion in 'Disney Rumors and News' started by montessori, Apr 20, 2003.

  1. montessori

    montessori <font color=green>I just pack it all and then brin

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    We all know Disney has been cutting back on hours and shows etc.
    What other steps is the company taking to improve it's bottom line?
    (stolen from "THE ONION")

    :earsboy: Pluto only gets dry dog food.

    :earsboy: Robots in Hall of Presidents reprogrammed to roam
    through the park mugging visitors between shows.

    :earsboy: Suing self for copyright violation.

    :earsboy: Holographic ghosts in Haunted Mansion replaced with
    janitor wearing vampire teeth.

    :earsboy: CEO Michael Eisner's annual salary reduced from
    $60 skajillion to $54 skajillion.

    :earsboy: Theme parks instituting a two-sweatshirt minimum.

    :earsboy: Re-edited "PETER PAN", in which Peter urges children
    to mail in money to save Tinkerbell's life.

    :earsboy: Wide-eyed childlike wonderment of Magic Kingdom
    reduced by 15 percent.

    :earsboy: Exploring possible new revenue stream by permitting
    manufacture of select merchandise items based on
    certain Disney films.

    :earsboy: Stealing the sorcerer's magic hat, creating more and
    more money until it spins out of control in a destructive
    whirlpool, providing a valuable lesson about greed.

    :p :p :p :p :p :p
     
  2. phyllis1966

    phyllis1966 Something witty

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    Very funny!!!
     
  3. HauntedMansionFan

    HauntedMansionFan Yes, I am crazy.

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    The Onion is always good for a laugh.
     
  4. laceemouse

    laceemouse laceemouse

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    My favorite is the Peter Pan one. I can hear Robin Williams saying it!!
     
  5. JenniferW

    JenniferW Guest

    Hilarious!

    Jenn
     

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