So, I'm going with CaptainOblivious' suggestion and am going to make something up.
Whoa! Wait! Hold up a sec! I am looking at my pictures and we are at the bus stop at Port Orleans Riverside which leads me to think that we left Hollywood Studios and went straight to Riverside. Dang, this part of the report is confusing me the heck out!
I really liked the feel of their food court as it had a lot of wood tones and a natural feel to it.
John looks at the buildings and the resort grounds and then turns to me and says "This place looks like a nursing home".
This guy looked like he was done. Stick a fork in him done. He was sound asleep.
Ya'll I'm not exaggerating when I say that the Poly was a complete and utter mess and it wasn't even just the inside. It extended to the outside as well and it was pretty bad/sad to look at. I can't imagine trying to stay there during all of the construction.
They were sooooooo dry. I'm talking like the desert dry. Our waiter who had been attentive in the beginning was nowhere to be found so we made due. I hate sending food back but this was so dry that I might would have sent it back. The vegetables were hard as rocks. They had to be cut with a knife, they were so hard. On a brighter note, everything had a good flavor. Hey, I'm trying to look on the bright side here. None of us finished our food and when our waiter finally came back around, I did mention that the meat was dry and he just say "I'm sorry." but that was it.
I wish that I could give Kona a great review but I really can't. This is a one and done...at least in John's opinion. I might would give it a whirl again but not until we give other restaurants a try.
I'm all caught back up. Only one more week of school & I'll have some free time for the summer to stay on top of Dis.It looks like you had a great trip & it's almost time for your next trip.
Well that is not a great experience! We actually had a reservation for Kona for dinner but wound up doing breakfast instead and now I'm glad we did! Sorry your food wasn't all that good. I don't blame you for wanting to go other places before considering coming back there!
That stinks about the steaks...but those desserts look delicious! More crust then anything sounds like my kind of tart!
oh bummer about Kona. I haven't tried it yet either and was hoping for a good review. The food looks good at least!
I'm so sorry you had a poor meal at Kona. Mary, the girls an dI ate there in May as well, and we all loved our meal. So much in fact, we are going back in July (also eating there with Mark in October).
Wow - I was really far behind. I sat down to read last down and something distracted me. Now I'm at work and starting to get tired so my attention span stinks.
Anyway - I really want to sit down and read all your articles when I have some uninterrupted time.
I love writing the articles and hope that you enjoy them. I had another one publish yesterday and one is posting this afternoon.
Love your tour of POR and - yeah - I sort of get the nursing home comment, but most of the nursing homes in this neck of the woods are so much uglier than that. You must have nursing homes with the "southern" flair, because we sure don't.
We have quite a few that look like that.
OK - lets see - Kona dinner. Ugh - you know my rule is if you don't like it you should send it back. Not because your wasting food, but because you always remember that crappy meal and it turns you off to that restaurant in the future. I don't always follow my rule, but I try. So - boo to the dry meat and hard veggies. Not cool.
I really should have sent it back.
On the other hand - dessert looks amazing. I have an ADR at Kona in Feb, so I'll keep that in mind.
Sorry you got charged for forgetting to cancel. That stinks.
A nursing home? Well maybe I could see it a little on the mansion side.
I really need to get Jim to Disney Quest. He loves games and especially the old time ones like John was playing. He loves Galaga and we actually have a Ms. Pac Man machine in our game room.
I have to agree with your assessment of Kona. Jim and I didn't have the best meal there last year. I had the duck and it just wasn't up to par.
oh no... my poor Poly!!! I blame it ALL on the construction.. Yes the construction also screwed up the food..
Also have you noticed the CM's at the Poly? not as nice as they used to be either. never got a "welcome home."
very sad indeed.
I will be there in November for breakfast (O'hana) i am hoping for the best!!!!
I knew I was good for something!
Well, the important part is that you went to POR. So we got that part.
Thank goodness I could at least remember where we ended up.
I love the river mill there! Such great theming.
It was beautiful inside. I love all the wood look.
Wow. Now that's some hardcore video gaming.
He was out like a light.
That stinks. And it costs so much to stay there, too.
If I had been shelling out what those guests had to stay there, I'd be ticked off!
Oh man, I'm so sorry to hear this. I really love Kona and have had nothing but good experiences there, so it pains me to hear it wasn't up to snuff. Hopefully it was a bad night and not indicative of a trend.
I actually just made a reservation at Splitsville today for 7:45p on 6/1!! Super excited to try it. I've never tried Kona but based on these posts I am in no rush now.
Hi Lisa! I haven't been on in a while but I just caught back up.
I love your posts!
I really loved your pictures of walking through POR because we are trying POR this trip. It was really hard to not go back to CBR because we loved it so much last September, but we decided to try something new!
I have heard soo many good reviews about Kona that we made an ADR for our upcoming trip. I'm sorry you had a bad experienceIt's so crazy how hit or miss restaurants can be sometimes!
We were at the POLY around the same time as you just to go to the lounge and I hadn't been there ever before. I kept saying..I'm pretty sure there is supposed to be a big lobby in the middle and this is construction?? At least they covered it up good- but I can't wait to see it now that it is remodeled.
I love that you went back to POR. I love seeing the pics. I can't wait to see it in person in August. I don't see that building as a nursing home either, but like someone else mentioned, nursing homes sure don't look like that in Wisconsin. They pretty much look like hospitals.+
I know that video game you are talking about. I don't remember what it's called either, but I have played it and it is VERY addicting!
Sorry your Kona meal was disappointing. That stinks. If we decide to try it sometime, I think we'll do breakfast. We can't tear our kids away from O'hana, though.
I can't believe your trip is so close!
Wow! We had a very similar experience at Kona and (for Keith) it is a one and done for us! I would probably go back once more because I tend to give the benefit of the doubt but Keith wants nothing to do with Kona. Sad too, since I hear raves but we just didn't feel it!