Discussion in 'DIS Dads' started by Cinderella's Fella, Dec 14, 2012.
Took long enough for the jokes to get flying....
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im a flyers fan so i have to get them in before the season starts.
The poor life of CJ. Was first class full?
They did this 2 years ago when we were at BWV. Pool opened a week before our arrival and it was ice cold. My poor life.
There was an alligator over at SSR in lake by paddock. SSR thread has pictures.
I didn't know either.
Only if get to say that line.
At least you are not a Penguins or Sens Fan...I can live with the Flyers
I wish it'd be like ice in August, not warm soup. I guess relishing swimming in Jan and Feb is the canadian in me.
That's a low blow there
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Toronto Maple Leafs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Maple Leafs fans, too. Not really knowing what a Maple Leafs fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Maple Leafs fan." "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "Why I'm proud to be a Philadelphia Flyers fan.", boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Flyers fan. "Well, My Dad and Mom are Flyers fans, and I'm a Flyers fan, too!" The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Mary, "I'd be a Maple Leafs fan."
I thought I may have crossed the line with that one.
Classic, around Nashville we used that one for red wings fans, but it's not the effective when your team hasn't won a Stanley cup haha
Headed down to WDW in about 36 hours!
Q: Why is the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto?
A: Its the only way the Stanley Cup will EVER be in Toronto
Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Finals?
A. The Toronto Maple Leafs
Q. What do the Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell Jesus Christ.
Q. How do you keep the Maple Leafs out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.
Q: What do the Canadiens have that the Maple Leafs dont ?
A: Colour photographs of the cup.
I'm in! It's nice to know I'm not the only Dad who get's the Magic and the beers around the world in Epcot!
I've been going to Disneyworld since 1974, but I didn't truly get it until I brought my daughter to It's a small world the first time in 2003 for her 1st birthday. Hard to explain to someone what seeing Disney through your kids eyes is like. Now she has been to Disneyworld 9 times, a Disney Cruise, and Disneyland...I have created a true blue die hard Disney fan, and she doesn't even like the Princess's. We are headed back for her 10th visit in 5 weeks, and her brother's 6th.
Happy to hear there are other Disney Dads like me roaming around out there
Welcome to the club!
There's a convention this week if you're in WDW
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