couplets for valentines day??

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  1. carolfoy

    carolfoy <font color=cc6633>One has Ones hat and One's orf.

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    received this email which had me in stitches, hope it does the same for you

    :lmao:


    The following are entries to a contest by The Washington Post, in which
    respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem, except that the last
    line had to be as unromantic as the first line was romantic.

    1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;

    Marrying you screwed up my life.



    2. I see your face when I am dreaming.

    That's why I always wake up screaming.



    3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you're not



    4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

    But I only slept with you because I was pissed.



    5. I thought that I could love no other

    that is, until I met your brother.





    6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you

    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
    empty and so is your head.



    7. I want to feel your sweet embrace

    But don't take that paper bag off your face.




    8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!




    9. My love, you take my breath away.

    What have you stepped in to smell this way?





    10. My feelings for you no words can tell

    Except for maybe "Go to hell."




    11. What do you think inspired this amorous rhyme?

    Two parts vodka, one part lime.
     
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  3. fizz13

    fizz13 <font color=33cc99>Dreams about being stuck on Spa

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    :rotfl: Fantastic Carol, where do you find this stuff? now i must write these down for future reference, they could come in handy one day:lmao:
     
  4. carolfoy

    carolfoy <font color=cc6633>One has Ones hat and One's orf.

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    I have had cause for number 5 before Claire, will certainly have to remember to use it! :lmao:
     
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    Brillant:rotfl2:
     
  6. saratogagirl

    saratogagirl <font color= CC0066>I need books, and wine and Ian

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    brilliant Carol
     
  7. UKDEB

    UKDEB Moderator Emeritus Moderator

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    Very funny, but I'm sure we can come up with some better ones.

    Challenge on!
     
  8. UKDEB

    UKDEB Moderator Emeritus Moderator

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    Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day?
    Or decide which Playstation game I'm gonna play?

    I made that up! What do I win?
     
  9. carolfoy

    carolfoy <font color=cc6633>One has Ones hat and One's orf.

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    ok, challenge accepted!


    you fill my world so full of love
    but I like gold, and other stuff


    I miss you so when you are far
    But only cos I drive your car


    I want you to live with me
    but only if you cook the tea
     

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