clever sayings!

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  1. Poohshoney

    Poohshoney <font color=6666CC>Ya-ya sister!<br><font color=gr

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    Clever sayings
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    Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

    A day without sunshine is like, night.

    On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the
    spot.

    99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

    I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel
    universe.

    Honk if you love peace and quiet.

    Remember, half the people you know are below average.

    He who laughs last thinks slowest.

    Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

    The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse
    gets the cheese.

    I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

    Support bacteria. They're the only culture some
    people have.

    Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
    memory.

    Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

    Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

    Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

    If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of
    payments.

    How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my
    hand...

    OK, so what's the speed of dark?

    How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

    If everything seems to be going well, you have
    obviously overlooked something.

    When everything is coming your way, you're in the
    wrong lane.

    Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays
    off now.

    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just
    don't have film.

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy
    her friends?

    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into
    jet engines.

    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

    I used to have an open mind but my brains kept
    falling out.

    I couldn't repair my brakes, so I made my horn louder.

    Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

    Inside every older person is a younger person
    wondering what the hell happened.
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  2. WDWfan uk

    WDWfan uk <font color=red>.... but you can call me Shirley :

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  3. Sue F UK

    Sue F UK Florida keeps me poor...but happy

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    My life summed up on one sentance!! :p
     

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