This was from back in '09.
Aw. Look how young they are…
Sleep? Who needs sleep?
I'll sleep when I get home...
after I do my chores...
and go to work...
and catch up on missed shows....
Sleep? Who needs szzzzzzzzzzz.............
And write million-word trip reports…I mean trip reports filled with rich detail.
I had an early dinner ADR here
(Oh, right... you want to know about that contest and bonus points. Soon. Soon.)
I had an early dinner ADR here, but I had some time to kill beforehand.
I should have guessed you would want to go to a restaurant with antics. Darn!
was to see how the removal of the hat was coming along.
I knew it would be too much to hope for that it would be completely gone, but...
It’s kind of cool to see the progress though.
Some of you like the hat? And are sad to see its departure?
I must admit the hat does make it a little easier to navigate the park and it’s a great place to meet. “Meet you at the hat at noon.”
I did however really want to go see Lights, Motors, Action!
since I'd never seen it before.
Never saw this and I guess it’s too late now, right?
I don't know if I'll wind up seeing this or not, but I am curious to see how they'll do it
since in the trailer, well... if you haven't seen the trailer, I won't spoil it for you.
My daughter and I really enjoyed the movie. Yeah, it’s Cinderella again, but Cate Blanchett is awesome as the stepmother. And the costumes were really fun to look at.
So, wait.
Doesn't that mean that if Cinderella drives her carriage west at just over 1,000mph
she'd never have to worry about the clock striking midnight and it changing back into a pumpkin?
So shouldn't she ask her fairy godmother for a rocket propelled carriage?
Wouldn't a rocket engine be simpler than changing a mouse into a horse,
for instance?
Are we to answer story problems for points now?
I probably took about 50 pictures, but most of them look like this:
So they must all be fabulous like these. You’re an awesome photographer!
Sorry. It's the lament of the entitled tourist*
I’ve been guilty of that lament.
Only question of course is what does that weird looking guy
hanging on the street post have to do with movies?
Maybe it's "The Great Movie Ride! Starring Mannequins You Don't Know!"
That seems to be the most likely scenario, anyway.
Don't get me started on the mannequins…
I really don't know if she thought she was doing a 'tough guy' act
or if that was the way she talked.
Irrelevant really, because no one could understand a single word she slurred.
She wasn't very loud, so just hearing her was difficult.
And what you could hear, when she turned to face you was so garbled
that I suspected she had a speech impediment.
Or as she would say, "A shpich impenorgle."
Ha ha ha! We had one that sounded like Charo once. I don’t understand why speaking clearly is not a requirement for working on this ride.
Is it bad that when she was "killed" at the Indiana Jones scene I cheered?
Really! It's because she was a "bad guy"!
Not because she was a "bad actor"! Honest!
But it’s so much better for the trip report.
After the death of the moll and the rebirth of enunciation our tour continued.
And then... epiphany!
There it is again! That darned face!
The one I had such trouble placing!
It's the same one!
And this time... this time... I got it!
It's Bruce Jenner!
Hilarious!
Laura74 2 points for asking for points plus 2 points for some awesome sucking up.
Laura74 -1 points for making it a little bit too much about the sucking up.
What??? I meant every word! You’re my disboard hero, Ponzi!
I got to Prime Time at three o'clock.
And I was stoked!
Don’t you mean soaked?
This is Disney royalty people!
And so are you!!!
I got to Prime Time and immediately started to panic.
It's three o'clock! I told them it's for three fifteen, right?
What if they're here already?
What if they're already seated and waiting for me?
Will I recognize them? (I'd only seen 2.6 million pictures of them. )
I checked in with the hostess and told her who I was.
Because I'm incredibly stupid,
I didn't ask her if the rest of the party was here yet.
At least, since they didn't take me to a table,
I figured out that they weren't there yet.
And I was right.
So now I started to panic that they weren't coming.
Oh, not right away.
Not at three o'clock.
Plenty of time.
I strategically positioned myself between the two available entrances.
By three oh one, panic had reasserted itself
and I was starting to swivel my head back and forth
between the two entrances and the bar.
Are they coming in over there?
How about there?
Are they at the bar? Did I miss them?
<swivel><swivel><swivel>
Some streetmosphere people came in to liven things up.
I hardly noticed.
Oh, I'm sure they were awesome... they always are...
<swivel><swivel><swivel>
And I think they were supposed to be the family
that owned the home we were dining in...
<swivel><swivel><swivel>
But I was just a little...
<swivel><swivel><swivel>
preoccupied.
<swivel><swivel>
At ten after three, I was panicked... and depressed.
They weren't coming.
<swivel>
They had taken one look at the rain pouring down and decided not to go.
<swivel><swivel>
Who could blame them?
<swivel>
I mean, why would you willingly go out in a tropical downp....
<swi... head snaps around and locks>
This is me to a T. Maybe we’re related.
I spotted Dawn first, then the rest of the family.
I was so happy to see them.
Happy...
What a woefully inadequate word to describe how I was feeling.
Are they giving out points or something?
We ordered our food,
and it wasn't long before I started to get the vibe from the place.
The waiter... excuse, me...
Our cousin walked up and caught me with my elbows on the table.
He got the entire restaurant to chant "Shame, shame, shame!"
Whoops! Won't make that mistake again!
I used to hear, “Mabel, Mabel, strong and able. Get your elbows off the table.”
I had to... had to order the Peanut Butter and Jelly Milk Shake to drink
and Aunt Liz's Golden Fried Chicken.
Where are the onion rings???
That does not mean that he would want to hang around with me!
Who wouldn’t want to hang out with you????
But they came out... in the rain! To meet with me!
Who wouldn’t?? I would, and I would be risking a terrible case of frizzy hair.
"You like Haunted Mansion, right?"
I nodded.
Dale, on his magic band, had... I think they're called magic bits? Band-its?
Pins that you can attach to a magic band.
Anyway, Dale had three "bits" on his band.
The hitch-hiking ghosts from HM!
He pulled one off and handed it to me as a gift.
I was touched.
Yes, I'm always a little touched, I just was more so.
I immediately put it on.
Awesome.
Aw. That was sweet of him. Glad you had such a good time.
My one regret of the evening (other than acting like a fool)
was that at some point, I remembered where I was, etc.
and asked if I could get a picture with them.
Unfortunately, instead of taking out my camera,
which would've been the smart thing to do,
I passed the waiter my iPod.
Also unfortunately, I either had the flash turned off,
or it was fooled by the glare from the kitchen and so this is the best I got.
Hey! I’ve seen them before! I like their reports too.
Great waiter, not so great photographer.
No everybody can be as great a photographer as you.
Bonus points to whoever can guess the next three rides I go on.
Rock N Roller Coaster, Tower of Terror, Star Tours
Thanks for writing! Another masterpiece from the master!
Just out of curiosity, how many points do I have now, oh great one?