Can anyone say "tangent!"
(Say it. Bonus points. 'Nuff said.)
TANGENT!!!
If you do a chore that first time... it will always be your chore.
"Honey, could you take out the garbage?"
It's a trap! You do it once and it's yours forever.
My fiance once expressed an annoyance at my tendency to finish a roll of TP and not replace it. Ok, I'll admit, I'm not the best, but I've made an effort to replace it when I can. So this morning, I get to the bathroom, and on the fixture is an EMPTY ROLL...with the full roll right above it on the counter. Apparently I am the only household member who has the expertise to remove an old roll and replace a new one
(In my defense, she made the pizza from a box mix.
You're far better off just eating the box. Trust me.)
You can buy pizza in a box mix?
Is this like American frozen pizza? Which, speaking of tangents:
There's a new chain that has recently gained popularity in my area called Papa Murphy's. Their entire premise is that you go in, tell them what toppings you want, and they put it all together as a frozen pizza that you then take home and pop in the oven. Here's my confusion--If I want frozen pizza, I can get it for $4 at the grocery store, and then it's right there in my freezer when I need it. If I'm going to pay over $10 for a pizza, I'm going somewhere that gives it to me cooked. I just don't get it
If I say it again, do I get double bonus points? Yes? Tangent!!!
The dishes were still sitting there waiting for me.
Really? No one could do them in the last four hours?
Dishes are Joe's chore (because he did them once
) But he has a particularly annoying habit of letting them stack in the sink. He swears that he simply forgets or loses track of time, but I'm convinced it's all a ploy because he knows I'll get irritated and do them to get them out of the sink.
So storage space is at a premium.
And I despise having to store stuff at my feet.
I'd prefer the legroom thank you very much.
So that means boarding asap.
So YOU'RE the guy who always uses the entire overhead bin for his laptop, jacket, lunchbox and everything so that by the time I get on I have to gate check my bag. I see how it is.
"We're all gonna die!"
"I want one last smoke!"
"Sir! You can't smoke on the plane!
Put your flat oxygen mask that you can't pop, on!"
Which begs the question: if the plane were really going down, do you think they'd really mind if you lit up? I mean, if you're going to die anyway, how will make things worse?
But what she did do was tell us that we could each have
a snack pack (no charge) if we liked.
They pulled out the cages and opened the doors.
IT'S A BUNNY!!! I WAS RIGHT!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They would've had the highest score of the entire competition.
As it was, they finished at the bottom of their category.
I'm still ticked about that.
They were robbed!! Reminds me of the time I was competing in a pageant, and I lost points on my Casual Wear because the judge said I used more of a swimsuit modeling style. You really have to wonder about these judges....
We marched up to the guardian of the gate
and I asked him what the age restriction was.
"You have to be 19 to enter." He said.
The look on Elle's face!
She looked so... deflated.
I feel her pain. Growing up a Disney fan, anytime we were in Downtown Disney we always passed the mythical gates to Pleasure Island. I couldn't WAIT for my 18th birthday. And even better, I was actually going to be IN DISNEY on my birthday. I had my night all planned out. And then, two months before...they announced Pleasure Island would be closing. For good. Before I ever turned 18. I'm still mad.
Next round:
1. Do we make our original scheduled flight?
Yes
2. When we do get going, name one movie I watched.
(But how could we know that?)
Easy. Someone (not me) already posted a picture from it.
It's between this update and the last.
After scrolling back through, I'm gonna guess Inside Out. I thought about Miss Congeniality, but you did say you were a man. Though then you told us to disregard that, so I dunno....but I'll stick with Inside Out.
3. Where do we eat breakfast?
OMG. We're Canadian. I've already told you where Canadians go!
And no. Not Starbucks.
Tim Horton's
4. Did you see it? Bonus points if you did.
No? Might want to look again.
The nice little plug for your private airline? Yes, I saw it
5. What's our first real meal in Hawaii.
(Hint. Ruby did not partake.)
Pupus! Actually, I have no idea, but we have a vendor who offers Hawaii packages and their hold message always says "And enjoy evening pupus on the beach" and I snicker every time.
Standings:
BibbitybobityLu - 35 points
DISNEYMOON10121991 - 30 points
SoccerDogWithEars - 30 points
I'm in THIRD!!! WOOHOOO!!! Yes, I'm probably a little too excited over this, but my first thought was that a certain other TR writer could suck it, because I'm still at the bottom over there. Not that I'm competitive or anything.