How I Met Your Mother is, I believe, the 2000s version of Friends. And well, The Big Bang Theory's Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) is my son up and down. There aren't many television shows I watch anymore, so when one catches my attention, I quote it often. And this trip, our first at a Deluxe Resort, often had no better words than those of Barney and Sheldon. And yes, I quoted Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) and Sheldon over, and over again! We've been to Disney many times. I've been 6 times since 2007, the rest of the family 5 times. So, for a little background--we just returned from Disney less than a week ago. Our trip began with one night at Port Orleans-Riverside on June 4 and ended with 9 nights at the Beach Club Resort. And who are we? Drink plenty fluids, Amanda. Running is not easy! To the left is me, Amanda. I'm a 36-year-old special education teacher from North Carolina. I actually teach in South Carolina, near the NC/SC border. I am what you would call a certified Disney nut. Although I am unsure that there is such a classification, I am pretty sure I would own all Fast Passes to it. To the right in the same picture is my dh, Dan. He is great, but unlike me, he is not a Disney nut. Not that he doesn't like Disney, but he does not get all tied up in the planning and replanning and replanning of the Disney trip. For now, I think a year or two off for him will be best. He, too, is a teacher in South Carolina, but he teaches 8th grade math. I don't know which is worse--8th grade or math. Come on kids, Mickey won't bite! From left to right, these are my kids: Sweetie, a preteen who loves Disney as much as me. Boo, our little tornado. Sheldon, our mini Sheldon Cooper. So, there you have it--us in a nutshell! Join us for our trip that was LEGEN--wait for it, and I hope you aren't lactose intolerant--DARY! Table of Contents: Introductions: Above Day 1: Saturday, June 4, 2011 It's WHAT time in the morning? "Amanda, what do you mean, we made a wrong turn?" I promise, Boo, that you won't fall into the Sassagoula River What's that SMELL?? Day 2: Sunday, June 5, 2011 Only One Room Request Can we Really Make it to Rope Drop? Pinocchio? Welcome, Foolish Mortals The Best Day Ever! How are you Planning to Get to the Poly Again? De'Ja-Vu Day 3: Monday, June 6, 2011 Our Own Secret Entrance One Million Ways to Cool Off Dinner and Stormalong Bay Day 4: Tuesday, June 7, 2011 It's a Jungle out There! Boo and Daddy Day Commences A 15 Minute Wait for Star Tours? Viva la France! Illuminations Day 5: Wednesday, June 8, 2011 A Beautiful Morning Walk A Zany Morning The Rebel Spy Creepy Clown For Heavens Sakes, Don't Eat the Green Hot Dog! Not the Same, But it Will Do Wishes Day 6: Thursday, June 9, 2011 Soarin Stampede What Are You Doing to That Troll? Tea for Three Fireworks from the Resort Day 7: Friday, June 10, 2011 What Ride 5 Times In A Row? Conservation Station Park Hopping 101 Mama, You Dropped WHAT From Dumbo?!? Back in the Groove Day 8: Saturday, June 11, 2011 Opening at 8? I didn't know! Storm Trooper Close Up and Personal A Slush, Volcano, and a Trip to the Ministry of Magic Fireworks from the Resort Day 9: Sunday, June 12, 2011 Cupcakes for Breakfast Again More Epcot Alllll By Myyyy-sehehehlf! Day 10: Monday, June 13, 2011 Have a Wild Time! Stop It, Honey! Supper Time! Our Last Night Day 11: Tuesday, June 14, 2011 It's so hard to say good bye. . .