1/6/13 - Already out of the running for Wife/Mother of the Year

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  1. LisaR

    LisaR <img src=http://www.wdwinfo.com/images/silver.jpg>

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    Poor DH. I don't know why he puts up with me.

    Conversation:
    Me: What did you do to your hand? It looks like you have a little blood blister.

    DH: That's a birthmark. I've had it since.......um......BIRTH!

    Me: No way! I've never noticed it before. OMG! How can you have a birthmark in such a noticeable spot and I've never noticed?

    DH: I think you've seen it before. I remember talking about it.

    Me: Hmmm......I'm not sure which is worse; not knowing that you have a birthmark at all or talking about it in the past and not remembering the conversation or the birthmark.

    DH: Don't worry about it. It just gives me something to hold over your head. :rotfl2:

    Me: It bugs me. I can't believe I didn't know about it. We've been married for 24 years.......25 this May. This is something I should know about you.

    DH: Um.....Honey, we've actually been married for 23 years, 24 this May.

    Me: :blush: :faint: Damn! There goes my Wife of the Year award. I wonder if I am still in the running for Mother of the Year?

    Both kids simultaneously: NOOOOOOOO!

    :lmao:
     
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  3. denisem

    denisem DIS Veteran

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    I HATE when that happens! :rotfl2:

    Cute story - come and join me on the wife of the year reject bench... ;)
     
  4. Saphire

    Saphire <font color=teal>Loves to hear good news<br><font

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    LOL!!!:rotfl:
     
  5. HannaBelle

    HannaBelle DIS Veteran

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    LOL OP!

    I feel your pain. DH has a tattoo on his shoulder, I cannot every remember which shoulder and I just know I am going to be called on to identify his body and I will get it wrong! :lmao:
     
  6. Gumbo4x4

    Gumbo4x4 Note to the ladies who forgot to

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    The anniversary part got me :rotfl2:
     
  7. goofyintoronto

    goofyintoronto I really wanted to like it, but I didnt.

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    Me too! LMAO!
     
  8. jetskigrl

    jetskigrl No mumbojumbo here

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    If it makes you feel better, I have a rather large birthmark on the palm of my left hand. People who have known me for years will all of the sudden notice it and ask me if I burned my hand :rotfl2: Even my sister saw it in a picture when we were adults and made a comment about it (she knew I had it but I guess just hadn't noticed it in a while).

    I guess birthmarks on hands are not really noticeable.
     
  9. Disney  Doll

    Disney Doll DIS Security Matron

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    At least you took the pressure off yourself early.;)
     
  10. LisaR

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    I love it! It should be smooth sailing from here on out without the pressure! :rotfl:
     
  11. wdwmom0f3

    wdwmom0f3 Thankful my embarrassing tag is gone!

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    :lmao: Me too!
     
  12. deserrai

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    So funny! :lmao:
     

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