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Old 07-08-2005, 12:01 PM   #1
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why Did the Chicken cross the road?

SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not
even have a chicken.

GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is
either for us or against us. There is no middle ground. *Declares war on chicken*

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the
chicken crossing the road.

TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not
yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross
roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

TRICIA
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening
to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how
it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream
of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together -
in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
Chicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
your important documents, and balance your chequebook - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?

THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU
SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there
was rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?

HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n



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Old 07-08-2005, 12:04 PM   #2
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Old 07-08-2005, 12:05 PM   #4
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Old 07-08-2005, 12:06 PM   #5
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Old 07-08-2005, 12:08 PM   #6
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Thanks, Rich! Some of us needed a funny today!!

Hoping all is well your way today!!
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Old 07-08-2005, 12:14 PM   #7
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Missed a few....

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it-the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."
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Old 07-08-2005, 12:16 PM   #8
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Old 07-08-2005, 12:18 PM   #9
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Great laughs! Thanks for brightening our day!
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Old 07-08-2005, 12:32 PM   #11
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MICHAEL JACKSON: How old was the chicken?
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Old 07-08-2005, 12:45 PM   #14
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