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Old 04-17-2013, 05:18 PM   #31
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I had a VERY similar situation with a witch I have as a neighbor a few years back. DH tried telling her nicely once, that didn't work. Second time, she flipped him off. Then one day I actually caught her instructing her dog dog to poop in my yard (she thought no one was home but I had come home early that day). Well, as soon as I opened my front door, she and her little dog ran into her house. I was not in a good mood that day and let's just say "I lost it"...in an Exorcist, head spinning kind of way. So i then scooped the poop up with a ziploc and threw it right at her house knowing all too well she was watching from the window. Interesting that just before I did this, she was laughing & thought it was funny but after I retaliated, yeah, not so much. Well, let's just say that one thing led to another. She said nothing that day and didn't even come out of her house. The next day I decided to call the animal officer to file a complaint (we have leash laws, etc). Animal officer paid her a visit & my neighbor flipped out on the officer. Two days later I had a "present" in my mailbox, however, she decided to wrap it in the summons she rec'd from the officer - not a smooth move & illegal to tamper with someone's mailbox. Well, the next morning she was waiting across the street as I was taking my DD to school & decided to "bait" me by asking how I liked my present. Well, she picked on the wrong girl. Let me just say upfront, that I am a professional woman, I have manners & class but that went right out the window. We had words and i had to stop myself before I got to the point of no return so I called the cops on her. She left, they came, I filed a report, they took the "present" she left me as evidence and they paid her a visit. She got nasty with the police officer (yeah, she's a real beauty), officer had to raise his voice & inform her of a few laws & pretty much told her to have no contact with any of us & if she ever stepped foot on our property again, he'd arrest her for trespassing along with a few other things. From that day forward, we never had another issue with her!

OP: I feel your frustration and while I'm sure you're trying to be "diplomatic" there are just some wacko's you can't reason with.....good luck!
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Old 04-17-2013, 05:21 PM   #32
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This thread is hilarious!


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I like your idea of a letter back ... maybe a tiny less snarky though .
Oh, definitely leave the snark in! I'd also add that maybe the cat is in HER yard as there is no dog poo there - signaling a dog lives there. The cat is never in YOUR yard bothering you or your cats.


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I am awake. I decided to go knock on her door. She was home but did not answer. I have decided any poo left on my lawn will be returned to her. I've decided her walkway is the best place so she cant miss it.
Not the walkway! The porch, right where she'd step on it, when she steps out in the morning.


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And why why why why does the dog never poo in his own yard?
Maybe it's afraid of that cat that's always over there?


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I wouldn't leave it in the bag ...
THIS from the gal who wanted less snark?

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ugh...you could scoop it up and drop it on her front porch so she can find it easily or You could spot the dog at work,and put poop in a ziploc bag duct taped to his collar with a note saying"didn't want you to miss this"
You guys are hilarious! Thanks, I needed this today.
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Old 04-17-2013, 05:31 PM   #33
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I really do hope you leave the poop in her driveway or somewhere equally obnoxious. I once chased someone down that let her dog crap in my yard. Never saw her again.

People like that make us responsible dog owners look bad.
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Old 04-17-2013, 05:35 PM   #34
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Reminds me of that Tom Hanks movie "the 'Burbs" and mr Rumsfeld said he was gonna staple his neighbor's Dog's butt shut next time he pooped in his yard.
Me....I would take a pic of the dog pooping, put the poop in a bag and leave it on his doorknob. No note, just poop and a picture. Do it every time until he stops
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Old 04-17-2013, 05:36 PM   #35
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I'd tell her you never have a problem with the cat in your yard because her dogs poo deters it.
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Old 04-17-2013, 06:07 PM   #36
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I'd tell her you never have a problem with the cat in your yard because her dogs poo deters it.

years back a neighbor of ours used to allow her dog to poo out in front of our home (and others too)
We picked it up and left it on her front steps

It only took one time...she probably stepped in it...... no more poo in front of our home
Your neighbor OP sounds a bit nutty tho so Id not have a writing war with her. IF she speaks to you directly, Id then respond, otherwise ignore her.
meanwhile take a pix or video on your phone when her dog poops on your lawn, then call animal control and let THEM handle it with her...leash law, and other violations will likely be given to her...
Good Luck....if only people would be better pet owners...
meanwhile CATS are predatory and per animal control by us....there is nothing they can do UNLESS there are lots of them and other issues..so cats walking on your cars, scratching them etc...no help with that...I blame the owner, not the cat...its just doing what it does, but why our car and not their own .
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Old 04-17-2013, 07:20 PM   #37
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It should be disturbing how many poo war strategists are around here.....but it's not. It's cracking me up. Carry on....
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Old 04-17-2013, 07:46 PM   #38
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We need to give this thread a title...

I vote for Poogate
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Old 04-17-2013, 07:53 PM   #39
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We need to give this thread a title...

I vote for Poogate
Lol or Poopwatch 2013
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Old 04-17-2013, 07:59 PM   #40
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Sounds to me, that to this woman her dog is her little snowflake that can do no wrong. If thats the case you might be dealing with someone who may be tad off her rocker. I would just call the city or animal control first. If you escalate things like that it might get ugly.
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Old 04-17-2013, 08:00 PM   #41
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Lol or Poopwatch 2013

Yeah, we haven't had a good "Watch" thread in quite a while.
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Old 04-17-2013, 08:02 PM   #42
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Sounds to me, that to this woman her dog is her little snowflake that can do no wrong. If thats the case you might be dealing with someone who may be tad off her rocker. I would just call the city or animal control first. If you escalate things like that it might get ugly.

Ooooh! Something could happen to that cat. . .




. . . that doesn't even belong to the OP.
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Old 04-17-2013, 08:11 PM   #43
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I think the woman is passive aggressive and wants to do dumb stuff like the note and not answer door because she can't handle confrontation.
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It should be disturbing how many poo war strategists are around here.....but it's not. It's cracking me up. Carry on....
"Poo war strategists"...
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Old 04-17-2013, 08:56 PM   #45
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If some dog craps in my yard, the poo goes flying. I am a poo flinger. The guy behind us kept letting his cats use my flower bed as a litter box, despite my complaints. I gathered the cat poop in a ziplock bag and left it on his doorstep. The next step was to leave it there WITHOUT the ziplock bag, but it never came to that as he decided to keep his cat out of my yard.
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