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Old 02-09-2013, 03:05 PM   #16
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My favorite is "Crying? There's no crying in baseball" from League of Their Own. I coach T-Ball and you always get a little one crying every game.

The other is from Steel Magnolias when Shirley Maclaines character states, "I'm not crazy! I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years."
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Old 02-09-2013, 03:10 PM   #17
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Old 02-09-2013, 03:34 PM   #18
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Old 02-09-2013, 03:39 PM   #19
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Old 02-09-2013, 03:48 PM   #20
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I used that one on a thread here just a couple weeks ago
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Old 02-09-2013, 03:53 PM   #21
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Old 02-09-2013, 03:54 PM   #22
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Old 02-09-2013, 03:56 PM   #23
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Old 02-09-2013, 04:11 PM   #24
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Old 02-09-2013, 04:36 PM   #25
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Old 02-09-2013, 04:43 PM   #26
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Old 02-09-2013, 04:49 PM   #27
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Old 02-09-2013, 04:54 PM   #28
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Old 02-09-2013, 04:55 PM   #29
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"There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball!" A League of Their Own
Start using your head! That's that lump three feet above your a--!

Jimmy Dugan is my absolute favorite movie character.
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Old 02-09-2013, 04:55 PM   #30
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