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Old 01-06-2013, 08:58 PM   #1
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1/6/13 - Already out of the running for Wife/Mother of the Year

Poor DH. I don't know why he puts up with me.

Conversation:
Me: What did you do to your hand? It looks like you have a little blood blister.

DH: That's a birthmark. I've had it since.......um......BIRTH!

Me: No way! I've never noticed it before. OMG! How can you have a birthmark in such a noticeable spot and I've never noticed?

DH: I think you've seen it before. I remember talking about it.

Me: Hmmm......I'm not sure which is worse; not knowing that you have a birthmark at all or talking about it in the past and not remembering the conversation or the birthmark.

DH: Don't worry about it. It just gives me something to hold over your head.

Me: It bugs me. I can't believe I didn't know about it. We've been married for 24 years.......25 this May. This is something I should know about you.

DH: Um.....Honey, we've actually been married for 23 years, 24 this May.

Me: Damn! There goes my Wife of the Year award. I wonder if I am still in the running for Mother of the Year?

Both kids simultaneously: NOOOOOOOO!

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Old 01-06-2013, 09:09 PM   #2
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I HATE when that happens!

Cute story - come and join me on the wife of the year reject bench...
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:12 PM   #3
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LOL!!!
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:24 PM   #4
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LOL OP!

I feel your pain. DH has a tattoo on his shoulder, I cannot every remember which shoulder and I just know I am going to be called on to identify his body and I will get it wrong!
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:29 PM   #5
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The anniversary part got me
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:41 PM   #6
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The anniversary part got me
Me too! LMAO!
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Old 01-07-2013, 01:02 AM   #7
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Poor DH. I don't know why he puts up with me.

Conversation:
Me: What did you do to your hand? It looks like you have a little blood blister.

DH: That's a birthmark. I've had it since.......um......BIRTH!

Me: No way! I've never noticed it before. OMG! How can you have a birthmark in such a noticeable spot and I've never noticed?

DH: I think you've seen it before. I remember talking about it.

Me: Hmmm......I'm not sure which is worse; not knowing that you have a birthmark at all or talking about it in the past and not remembering the conversation or the birthmark.

DH: Don't worry about it. It just gives me something to hold over your head.

Me: It bugs me. I can't believe I didn't know about it. We've been married for 24 years.......25 this May. This is something I should know about you.

DH: Um.....Honey, we've actually been married for 23 years, 24 this May.

Me: Damn! There goes my Wife of the Year award. I wonder if I am still in the running for Mother of the Year?

Both kids simultaneously: NOOOOOOOO!

If it makes you feel better, I have a rather large birthmark on the palm of my left hand. People who have known me for years will all of the sudden notice it and ask me if I burned my hand Even my sister saw it in a picture when we were adults and made a comment about it (she knew I had it but I guess just hadn't noticed it in a while).

I guess birthmarks on hands are not really noticeable.
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At least you took the pressure off yourself early.
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:55 AM   #9
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At least you took the pressure off yourself early.
I love it! It should be smooth sailing from here on out without the pressure!
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Old 01-07-2013, 10:05 AM   #10
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Old 01-07-2013, 10:19 AM   #11
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