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Old 11-06-2012, 06:59 PM   #256
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Old 11-06-2012, 06:59 PM   #257
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A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a Moose standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the Moose is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the Moose and asks him,
"Ah excuse me Mister Moose, but what are you doing?"

The Moose replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to those who are out standing in their field."
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Old 11-06-2012, 07:00 PM   #258
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Noooo


Tagfairy pleaaase give her a moose! I can't take much more!!
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Old 11-06-2012, 07:02 PM   #259
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A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a moose came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the moose.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a woodsman. The amazed man told the woodsman his story.

"Was it a large brown moose with a crooked left antler?" asked the woodsman.

"Yes, yes," the man replied.

"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Old Lefty," said the woodsman. "He doesn't know a thing about cars."
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Old 11-06-2012, 07:06 PM   #260
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TF , please spare us.. Do you have it in you to give her a moose?
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Old 11-06-2012, 07:07 PM   #261
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TF , please spare us.. Do you have it in you to give her a moose?
Pleaaaaaase

I will donate my boo boo!!!
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Old 11-06-2012, 07:09 PM   #262
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What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
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Old 11-06-2012, 07:09 PM   #263
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What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
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Tf - give her a duck
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Old 11-06-2012, 07:10 PM   #264
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How about the cow?
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Old 11-06-2012, 07:11 PM   #265
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A moose walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender asks his boss "What should I do?" The boss says "Serve it to him. Moose aren't too bright so charge him $20" The bartender did as he was told and as the moose reached for his wallet he asked the bartender "What are you staring at?" "We don't get many moose in here" replied the bartender. "Well" said the moose "at these prices I'm not surprised!"


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Old 11-06-2012, 07:14 PM   #266
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It is pretty unique... Just like me
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Whew...you made it!!! That is a long time to wait.
Way longer than I was prepared for... But glad I got to do it...
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Old 11-06-2012, 07:16 PM   #267
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Old 11-06-2012, 07:16 PM   #268
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Did i miss all the fun?!?! I was voting...


And maybedrinking some vodka...
That's my girl...
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Old 11-06-2012, 07:17 PM   #269
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I picked up my car, had dinner, walked to the poll and voted, walked to the pub, and here i am!
Very cool
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