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Old 07-21-2012, 08:37 PM   #1
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Post your favorite John one-liners

After listening to the latest Podcast today it seems like every one contains at least one line from John that has me rolling. Let's relive our favorite ones here. I will start by posting 2 of my recent favorites.
"That is the gayest thing I have ever seen and I am married to a man"
"I love when Disney implements existing things, how about they implement Duffy into the shooting arcade"
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Old 07-21-2012, 09:27 PM   #2
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The one about panda bear being good with a sweet and sour sauce or something... I just remember the reference to eating an endangered animal.

Kevin also has some real good ones. My fave- I use Gold Bond powder when walking in the parks to avoid making my own soup. Eeeeewwww and tee hee !!!!!
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Old 07-21-2012, 09:37 PM   #3
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How about Kathy's african name: insert appropriate sound.

But my absolute favorite John one-liner: "I guess the drapes didn't match the curtains."
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Old 07-21-2012, 09:40 PM   #4
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"Come get your rocket bar, you fat cow."

However, Matt from Australia gets my favorite line of all time. "So it was a full service spa, then?"
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Old 07-22-2012, 01:45 AM   #6
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Old 07-22-2012, 06:18 AM   #7
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Wink

He has had some good one hasn't he. I will go for his zingers during Kevin's restaurant reviews.

I think that he was really rolling over the "Cinderella Round Table" review. I believe he called the desert a "blood clot" And during Shutters review (which I now call "Shudders") he made a comment about the meat looking like a spline.
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It's pulled pop pop kids reference to the animal incinerator and Pete remember don't eat grandma
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It's pulled pop pop in reference to the animal incinerator at animal kingdom
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Here's your rocket bar, you fat cow.

Or I think this was him as well, twigs and branches.
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I was cracking up when Kathy was explaining that Figment must have been shut down cause there was no line and Kevin said, "No, Kathy, that's just a Tuesday!". The banter and zingers every show really make my day!!!!
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These are all great. For the food references he commented about the dessert on the recent Italy trip "I cut the dessert in half and I think it healed itself"
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Tutus for Tanner. "What's a "tootis"?"
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Tutus for Tanner. "What's a "tootis"?"
OMG makes me giggle every time
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These are all great. For the food references he commented about the dessert on the recent Italy trip "I cut the dessert in half and I think it healed itself"
This and "Pulled Pop Pop"!

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