The I am a pirate/fireman, I am not a hijacker thread, all about nothing in general

[becpee]

As for Fifty Shades I haven't started yet, my DH asks me when i'm going to get onto it

I have 3 days off, if it's as good as everybody says it shouldn't take me any longer than two.
One of the girls at work was telling me about it and blushing as she was telling me

[PrincessInOz]

Originally Posted by becpee

As for Fifty Shades I haven't started yet, my DH asks me when i'm going to get onto it

I have 3 days off, if it's as good as everybody says it shouldn't take me any longer than two.
One of the girls at work was telling me about it and blushing as she was telling me

Well, you can come and tell us about what you thought. We won't see you blushing on the Dis.

[aussietravellers]

Left half a small block of chocolate on the couch last night.

I've just realised it's gone! Dog is looking very guilty!



Can not find box or packet that it was in!

[australiankaren]

Originally Posted by aussietravellers

Left half a small block of chocolate on the couch last night.

I've just realised it's gone! Dog is looking very guilty!



Can not find box or packet that it was in!

sounds like a canine robbery.......nothing is sacred....

take my life, take my car, take my children, but for gods sake, leave me the damn chocolate!

[PrincessInOz]

The dog stole the chocolate??? Nothing is sacred anymore!


(Excuse me whilst I go make myself a cup of tea to go with that Tim Tam)

[becpee]

11 weeks from today i'll be on holidays

[becpee]

Funny story

I got to work at about 6:30 this morning and one of the guys rings up at about 7:30 and says he can't get into work this morning as the police won't let him through the road block (the same road clock they'd let me and somebody else through).
The girl on the phone to him says "there are other people here that they let through an hour ago"
He says "Do you want to speak to the police? You can talk to them"
"Actually, yes, put them on, I just sent a truck that way, they have to let the truck through"
Beep beep beep.
He hung up.

20 minutes later he walks in the door, sheepish and looking at his feet, calling his bluff worked

[becpee]

I have my niece and nephew here this morning after staying the night, my niece thinks everything is a competition (she's 7), if you say anything she's always done/seen better and it drives me insane
I know it's weird to be driven insane by a 7 year old but

All the kids are playing in the toyroom, playing Thomas the tank, and I can hear them talking as the engines, and they're all talking with an American accent

[australiankaren]

wait till the litle princess hits 14

i remember me at 14, I'm surprised I didnt punch myself in the head on more than a few occasions

yes, we are annoying, but we do know nice shoes when we see them...

today was a bad day to give up geriatric yoga

[becpee]

Originally Posted by australiankaren

wait till the litle princess hits 14

i remember me at 14, I'm surprised I didnt punch myself in the head on more than a few occasions

yes, we are annoying, but we do know nice shoes when we see them...

today was a bad day to give up geriatric yoga

Oh I know right, love her to death but princess certainly fits, she was telling my mum about Barbie and Ken the other day and then she says "Oh wait Nanny, you're not obsessed with Barbie like I am, are you? Thats what my mum says anyway"

No secrets around her either, at the dinner table last night my DH says "imagine this many" (kids) and my niece pipes up and says "my mum wants another one" and I said "wants another what?" and she replies "another baby, but Daddy says no".
Gotta tell my sister to be careful what she says around the parrot, she talks too much

[australiankaren]

Originally Posted by becpee

Oh I know right, love her to death but princess certainly fits, she was telling my mum about Barbie and Ken the other day and then she says "Oh wait Nanny, you're not obsessed with Barbie like I am, are you? Thats what my mum says anyway"

No secrets around her either, at the dinner table last night my DH says "imagine this many" (kids) and my niece pipes up and says "my mum wants another one" and I said "wants another what?" and she replies "another baby, but Daddy says no".
Gotta tell my sister to be careful what she says around the parrot, she talks too much

ahh, i think you just came up with her new code name..POLLY.......yep kids have OOBA mega mouths...

love it...daddy says NO......daddy aint no idiot

[LizfromOz]

Originally Posted by australiankaren

wait till the litle princess hits 14

i remember me at 14, I'm surprised I didnt punch myself in the head on more than a few occasions

yes, we are annoying, but we do know nice shoes when we see them...

today was a bad day to give up geriatric yoga

I've got one of those at home

Beautiful one day, a seething pile of disdain the next!

I do love her, really, but geez sometimes she's hard work. Got a boyfriend now too, as well, as her first paid job. Where did the time go?

It will be funny to see what she does with her hands when she realises she can't use her phone whilst we are on our cruise, maybe I'll have to buy her some worry beads or a squeeze ball, hehehe.

[battymum]

Dont get me started on teenage girls -

So glad I only had one!

She is exhausting - my twin boys get forgotten in the one man storm that she can be!

[Travel Mum]

Yes, I can relate to the teenage girl dramas. I took my DD14 shopping for a pair of jeans yesterday. I presumed it would be simple but how wrong I was! Two hours later, she finally made a decision!

[australiankaren]

gone are the days of big w jeans.....plus jumpers, t's and shoes.....

let the all day wandering aimlessly at westfield begin