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Old 09-27-2012, 06:17 AM   #3061
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yes, but what was the rest of the joke???? it drives me crazy that I don't know. Just like the joke that Bender is telling himself as he crawls through the ceiling in "The Breakfast Club"... but he never finishes.
Don't remember that one James, what was it?
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Old 09-27-2012, 07:16 AM   #3062
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Don't remember that one James, what was it?

Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
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Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
Here it is for all those interested. I have friends, nieces and others in acting and they have the answer:

A naked lady walks into a bar carrying a poodle in one hand and a three foot salami in the other...

Bartender says "well I guess you won't be needing a drink"...

Naked lady says "I got these for my husband"

Bartender says "GOOD TRADE !"

Kind of clean and not what was expected.
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:42 PM   #3066
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The girls said afterwards they should have gotten your autograph

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Having some PC issues so I have been delayed in getting pics uploaded.
Wish we had more time. Are you going to the DDCC?
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Old 09-28-2012, 03:55 AM   #3068
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No, unfortunately I have some work commitments. Are locations from China are coming to the U.S. during that time to visit customers here. I have business with both locations so I will be playing host and the DDC falls right in the middle.
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Nice picture David. And better late than LAST. Thanks for sharing.

Bummer about work getting in the way of real life....but then it does pay the bills!
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Yes it does. It allows for the guilty pleasures of Disney and photography
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No, unfortunately I have some work commitments. Are locations from China are coming to the U.S. during that time to visit customers here. I have business with both locations so I will be playing host and the DDC falls right in the middle.
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