Contest: DIS caption contest - Page 190 - The DIS Discussion Forums

pkondz · 06-06-2012, 11:41 PM

It's time to vote!

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Originally Posted by BigTikiDaddy

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Originally Posted by declansdad

Villager says "Who farted? I think Gaston farted!"

Gaston (to himself) "I need a distraction"

Gaston yells "Kill the Beast, to the castle. Follow me!"

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Originally Posted by BirdsOfPreyDave

Pssst... Gaston! Did you just wake up? You forgot to take off your headgear!

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Originally Posted by pkondz

"Hey buddy! Where's the flood? Nice orange pants, man!", Gaston teased mercilessly... for the last time.

Never tease a man carrying an axe... never.

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Originally Posted by Frantasmic

Dang it! I've got to talk to my agent. Maybe I can get a guest spot on "Once Upon a Time." If I have to listen to those screaming Tower of Terror kids through another show, I'm just not going to make it!

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Originally Posted by Cinderella's Fella

"Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Who are you?
We are the Knights who say... "Ni"!
No! Not the Knights who say "Ni"!
The same.
Who are thee?
We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!
Nee-womm!
Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
The knights who say "Ni" demand... a sacrifice!
Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
No! Nooo! Aaaugh! No!
We shall say "Ni" again to you... if you do not appease us.
Well what is it you want?
We want...

A shrubbery!

A what?
Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni!
No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.
You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never pass through this wood... alive.
O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
One that looks nice.
Of course!
And not too expensive.
Yes!
Now... go!

O Knights of Ni. We have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
Yes, it is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly.
But there is one small problem...
What is that?
We are now no longer the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
Ni! Shh! Shh!
We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
Ni!
Therefore, we must give you a test.
What is this test, O Knights of...
Knights who 'til recently said "Ni"?
Firstly, you must find...

another shrubbery!

Oh not another shrubbery!
then... Then, when you have found the shrubbery,
you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Ni! Ni!
kthen, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest...
with... A herring! "

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Originally Posted by trennr

It's "No One SPITS like Gaston" s-P-i-t-s.

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Originally Posted by DBL101

Did I leave the iron on?

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Originally Posted by BigTikiDaddy

Rare pic from Disney's very short lived live show "Clue! The Musical"

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Originally Posted by ClearScreen

What do you mean Liberace wants his cape back??

BigTikiDaddy · 06-07-2012, 06:11 AM

Frantasmic

Cinderella's Fella · 06-07-2012, 06:26 AM

declansdad!

He said farted!

BirdsOfPreyDave · 06-07-2012, 06:29 AM

trennr

DBL101 · 06-07-2012, 01:20 PM

BirdsOfPreyDave
Pssst... Gaston! Did you just wake up? You forgot to take off your headgear!

declansdad · 06-07-2012, 01:59 PM

trennr

trennr · 06-07-2012, 03:04 PM

Cinderella's Fella

Ni!

ClearScreen · 06-07-2012, 04:47 PM

Trennr

Frantasmic · 06-07-2012, 09:27 PM

ClearScreen

twokids0204 · 06-08-2012, 06:32 AM

declandsdad

pkondz · 06-08-2012, 06:55 AM

ClearScreen

Wherem I Now · 06-08-2012, 08:04 AM

ClearScreen

pkondz · 06-08-2012, 10:47 PM

Another tie this week.

The winner is trennr!

trennr has until Noon Eastern on Monday to post the next picture.

trennr · 06-09-2012, 05:02 PM

Thanks everyone!!!

Here's a rare smile form my 17 year-old... (15 in this Picture)

Cinderella's Fella · 06-09-2012, 06:21 PM

I Said, Pull My Finger!!!!

06-07-2012, 06:11 AM	#2837
BigTikiDaddy DIS Dad #574 Ya hurt yer what? Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mississauga, Ontario Posts: 3,895	Frantasmic __________________ Polynesian April '03 (our belated official Honeymoon) POP Century January '06 (DD's first trip and DW's BDay) POP Century February '08 POP Century October 2010 (DD2's First trip and 10th Anniversary) POP Century August 2011 (Just Because) POP Century August 2013 (see a trend happening?)

06-07-2012, 06:26 AM	#2838
Cinderella's Fella DIS Dad #215 Carpe Bacon And no more candy and caffeine for the rest of you Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Maryland, Land of Merry! Posts: 10,212	declansdad! He said farted! __________________ DW Jodi Me Randall " *DISDads Chief Bacon Officer!*

06-07-2012, 06:29 AM	#2839
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06-07-2012, 01:20 PM	#2840
DBL101 DIS Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: So Cal Posts: 1,144	BirdsOfPreyDave Pssst... Gaston! Did you just wake up? You forgot to take off your headgear! __________________ All of my DISigns can also be found in my Smugmug account (see link below) where larger sizes are also available. Clicking on small DISigns will often link to larger DISigns. DBL101 DISigns

06-07-2012, 01:59 PM	#2841
declansdad DIS Dad#639 Still waiting for his first one Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: New Brunswick, Canada Posts: 15,963	trennr __________________ Darcy ASM - March 2004 --- POP - July 2005 --- POP and the Poly - August 2007 --- CBR - Aug 2008 --- POFQ August 2009--- POP Christmas 2010--- POFQ Aug 2011 --- Disney Dream and MK March 2013 me dw (pooksma) ds DIS Dads Club Member #639 Our WDW photos on Photobucket. Our Disney Dream and MK visit March 2013 Trip Report

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06-07-2012, 03:04 PM	#2842
trennr DISDad #104 Oh, thee of little faith Nate.... Join Date: May 2006 Location: Jonesborough, TN Posts: 3,886	Cinderella's Fella Ni! __________________ DISDADS Club Member #104 My First Cruise Trip Report...

06-07-2012, 04:47 PM	#2843
ClearScreen DIS Dad #461 An E-Ticket Attraction in my own mind Join Date: May 2010 Location: Chappaqua, NY Posts: 1,049	Trennr __________________ ClearScreen (Chris) - DIS Dad Club Member #461 - Me(43), DW(43), DD(10), DS(8) 1976 - 2 trips stayed off-site. September, 2000 - Wilderness Lodge. August, 2010 - Contemporary. August, 2012 - Swan. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons.

06-07-2012, 09:27 PM	#2844
Frantasmic crickets I just tell everyone I'm the CPIC for the day Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Foat Wuth Posts: 2,916	ClearScreen __________________ Canon S5 User Canon XSi User Canon 60D User

06-08-2012, 06:32 AM	#2845
twokids0204 DIS Dad #561 I control the universe.... scared yet? Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: North of Toronto - Canada Posts: 12,125	declandsdad __________________ 1982 - Off Site * 1996 - Off Site * 1998 - All Star Sports * 2009 - Pop Century * 2010 - Pop Century * 2012 - Port Orleans Riverside Trip Report: 10,000th post - with a Trip Report and a bunch of Surprises Me (Brian) DW (Sheri) DD10 DS8 Member #561

06-08-2012, 06:55 AM	#2846
pkondz Hoping to get lucky Bow-chicka-bow-wow! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 5,246	ClearScreen __________________ Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. - Allan Arbus as Dr. Sidney Freedman - RIP Just a silly little TR - run away! 1977 - offsite 1987 - offsite 1992 - offsite 2005 - POR (never going offsite again!!!) 2009 - ASMu

06-08-2012, 08:04 AM	#2847
Wherem I Now DIS Dad #30 29+85+77+26+95+4=FUN Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: VA Posts: 2,032	ClearScreen __________________ Mike #30 DW and my 3 Princesses (17,15,6) 1978, 6/91 DisneyMoon, 10/94 DVL, 10/00 1st trip with DD's, 1/03, 1/05, 1/06 DCL Wonder. 4/06 Bonus day after business trip, 1/07 1st trip for 3rd DD, 6/07, 8/08 "Resort Hopper Trip", 1/09, 10/10, 5/11 DCL Dream, 4/12 OKW

06-08-2012, 10:47 PM	#2848
pkondz Hoping to get lucky Bow-chicka-bow-wow! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 5,246	Another tie this week. The winner is trennr! trennr has until Noon Eastern on Monday to post the next picture. __________________ Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. - Allan Arbus as Dr. Sidney Freedman - RIP Just a silly little TR - run away! 1977 - offsite 1987 - offsite 1992 - offsite 2005 - POR (never going offsite again!!!) 2009 - ASMu

06-09-2012, 05:02 PM	#2849
trennr DISDad #104 Oh, thee of little faith Nate.... Join Date: May 2006 Location: Jonesborough, TN Posts: 3,886	Thanks everyone!!! Here's a rare smile form my 17 year-old... (15 in this Picture) __________________ DISDADS Club Member #104 My First Cruise Trip Report...

06-09-2012, 06:21 PM	#2850
Cinderella's Fella DIS Dad #215 Carpe Bacon And no more candy and caffeine for the rest of you Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Maryland, Land of Merry! Posts: 10,212	I Said, Pull My Finger!!!! __________________ DW Jodi Me Randall " *DISDads Chief Bacon Officer!*

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