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11-23-2009, 10:39 PM
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Just for that I have requested it be left open!!!
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Breaking news terror alert in Chicago
The Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season. |
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11-23-2009, 10:42 PM
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2007 1/2 Marathon Finisher!!! Woohoo!!
I was slathered in it almost from head to toe! I've been on a boat full of staring grumpy looking guests Join Date: Oct 2004
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 The Bears are the only pro football that DH likes but he's not following them like he used to. This cracked me up! 
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11-23-2009, 10:45 PM
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Whew, I'm glad this is a joke.
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11-23-2009, 11:00 PM
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Dreams in
 Moral of the story: generic rum = bad that was my holy grail of the whole sale! 
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My ex-BF is one of the Bears' beat writers for the Chicago Sun-Times and used to LOVE harassing me about the Rams' "performance" on a given weekend. Of course, he can certainly still do that (and who would blame him?!), but it's nice to be able to give a little back.
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11-23-2009, 11:05 PM
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No take backs, bowing out or other weenie manuevers.
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11-23-2009, 11:05 PM
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Any dream will do...
I have the best NEW HUSBAND ever! Clorox Toliet wands, I love these things! "Hmmm...I have a cookbook." 
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Based on how they've been playing, I'm surprised to learn they actually practice....
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11-23-2009, 11:06 PM
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i surely didn't want to have to use the gorillapod
I'd tell my husband to bite it, but that's just me 
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dang, that scared me!! LOL
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11-23-2009, 11:09 PM
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You had me worried! I was thinking something happened to Oprah.
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11-23-2009, 11:29 PM
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I can shoot a gun, but I'm scared to open a can of biscuits
I'm the only one getting lumpy hummus 
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11-23-2009, 11:35 PM
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gotta hobble ....silly goose!....
Is enjoying this Grandma gig! gramma says.."no to ho's! 
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OK! oh dear---- the Rams...  Looks like Bolger is out now.. and Boller is in.... I am begining to wonder what it must feel like to be a Saint's or Viking's fan... how it must feel to look forward to Sunday NFL games! oh well.. there is ALWAYS NEXT YEAR! |
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11-23-2009, 11:57 PM
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Chris Isaak fan
I'll take my earthquakes over tornadoes & hurricanes any day! What's up with ruining corn by "creaming" it? 
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Coulda substituted "Raiders" for Bears, but the Raiders finally won one on Sunday. But it's been a dismal football season in the Bay Area, with the 49ers screwing up too.
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11-24-2009, 07:35 AM
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11-24-2009, 08:01 AM
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He had a yowl that could peel paper I would never joke around about making money My AI Loser Tag Join Date: Apr 2000
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Are you sure that this wasn't all a misprint?...
and the team in question is actually the Redskins  ?agnes!
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11-24-2009, 09:20 AM
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Have AP, will travel
Send me a postcard, but spell my name right 
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11-24-2009, 09:57 AM
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Has an active imagination
Can't sleep with socks on! 
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OMG that cracked me up!
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