11-23-2009, 10:34 PM
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Just for that I have requested it be left open!!!
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Good news and bad news
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and
Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,Ralphsuddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna 's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ' Edna , I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.. How soon can I go home?' |
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11-24-2009, 10:41 AM
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We'll remember when...
No time for green bananas When the going gets tough, she gets the Palmolive!! If I knew we were going to be graded here, I might try harder Join Date: May 2001
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11-24-2009, 10:53 AM
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Earning My Ears
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 Thank you. I needed that!
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11-24-2009, 10:54 AM
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A tag from the TF is better than a personalized licence plate
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Didn't see that coming.
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11-24-2009, 11:00 AM
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The only way is if you have the Gypsy
Y'all are going to get me in so much trouble with my supervisor! The new baby was much more interactive Join Date: Apr 2007
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