Things you overhear your kid say that make you cringe - The DIS Discussion Forums

hrh_disney_queen · 11-20-2009, 08:12 PM

(DS9, out in the hallway balcony, shouting to DS11 downstairs.) "Wait a minute, I have my own thing that I want to test!"

Anyone else?

hrh_disney_queen · 11-20-2009, 08:14 PM

OK, as if on cue, he just came in to say to me, "Mommy, does toilet paper catch on fire?"

BRB!

MomofKatie · 11-20-2009, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by hrh_disney_queen

OK, as if on cue, he just came in to say to me, "Mommy, does toilet paper catch on fire?"

BRB!

Oh, no!! Tell him, yes, it does- and he'd better not try it.

DD told a little friend who came over to play, "Oh, my house is always a mess". It's pretty much true, but I cringed when I heard that.

C.Ann · 11-20-2009, 09:21 PM

"Where's the first aid kit?"

scotlass · 11-20-2009, 09:25 PM

DS and I were having a lovely hug and chat on his bed before lights out and he said..

" Wow,your eyes are reeeally wrinkly "

not over heard but trust me it made me cringe....also nearly made me cry !!

jenlynn0808 · 11-20-2009, 09:34 PM

At the time DD10 to DS3

'Stop running! You're leaving a diarreha trail down the hallway!"

DH & I downstairs

happygirl · 11-20-2009, 09:34 PM

My little girl has been repeating a lot of stuff she is hearing on the school bus

breaks my heart when she say some of the stuff she says

maslex · 11-21-2009, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by happygirl

My little girl has been repeating a lot of stuff she is hearing on the school bus

breaks my heart when she say some of the stuff she says

I can SOOO relate to this. I'm a school bus driver and the things I hear out of the kids these days would baffle you. And trust me, it's NOT just the older high school kids either. I've heard some of the worst language from the younger elementary and middle school students. Sad but oh so true.

staley7580 · 11-21-2009, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by jenlynn0808

At the time DD10 to DS3

'Stop running! You're leaving a diarreha trail down the hallway!"

DH & I downstairs

OMG... That is the funniest thing I have ever heard!

lacrosse_lady72 · 11-21-2009, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by jenlynn0808

At the time DD10 to DS3

'Stop running! You're leaving a diarreha trail down the hallway!"

DH & I downstairs

Wow... I laughed for some time after reading this

kellyg403 · 11-21-2009, 05:54 AM

As said to me by my then ds5..kindegarten..riding home on the bus everyday because he liked to be with his friends.

"Mom, Caleb called me gay today. I told him that was great because I think I am the happiest boy on the bus"...

I cringed...and said yes you are the happiest boy I know...

Kelly

bas71873 · 11-21-2009, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by happygirl

My little girl has been repeating a lot of stuff she is hearing on the school bus

breaks my heart when she say some of the stuff she says

OMG same here. I swear if I could stop DD6 right here and keep her at this age forever I would in a heartbeat!

She was coloring one day and talking to herself and I asked her what she was doing and she told me it was none of my business. WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We had a nice long chat right there, and of course, someone at school had told her the same thing. UGH!

Mickey'snewestfan · 11-21-2009, 07:45 AM

I used to teach at a school where the playground was divided by a fence with a hedge running down it, so you could only see half the kids at a time. I was on the playground side (sand, equipment) and 1/2 my kids were on the basketball court side when I hear everything over there get absolutely quiet and the words.

"Go get Ms. Mickey'snewestfan. She knows CPR".

I have never run so fast in my life!

I get over there and one of my little boys is holding a little bird that flew full speed into the basketball backboard -- they all look at me with utter confidence that I can fix it.

swanmom · 11-21-2009, 08:32 AM

DD loudly taunting her cousin. "See! I told you it would fit up his nose!"

kristilew · 11-21-2009, 08:35 AM

"Hey ya'll, watch this!"

Never, ever, ends well.

11-20-2009, 08:12 PM	#1
hrh_disney_queen My DH has the hots for Stacey Momma wuvs her little kitty-kitty, oh yes she does, oh, yes she does I knew what he was before I touched him, just never thought they could MOVE that fast Join Date: May 2004 Location: In my laughing place Posts: 10,760	Things you overhear your kid say that make you cringe (DS9, out in the hallway balcony, shouting to DS11 downstairs.) "Wait a minute, I have my own thing that I want to test!" Anyone else? __________________ .... "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." Dean Wormer

11-20-2009, 08:14 PM	#2
hrh_disney_queen My DH has the hots for Stacey Momma wuvs her little kitty-kitty, oh yes she does, oh, yes she does I knew what he was before I touched him, just never thought they could MOVE that fast Join Date: May 2004 Location: In my laughing place Posts: 10,760	OK, as if on cue, he just came in to say to me, "Mommy, does toilet paper catch on fire?" BRB! __________________ .... "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." Dean Wormer

11-20-2009, 09:21 PM	#4
C.Ann We'll remember when... No time for green bananas When the going gets tough, she gets the Palmolive!! If I knew we were going to be graded here, I might try harder Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 28,920	"Where's the first aid kit?" __________________ C.Ann ----------------- *"Scars remind us where we've been.. They don't have to dictate where we're going.."* "Life ain't always beautiful.....but it's a beautiful ride." "We won't be sad, we'll be glad for all the life we've had and we'll remember when...."

11-20-2009, 09:25 PM	#5
scotlass Proud Redhead Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Ma Bit !! Posts: 5,862	DS and I were having a lovely hug and chat on his bed before lights out and he said.. " Wow,your eyes are reeeally wrinkly " not over heard but trust me it made me cringe....also nearly made me cry !! __________________ " When you put on that jersey you are not just playing for a club, you are playing for a people and a cause " Tommy Burns. Last edited by scotlass; 11-20-2009 at 09:31 PM.

11-20-2009, 09:34 PM	#6
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11-20-2009, 09:34 PM	#7
happygirl Wishing upon Okay this is starting to get freaky Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 6,861	My little girl has been repeating a lot of stuff she is hearing on the school bus breaks my heart when she say some of the stuff she says __________________ hubby Richard 37 me Jenny 32 daughter Ashlyn 6 son Brady 4 Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away

11-21-2009, 05:54 AM	#11
kellyg403 She changes friends like she changes underwear NEVER GO INTO THE BOWELS OF HELL aka teenager bedroom WITHOUT TURNING ON THE LIGHTS Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,491	As said to me by my then ds5..kindegarten..riding home on the bus everyday because he liked to be with his friends. "Mom, Caleb called me gay today. I told him that was great because I think I am the happiest boy on the bus"... I cringed...and said yes you are the happiest boy I know... Kelly

11-21-2009, 07:45 AM	#13
Mickey'snewestfan DIS Veteran Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,403	I used to teach at a school where the playground was divided by a fence with a hedge running down it, so you could only see half the kids at a time. I was on the playground side (sand, equipment) and 1/2 my kids were on the basketball court side when I hear everything over there get absolutely quiet and the words. "Go get Ms. Mickey'snewestfan. She knows CPR". I have never run so fast in my life! I get over there and one of my little boys is holding a little bird that flew full speed into the basketball backboard -- they all look at me with utter confidence that I can fix it.

11-21-2009, 08:32 AM	#14
swanmom Victoria and Alberts - Hands Down Some people got a lot more time than they have sense Was that a Sonic Boom or is my DH ironing again? Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Northeast NJ Posts: 2,367	DD loudly taunting her cousin. "See! I told you it would fit up his nose!"

11-21-2009, 08:35 AM	#15
kristilew DIS Veteran Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Coastal NC Posts: 1,273	"Hey ya'll, watch this!" Never, ever, ends well.

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