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legalsea · 11-19-2009, 12:27 PM

This is a thread for those whom wish to express their opinion on another thread, but are somewhat intimidated by the length of the thread and are unwilling to read all 200+ posts in order to be able to intelligently express their opinion.

It is, of course, a common problem. In virtually every thread of any length some poster will come along and say “I have not read the posts, however”, and then proceed to express an opinion that not only has nothing to do with the original point of the thread, but bears little relevance to the myriad sub-points that have been raised. This, of course, raises the ire of the previous posters and results in another 100 threads lambasting the poster whom only desired to express an opinion, regardless of the subject matter.

Hence, this thread.

You may do the following in this thread:

One, ask “What is the real, real issue in the thread (for example) entitled “I have asked in the past, I will ask again”?

I, or someone with knowledge (probably not me since I never read the threads) will come in and answer “The original purpose of the thread was to vent about unwelcome ‘tags’. It has evolved into a discussion of whether children read these postings, what the purpose of life is, and if the Disney moderators truly live among us”.

You may then safely go to said thread and, without having to expose that you have not read one single posting in the thread, safely express your opinion, to the admiration of all.

Or, two, you may simply express your opinion in this thread, being careful to cite the thread you wish you could post in.

For instance, there is a lengthy thread entitled “A lady was mean to my 4 year old today”. You may post your opinion in this thread concerning whatever you think may be the issue in the lady thread. You will not be flamed. Indeed, the more irrelevant your opinion is to the thread in question, the more it is welcomed in this thread. This, my fellow posters, is your ‘safe harbor’.

Therefore, in our second example, you would simply write:

Re: “A lady was mean to my 4 year old today”. I agree. Being mean is mean. Being old is also bad. I like McDonald French Fries. I was once four years old.”

See? You were able to vent your opinion in this thread concerning another thread without fear of repercussion.

So be not afraid! There are some threads that have reached amazing numbers of postings and which, to fully read and comprehended, would require you to spend the remainder of your life reading just to reach the latest post. However, there are always those whom have kept up with those threads from the beginning (most are soap opera fans, I believe, and can also give you each and every plotline of General Hospital since 1963) and they will shed light where all is darkness.

Enjoy and relax.

Philagoofy · 11-19-2009, 12:32 PM

I'm sorry but I have not read this entire thread. What's it about?

Go ahead, flame away. That's my opinion & I'm sticking to it.

BTW, what's your name & do you have greasy fingers from those french fries??

glitterkittyy · 11-19-2009, 12:32 PM

The mean old lady/4 year old thread has been a lot of fun!

GO TEAM CODGER!!!

glitterkittyy · 11-19-2009, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Philagoofy

I'm sorry but I have not read this entire thread. What's it about?

Go ahead, flame away. That's my opinion & I'm sticking to it.

BTW, what's your name & do you have greasy fingers from those french fries??

Nunyabizness!

legalsea · 11-19-2009, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Philagoofy

I'm sorry but I have not read this entire thread. What's it about?

Go ahead, flame away. That's my opinion & I'm sticking to it.

BTW, what's your name & do you have greasy fingers from those french fries??

I have yet to read what I wrote either. It is easier to 'write' than to read, sometimes.

I use my toes for french fries, since I like my fingers to stay clean.

Philagoofy · 11-19-2009, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glitterkittyy

Nunyabizness!

That is soo rude. It is too my business, my mommy said so.

legalsea · 11-19-2009, 12:38 PM

I believe the "A lady was mean to my 4 year old" is taking another detour, concerning school detentions. Get your opinions concerning being detained after school in that thread NOW!

False alarm! It shifted suddenly to how French Fries are made in other countries.

SCHBR'smom · 11-19-2009, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glitterkittyy

Nunyabizness!

My kids think it is hilarious to answer each other with nunya.

Philagoofy · 11-19-2009, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by legalsea

I have yet to read what I wrote either. It is easier to 'write' than to read, sometimes.

I use my toes for french fries, since I like my fingers to stay clean.

Ok, then you can flick my pocketbook. And that's all that means.
Keep your grubby feet to yourself though, no kicking, thumping, banging, tapping...

glitterkittyy · 11-19-2009, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by legalsea

I believe the "A lady was mean to my 4 year old" is taking another detour, concerning school detentions. Get your opinions concerning being detained after school in that thread NOW!

I'm in favor of it if it's cold outside.

glitterkittyy · 11-19-2009, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Philagoofy

That is soo rude. It is too my business, my mommy said so.

Sorry snowflake!

princess momma · 11-19-2009, 12:40 PM

No clue what you're talking about, buy you're wrong.

The Mystery Machine · 11-19-2009, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Philagoofy

Ok, then you can flick my pocketbook. And that's all that means.
Keep your grubby feet to yourself though, no kicking, thumping, banging, tapping...

Amen. I HATE FEET! My headstone will read, "Keep your feet off of me".

SCHBR'smom · 11-19-2009, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mystery Machine

Amen. I HATE FEET! My headstone will read, "Keep your feet off of me".

flashback to babies without shoes

legalsea · 11-19-2009, 12:44 PM

Interesting, the thread “1 out of 6 families” (about how the number of people who are, I guess, hungry in America) has shifted to a discussion about how the poor need to be taught how to cook. Should be interesting to follow.

As you can see, this thread can also be used to keep people posted on what rabbit holes other threads are diving into. After all, busy people like us cannot be expected to read every thread.

11-19-2009, 12:27 PM	#1
legalsea The 'trick' would usually be walking away mumbing about 'next year' we shall take our vengence The Magic 8 Ball Knows All Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Fort Worth, Texas Posts: 2,114	I have not read the posts, however… This is a thread for those whom wish to express their opinion on another thread, but are somewhat intimidated by the length of the thread and are unwilling to read all 200+ posts in order to be able to intelligently express their opinion. It is, of course, a common problem. In virtually every thread of any length some poster will come along and say “I have not read the posts, however”, and then proceed to express an opinion that not only has nothing to do with the original point of the thread, but bears little relevance to the myriad sub-points that have been raised. This, of course, raises the ire of the previous posters and results in another 100 threads lambasting the poster whom only desired to express an opinion, regardless of the subject matter. Hence, this thread. You may do the following in this thread: One, ask “What is the real, real issue in the thread (for example) entitled “I have asked in the past, I will ask again”? I, or someone with knowledge (probably not me since I never read the threads) will come in and answer “The original purpose of the thread was to vent about unwelcome ‘tags’. It has evolved into a discussion of whether children read these postings, what the purpose of life is, and if the Disney moderators truly live among us”. You may then safely go to said thread and, without having to expose that you have not read one single posting in the thread, safely express your opinion, to the admiration of all. Or, two, you may simply express your opinion in this thread, being careful to cite the thread you wish you could post in. For instance, there is a lengthy thread entitled “A lady was mean to my 4 year old today”. You may post your opinion in this thread concerning whatever you think may be the issue in the lady thread. You will not be flamed. Indeed, the more irrelevant your opinion is to the thread in question, the more it is welcomed in this thread. This, my fellow posters, is your ‘safe harbor’. Therefore, in our second example, you would simply write: Re: “A lady was mean to my 4 year old today”. I agree. Being mean is mean. Being old is also bad. I like McDonald French Fries. I was once four years old.” See? You were able to vent your opinion in this thread concerning another thread without fear of repercussion. So be not afraid! There are some threads that have reached amazing numbers of postings and which, to fully read and comprehended, would require you to spend the remainder of your life reading just to reach the latest post. However, there are always those whom have kept up with those threads from the beginning (most are soap opera fans, I believe, and can also give you each and every plotline of General Hospital since 1963) and they will shed light where all is darkness. Enjoy and relax.

11-19-2009, 12:32 PM	#3
glitterkittyy I ♥ Disney I'm afraid what I'll find if I search myself (sorry, couldn't resist - SPTF) but I think one time I heard him say "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Former Buckeye now living 20 minutes from WDW! Posts: 3,249	The mean old lady/4 year old thread has been a lot of fun! GO TEAM CODGER!!! __________________ Thanks GP!

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Philagoofy Guess my favorite dog! You must accept dust. You must become friends with dust. You are one with dust. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Phila, PA Posts: 2,710	I'm sorry but I have not read this entire thread. What's it about? Go ahead, flame away. That's my opinion & I'm sticking to it. BTW, what's your name & do you have greasy fingers from those french fries??

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11-19-2009, 12:38 PM	#7
legalsea The 'trick' would usually be walking away mumbing about 'next year' we shall take our vengence The Magic 8 Ball Knows All Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Fort Worth, Texas Posts: 2,114	I believe the "A lady was mean to my 4 year old" is taking another detour, concerning school detentions. Get your opinions concerning being detained after school in that thread NOW! False alarm! It shifted suddenly to how French Fries are made in other countries.

11-19-2009, 12:40 PM	#12
princess momma Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere. Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Mayberry Posts: 719	No clue what you're talking about, buy you're wrong.

11-19-2009, 12:44 PM	#15
legalsea The 'trick' would usually be walking away mumbing about 'next year' we shall take our vengence The Magic 8 Ball Knows All Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Fort Worth, Texas Posts: 2,114	Interesting, the thread “1 out of 6 families” (about how the number of people who are, I guess, hungry in America) has shifted to a discussion about how the poor need to be taught how to cook. Should be interesting to follow. As you can see, this thread can also be used to keep people posted on what rabbit holes other threads are diving into. After all, busy people like us cannot be expected to read every thread.