Top ten comments we'd like to see in one of kevin's restaurant reviews - The DIS Discussion Forums

rsauer · 05-15-2013, 09:41 PM

10. The ambience was something between Waffle House and a Hess station.

9. The candlelight was so dim we were compelled to burn our menus to read them.

8. We knew this was going to be a disappointing experience when our server boasted,"May I recommend our bread pudding; it is exceptionally goopy tonight."

7. When asked about vegan offerings, our waitperson suggested we substitute the Beef Wellington with a large head of cauliflower.

6. While initially disturbed by being seated next to the restroom doors, we found later that this actually improved the taste of the food.

5. The menu was divided into three sections: Healthy Choices, Flatugenic, and Slow Suicide.

4. While the tuna was described in the menu as "fresh catch of the day," it was served with bits of green foil featuring the chef's nickname "ken of the sea."

3. While not specifically rude to us, the server's frequent use of the words "Achtung" and "Yagottaproblem" was unsettling.

2. The meal could have only been improved with a dash of saffron and the availability of a defibrillator.

1. We were greeted with "Disney Dining Plan?? Real guests pay cash."

DisneyKentucky · 05-16-2013, 06:28 AM

Excellent. Well Played.

Honestly, I think Kevin should only be allowed to review the worst restaurants. Some of the biggest laughs I've had was the Liberty Tree review.

rteetz · 05-16-2013, 08:52 AM

Yes I agree I love his restaurant reviews because some how he always has a bad experience when he goes to do a review. Kevin should do reviews more often.

disney lover at heart

Disgirl17 · 05-16-2013, 08:37 PM

I love their reviews. I will always remember the sad little crab cake.

DCTooTall · 05-17-2013, 04:12 PM

Am I the only one actually able to hear those comments in his voice while reading them??

disneydad78 · 05-17-2013, 04:56 PM

Kevin should just come to Louisiana and let me cook for him! Fried frog legs and squirrel brains!

Nah I wouldnt do that to him. Crawfish and Crab boil yes!

warrenite · 05-18-2013, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Disgirl17

I love their reviews. I will always remember the sad little crab cake.

Is this show still available, I'd love to listen to it again.

John

HubbDave · 05-18-2013, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by warrenite

Is this show still available, I'd love to listen to it again.

John

It should be. Almost all are in the archives. I don't know the date of it though

Pooh2 · 05-19-2013, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DCTooTall

Am I the only one actually able to hear those comments in his voice while reading them??

Me too!

LionKingRules84 · Today, 01:48 AM

I think they did it once before but they should do an archive of best of the Dining reviews and possibly have the listeners vote on it. Just a thought.

05-15-2013, 09:41 PM	#1
rsauer Visitor to Every Disney Park! Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 72	Top ten comments we'd like to see in one of kevin's restaurant reviews 10. The ambience was something between Waffle House and a Hess station. 9. The candlelight was so dim we were compelled to burn our menus to read them. 8. We knew this was going to be a disappointing experience when our server boasted,"May I recommend our bread pudding; it is exceptionally goopy tonight." 7. When asked about vegan offerings, our waitperson suggested we substitute the Beef Wellington with a large head of cauliflower. 6. While initially disturbed by being seated next to the restroom doors, we found later that this actually improved the taste of the food. 5. The menu was divided into three sections: Healthy Choices, Flatugenic, and Slow Suicide. 4. While the tuna was described in the menu as "fresh catch of the day," it was served with bits of green foil featuring the chef's nickname "ken of the sea." 3. While not specifically rude to us, the server's frequent use of the words "Achtung" and "Yagottaproblem" was unsettling. 2. The meal could have only been improved with a dash of saffron and the availability of a defibrillator. 1. We were greeted with "Disney Dining Plan?? Real guests pay cash." __________________ Disneyland- 59, 78, 80, 06, 09, 11 WDW- 85, 88, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 00, 01 (times 3), 02, 03, 04, 05 (twice), 06, 07, 08, 09 (twice), 10, 11 (three times),12 Paris Disneyland/Studios- 02 Hong Kong Disneyland - 05 Tokyo Disneyland/Disney Sea- 08 DCL- 01, 07, Transatlantic Westbound 2010 Aulani- 12 Hilton Head-04 Vero Beach-97,04 Upcoming: Fall 13-Aulani, New Zealand, Australia Spring 14- Magic EBTA, Europe

05-16-2013, 06:28 AM	#2
DisneyKentucky Earning My Ears Join Date: May 2012 Location: Bowling Green, Ky. about 45 mins from Nashville, Tn. Posts: 74	Excellent. Well Played. Honestly, I think Kevin should only be allowed to review the worst restaurants. Some of the biggest laughs I've had was the Liberty Tree review. __________________ Past Trips: Disneyland- Numerous Times from 1977-1991 when raised in SoCal DisneyWorld- Sept. 2010, April 2011, Dec. 2011, Dec. 2012 Upcoming Planned: Nov. 2013 Trip Running the Jingle Jungle 5k And Running Half Marathon at Walt Disney World Marathon Weekend 2014. Random Fact: In Kentucky, There are more Barrels of Bourbon than there are people.

05-17-2013, 04:56 PM	#6
disneydad78 DDC #106 More important its about having some FUN! We just LOVE its a small world!!;) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Pineville,La Posts: 774	Kevin should just come to Louisiana and let me cook for him! Fried frog legs and squirrel brains! Nah I wouldnt do that to him. Crawfish and Crab boil yes! __________________ DISDADS member #106 (DD 16)(DS 12)(DS 7)(DW 32)(ME 35)

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LionKingRules84 Mouseketeer Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 370	I think they did it once before but they should do an archive of best of the Dining reviews and possibly have the listeners vote on it. Just a thought. __________________ CR 1986 CBR October 1991 CBR October 1994 CSR September 2007 13 years is much too long trip report! DIS Unplugged Exclusive Knights and Lights ABD October 2012

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05-16-2013, 08:52 AM	#3
rteetz Mouseketeer Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 212	Yes I agree I love his restaurant reviews because some how he always has a bad experience when he goes to do a review. Kevin should do reviews more often. disney lover at heart

05-16-2013, 08:37 PM	#4
Disgirl17 Earning My Ears Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 23	I love their reviews. I will always remember the sad little crab cake.

05-17-2013, 04:12 PM	#5
DCTooTall Thinks He Can Escape Boo Boo Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: York, PA Posts: 5,495	Am I the only one actually able to hear those comments in his voice while reading them??