My Big Redneck Wedding on CMT - The DIS Discussion Forums

suzannews · 02-13-2008, 08:11 PM

Worse than a trainwreck. Tom Arnold is the perfect narrator though!

lynxstch · 02-13-2008, 08:37 PM

even though I live near WV..and have seen my share of 'rednecks'..(no offense to any WV DIS'ers)..some of that just can't be true..did you catch last week's..the girl buys a wedding dress online..she's like a size 28..they send her what she claims is an 8..yet she can get into the dress pretty much of the way..just can't zip it?..somehow I don't think a size 8 would have covered up as much of her as it did..and the budweiser wedding arch?..they have had some good episodes..mattress skiing thru cow plops..the entire wedding party in camoflauge outfits from Walmart..fritos, pork rinds, beans, and such as their wedding 'food'...gifts to each other such as squirrel hunting boots, pink rifles, bowling balls, etc?..too funny..but just seems like some of that is a bit overacted?..

lovemygoofy · 02-13-2008, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by lynxstch

even though I live near WV..and have seen my share of 'rednecks'..(no offense to any WV DIS'ers)..some of that just can't be true..did you catch last week's..the girl buys a wedding dress online..she's like a size 28..they send her what she claims is an 8..yet she can get into the dress pretty much of the way..just can't zip it?..somehow I don't think a size 8 would have covered up as much of her as it did..and the budweiser wedding arch?..they have had some good episodes..mattress skiing thru cow plops..the entire wedding party in camoflauge outfits from Walmart..fritos, pork rinds, beans, and such as their wedding 'food'...gifts to each other such as squirrel hunting boots, pink rifles, bowling balls, etc?..too funny..but just seems like some of that is a bit overacted?..

I think the couple has to choose from a theme or something. The young couple that chose the hunting wedding really was so odd. There was no way they could have dreamed that up on their own. I think there must be a list to choose from or something.

james'mommy · 02-13-2008, 08:42 PM

i love this show. it has me

i really don't think they could have made some of this up. i mean the one guy peed his marriage proposal in the middle of the road. he was actually quite talented. he peed his fiancee's name in the street outside of the florist

BavarianPrincess · 02-13-2008, 08:54 PM

My husband and I saw a marathon of these shows one night, and it truly was a train wreck. We could not look away. We kept thinking we'd hit the low point, but each wedding was worse than the one before it. The pink squirrel rifle. The taxidermy centerpieces. The wearing-only-chaps on the horse photo. I'll never forget some of those images. *shiver*

suzannews · 02-13-2008, 10:21 PM

I agree that some of it is so far fetched, it has to be made up but it seems pretty normal to the couple getting married.

I almost fell off the couch while watching the beer arch/pee in the road/wedding dress in the fed ex box couple. When the bride said she couldn't find her teeth and her mother in law to be asks if she wants to borrow her. Gag.

Aimeedyan · 02-13-2008, 10:35 PM

I haven't seen the pee proposal yet!

They are hilarious to watch - can't look away!

mannasn · 02-13-2008, 10:39 PM

Love this show. :D

And I'm almost ashamed to admit that the "camoflage" wedding was not that far off from the wedding I went to of my redneck Mississippi brother-in-law and his *edited because some people would think this is an ugly word* backwoods Louisiana wife.

PrincessPatty · 02-13-2008, 10:48 PM

One of these were filmed fairly locally to me. I'm not sure if it has been shown yet, but it was a demolition derby redneck wedding.

Hopefully I will get to catch it when its on!!

BelleBoo&AmisMum · 02-14-2008, 12:13 AM

DH and I caught this the other night, he was cracking up, it looked just like my brothers wedding.

I'm watching the camo one now....and scared. And the food

lostmom · 02-14-2008, 07:44 AM

I saw this the other night and laughed my butt off. Almost as good as Jerry Springer! But i do wonder if its real?

Mkrop · 02-14-2008, 08:48 AM

I only saw the second half of one last night and all I did was laugh, it was soooo bad. It was the beer arch one with the groomsmen dressed in John Deere shirts. Everything the florist suggested was to fru fru. So the centerpieces were in Budweiser cans (the tall ones mind you), the mechanical bull, and the groom complained about the food and said they should have served Hot Pockets. But the best had to be when the bride could find her teeth

and her future MIL offered hers

Jeafl · 02-14-2008, 10:04 AM

I never even knew this show existed until yesterday when I saw it while flipping channels.

I can't remember the last time I watched TV with my mouth hanging open!

The wedding guests sat on bales of hay while wearing their best ripped t-shirts and jeans, the bride rode in on a donkey or something, and the groom came down the aisle on a 4-wheeler, as did the bridesmaids and grromsmen. The "entertainment" for the wedding was mattress surfing through fields of cowpies! The groom even asked that the cows be let out in the fields ahead of time so that there were plenty of fresh cowpies around.

The part that literally shocked me was the mud-wrestling in the kiddie pool. The bride, IN HER WEDDING GOWN, jumped right into the mud and started wrestling someone! When she got out, someone got a hose and hosed her off! You can't make this stuff up.

I got a chuckle out of the bride and groom's gifts to each other. The bride got anti-snake bite boots that were 3 sizes too big because the groom looked at the bottom of her old boots and thought the "6" was a "9". The groom got a wrench set. Unbelievable.

Golf4food · 02-14-2008, 11:35 AM

"Real" or not, the show is freaking hilarious.

AllyandJack · 02-14-2008, 11:48 AM

I love that show. I loved the one where they were talking about "constipating" the marriage and she said they'll have safe sex and he said "whatever kind".

02-13-2008, 08:11 PM	#1
suzannews Bon Jovi rocks! Proud Mom to Lindsey Megan :) Someone stole my Mickey antenna topper!!! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Clermont, FL and lovin' it Posts: 2,992	My Big Redneck Wedding on CMT Worse than a trainwreck. Tom Arnold is the perfect narrator though! __________________ Suzanne Always be yourself. Because the people who matter, don't mind. And the ones who mind, don't matter.

02-13-2008, 08:37 PM	#2
lynxstch Love that Figment! Turkey, Clay, and my favorite all time christmas song..all on the same day..it doesn't get any better! Learned the hard way not to store meltables in the oven Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: MD Posts: 2,243	some of that HAS to be staged even though I live near WV..and have seen my share of 'rednecks'..(no offense to any WV DIS'ers)..some of that just can't be true..did you catch last week's..the girl buys a wedding dress online..she's like a size 28..they send her what she claims is an 8..yet she can get into the dress pretty much of the way..just can't zip it?..somehow I don't think a size 8 would have covered up as much of her as it did..and the budweiser wedding arch?..they have had some good episodes..mattress skiing thru cow plops..the entire wedding party in camoflauge outfits from Walmart..fritos, pork rinds, beans, and such as their wedding 'food'...gifts to each other such as squirrel hunting boots, pink rifles, bowling balls, etc?..too funny..but just seems like some of that is a bit overacted?.. __________________ I've been Dis'witched!

02-13-2008, 10:21 PM	#6
suzannews Bon Jovi rocks! Proud Mom to Lindsey Megan :) Someone stole my Mickey antenna topper!!! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Clermont, FL and lovin' it Posts: 2,992	I agree that some of it is so far fetched, it has to be made up but it seems pretty normal to the couple getting married. I almost fell off the couch while watching the beer arch/pee in the road/wedding dress in the fed ex box couple. When the bride said she couldn't find her teeth and her mother in law to be asks if she wants to borrow her. Gag. __________________ Suzanne Always be yourself. Because the people who matter, don't mind. And the ones who mind, don't matter.

02-13-2008, 10:35 PM	#7
Aimeedyan Why get all excited about something as silly as a fake celebrity? Or getting a tag? Jello is not meant to be chunky Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 15,060	I haven't seen the pee proposal yet! They are hilarious to watch - can't look away! __________________ 1982 & 1990 ~ trips as a child ~1997 ~ Caribbean Beach ~ 2002 ~ Vacation Home ~ 2003 ~ Stayed with Family ~ 2004 ~ Port Orleans Riverside ~2006 ~ Pop Century & Disney's Vero Beach ~ 2007 ~ Wilderness Lodge & Yacht Club ~ 2008 ~ Carnival Cruise & All Star Music ~ 2009 ~ All Star Sports & Downtown Hotel ~ 2009 ~ All Star Music, Comfort Inn & Boardwalk Villas

02-14-2008, 07:44 AM	#11
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02-13-2008, 08:42 PM	#4
james'mommy I've always been a green stripe kinda girl I love you Sweatpea Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 1,848	i love this show. it has me i really don't think they could have made some of this up. i mean the one guy peed his marriage proposal in the middle of the road. he was actually quite talented. he peed his fiancee's name in the street outside of the florist

02-13-2008, 08:54 PM	#5
BavarianPrincess Mouseketeer Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 88	My husband and I saw a marathon of these shows one night, and it truly was a train wreck. We could not look away. We kept thinking we'd hit the low point, but each wedding was worse than the one before it. The pink squirrel rifle. The taxidermy centerpieces. The wearing-only-chaps on the horse photo. I'll never forget some of those images. shiver

02-13-2008, 10:39 PM	#8
mannasn Punk rock mama Thinks Toad Sweat on ice cream is to die for! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Mississippi Posts: 570	Love this show. :D And I'm almost ashamed to admit that the "camoflage" wedding was not that far off from the wedding I went to of my redneck Mississippi brother-in-law and his edited because some people would think this is an ugly word backwoods Louisiana wife.

02-13-2008, 10:48 PM	#9
PrincessPatty Love ya Black and Gold!! Go Steelers!! where's the pouty face?!? No pouting around the Tag Fairy Missy! The Tag Fairy HOOKED ME UP! I loooove some dessert! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa Posts: 1,212	One of these were filmed fairly locally to me. I'm not sure if it has been shown yet, but it was a demolition derby redneck wedding. Hopefully I will get to catch it when its on!!

02-14-2008, 12:13 AM	#10
BelleBoo&AmisMum DIS Veteran Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Now floating away in Western Washington Posts: 2,348	DH and I caught this the other night, he was cracking up, it looked just like my brothers wedding. I'm watching the camo one now....and scared. And the food

02-14-2008, 08:48 AM	#12
Mkrop I just cant go on demand Hi my name is Mkop and I am a cart leaver! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Philly Suburbs!!!! Posts: 6,140	I only saw the second half of one last night and all I did was laugh, it was soooo bad. It was the beer arch one with the groomsmen dressed in John Deere shirts. Everything the florist suggested was to fru fru. So the centerpieces were in Budweiser cans (the tall ones mind you), the mechanical bull, and the groom complained about the food and said they should have served Hot Pockets. But the best had to be when the bride could find her teeth and her future MIL offered hers __________________ DH Me DS12 : DS7 2002 Contemporary April -May 2007 Contemporary June 2008 Contemporary Dec 2008 Boardwalk Inn June 2009 Disneyland Hotel and DCA

02-14-2008, 10:04 AM	#13
Jeafl Has an emergency auto hammer & knows how to use it Collects Beta fish Meow-y Christmas!! Since when did 41 become middle aged? Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: NW suburbs of Chicago Posts: 6,033	I never even knew this show existed until yesterday when I saw it while flipping channels. I can't remember the last time I watched TV with my mouth hanging open! The wedding guests sat on bales of hay while wearing their best ripped t-shirts and jeans, the bride rode in on a donkey or something, and the groom came down the aisle on a 4-wheeler, as did the bridesmaids and grromsmen. The "entertainment" for the wedding was mattress surfing through fields of cowpies! The groom even asked that the cows be let out in the fields ahead of time so that there were plenty of fresh cowpies around. The part that literally shocked me was the mud-wrestling in the kiddie pool. The bride, IN HER WEDDING GOWN, jumped right into the mud and started wrestling someone! When she got out, someone got a hose and hosed her off! You can't make this stuff up. I got a chuckle out of the bride and groom's gifts to each other. The bride got anti-snake bite boots that were 3 sizes too big because the groom looked at the bottom of her old boots and thought the "6" was a "9". The groom got a wrench set. Unbelievable. __________________ Jill

02-14-2008, 11:35 AM	#14
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02-14-2008, 11:48 AM	#15
AllyandJack * Here is where a picture of my girls would be, if I could figure out how to size it. Instead, it's an angry Tinker Bell. :-) Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NH Posts: 4,127	I love that show. I loved the one where they were talking about "constipating" the marriage and she said they'll have safe sex and he said "whatever kind". __________________ Yup...been to Disney....best trip was Super Soap Weekend (Why did they stop that??) Kate (2007), Cassidy (2008), and Kendall (2009)

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