The Fixer and The Cookmaster:major pixie dust*IT'S FINISHED*EPILOGUE UP!!#389

[ZZUB]

They do make great souvenirs. The pins do, too.

It's random humour like this that makes me come back for more.

Sometimes late at night, I still chuckle at the picture you posted of the circumferentially challenged lady in the way-too-small clothing. I appreciate your writing and your sense of humour; you capture the moment well.

From the For What It's Worth Department: we too had a long wait on the Contemporary pier one night. We were headed to Ft. Wilderness and were surprised at how long it took to get a boat from there.

(I think this means "mad props," but I'm not sure. I'm not even sure what mad props means. Maybe it means farting head on a moped.)

[jamal]

Originally Posted by GeorgiaAristocat

Another wonderful installment Jam -

Thank goodness we're not going at the same time. I do not begin to believe that I will make it through 8 days at Disney without my kids melting down at some point. It's inevitable. Like the fact that my daughter will someday take scissors to her hair.

..and when they do melt down, just remember that boy in the picture. Maybe you will be able to laugh instead of cry.

It will be magical!!

Your son may be the one who uses the scissors. Mine did at age 3 1/2. Good luck with that.

[jamal]

Originally Posted by ZZUB

It's random humour like this that makes me come back for more.

Sometimes late at night, I still chuckle at the picture you posted of the circumferentially challenged lady in the way-too-small clothing. I appreciate your writing and your sense of humour; you capture the moment well.

From the For What It's Worth Department: we too had a long wait on the Contemporary pier one night. We were headed to Ft. Wilderness and were surprised at how long it took to get a boat from there.

(I think this means "mad props," but I'm not sure. I'm not even sure what mad props means. Maybe it means farting head on a moped.)

ZZUB! I am so sorry about those Canadians; I know them, too. Do you want me to Fix them?

I'm honoured you are reading.

[paslea_pooh]

Jam,Jamming,Jamal......

Loving your report and pics. Don't know the kid in the picture , and hopefully, my kids will never resemble that level of meltdown intensity........Yeah right!

[peightonmom]

Great report ! You are too funny.

[Grammyof2]

Sneaking in to find that you have been busy.

I heard somewhere that you may be a hugger and a jumper for joy. It's all good. I will do enough of that for both of us. I will cry when I get there, cry cause I am there, and cry when I leave. I will also skip hand in hand with anyone who will let me. And when I am done, I will do it all again for you.

Loved the pics

[jamal]

Originally Posted by Grammyof2

Sneaking in to find that you have been busy.

I heard somewhere that you may be a hugger and a jumper for joy. It's all good. I will do enough of that for both of us. I will cry when I get there, cry cause I am there, and cry when I leave. I will also skip hand in hand with anyone who will let me. And when I am done, I will do it all again for you.

Loved the pics

Grammy, let's take a trip together and write a dual report. I'll bring the and you bring the
We would skip all day! The CookMaster would L-O-V-E you!

[Lil' Grumpy]

...boy, oh girl!...you sure can tell i'm a rookie..i don't know how i been
missin your rport..dwats on you for not alertin me!! [ly,mi].....curses
also...i couldn't stopped..you water me out..thank goodness the
neighbhood kid blasted his car stewro & got me out bed early or i would
have never had the time to have read....

your report was very educational..and made me realized some ''''''new"""
thingys bout my wifey/poo...ok,? here it comes!..my feedback, where you
want it your not..he,he,he...only in cyber spac could one be so bold?

.....thank you so much....for including everything!...i love a real family
vacation.......but yours also addedd extra special elements that "i"
will treasured!???? *** underneath all the glitter were thingy money
could never buy......private plane....were you guys rock stars in your
early days??????h..e.......m.....p?

i think one of the biggest pluses was sharing your vacation with friends.


by now, you most likely know..i not short on words..and i sorta of tell
people exactly how i 'm thinking...[sorry,but i don't see no values in
holding back or foolin with people..however, the stories i can tell ...
would matched up with yours....no punnny..but ithink this is why
the malestormers are joinin up..*** it a thread running thru us!!

thank you for mentioning the lecture on disney people....so true!!!!
ok..i know my first report has alot of junk....& lecture..i know i'm
not really teachin anything new to expereienced disney folks like
yourself..but what iam expressing..are the thingys i have been learning.
iit truly amazes me, *** it wasn't in my orginal expectations.

let's talk 2003..animalkingdom..we met a beautiful mouskeeper who helped
us/ my sons completed a pin collection.....very shy..and again beautiful!
but she didn't realized how much she looked loke ponchantos [ok/laugh
if you want!]....but not only did we write disney, we included our pics,
and pointed out the jewel they had under their noses..2004..guess who
dopiong the show? people..as i look back thru the years..all of a sudden,
i cna;'t beleive all the magical monents i been part of....and from readin
the reports from malestormers..these are the same type of people!!!!

let's face it..i 'm never be very good with the stupid computer but i will
provide an accurate observation....which just happens to be my job!!
just be grateful this isn't in my hand writing..people at work even has
a name for it..""danish"".

ok,,waltons reference...when my boys were ornery acting..i threatened
to shippped them to "grandma" walton...talked bout scarying the beegees
out of them..ssad when they finally caught on!!!

tenessse? hey,,writer for the nashville paper....late 70's/early 80's wrote
a weekly tribute to my mother enytitled.."letters to mother m." [well
there were 10 of us.

sorry, sorry but for me..the #1 impression you left on me was the cookie
picture..you/know, the one in your mouth!!!dwats, you got me dooling
on my keyboard! nofair/got to share!! did'n your mother teach you
any better??? "hemp"!!!

lemon drops??? there you go again i was thinking....out loud!!! my
hollers ..knock it off!!!areyou talkin bout lemonheads?
remember they cam in a plastic box????? i used to used as an annoying,
muscial instrument??
hey your guy does lookit likey "shrek"....wil i do live far awasy..or i
wouldn't commented!! your beef was apppropirate....why do some think
the rest of us are dying to be grossed out with ailing body parts??
[p.s..i have a..oops thats not true....she'll killed me & in this casedeserve
it!] but when one becomes an adult..reality is...we're all covered with
skin..and ther's something special bout ..self containment] .
please don't git mad at me but the pic of you,belle,and your "dear"
friend...i swaer..if you all had the same costumes...on you'll all looked
like sisters!

baseball!!! my oldest sibling turneddown 2 profesional offers [late 60's]
for a professional racing career..my father could've killed him..but
the racing almost did!!! anyway he played with some who did went on....
gene terrace 'oakland...al oliver/pittsburgh///larry hisle ,eho worked
for mydad during the off season [to keep in shape]...don gullett, reds/
bigredsmachine/75,76,pitcher ace...in fact he signed our christmas
cards we sent out.....and..i have a friend...from altanta..who vacation
wher i used to lived......dale murphy..sorry..i hated waht he used to
do to the reds pitching staff!!!

ha, ha,,tantrums can be a lil useful...once before bedtime, our lil ariel
was ready to go....but i kept insisting on one last pic..she had her baby
doll,sitting on thesteps..in her ballernia outfit..gitting madder by thesec..
why? delaying on purpose?..i knew exactly howshe was going to
react....so i waited??? well if you ever seen tinker bell being a stinker
...this came out prefect!!! it's still my favorite! if you saw this pic, you would see in a sec what i was after!!!

the value of havin a freind..being a freind...that's what thrilled me during
your report!! i'm sure you give as much as you git!!! and here we are
crossing the same spot in the road again [at differnt times]. i had a
girfriend.. "freind" ..who toured with the ice capades...europe. she was
an older lady..26/iwas only 20.....ok!!....she kept tellin me..you got to
go [backpacked] europe...i told her i'll try..just to shut her up..but
before you could say...que passe...i was running alll over europe..
including the castle walt [wally around here]....modeled his after.
he,he, he...y first night in frankfurt...therewere nuthin but girls at
the hostel ..oh,boy!!!i went right up to them..no english,dwats that
old translator!!!!you, know..i hanged my jeans out the window,
and yes the next morning all my garments [ ] were in the bushes
..where everyone havin breakfast!!!!remember all girls,,no wonder they
sawAmericasns..as bold??? true! here's a lil sneaky..secret my friend?
was dating ...hemp..n. diamond.....who useto fly in...i'm big roller/ice
skater..you should haveseen her skates..and $$$$..

funny you talked bout hades...*** he also does the show "hercules"
on thecruise..i was under the ..ship[weather]...at the last greet..
but he wassooo nice & waited and had his "group" payne& greenie
girl??? did a special meet with my daughter..they don't knowhow
close i came pukin my guts out...i bet they would stopped any
futuregreetin, huh?.....i mentioned this because even though i felt
awful..those were some of he best picsof me ever!!![ ok, i know i
wil never berobert refored but at least i can set my dreams on high!]

finally...the story that i thought was the absoulte best was "wishes"..
and your husband bringing soemthing back from the bathroom....
noticed i didn't say potty???????didya? your husband must really get
a few kicks [remember when that was in?] from all your delightful
ways!! i 've never done that..but on last trip...oh,boy!!! did i ever
set up aaa lil magical moment ..not just fo my baby..but also
for my darlin & beautiful wife.

ok..if you been paying attention..you know thisis the way i'am..ok?

ohhhhh..one more lil thingy...sureyour not rich???? actually, you have
thetype of riches [love of family/friends] that people ""spend"" their
whole life searchin...........& thegood sense to enjoy it!!

did you "do" malestormer right and got aaaaaaa what?????????????

[Lil' Grumpy]

......hopin i did't cursed this most excellent trip report.....
oh,boy!!...i didn't realized how much i wrote.......sorry..................
hey, you!!!!!!! i can't get those cookiiees off my mind!!!dribbin
all over your mouth..that's torture! thanks,alot ....................

it also reminded me of the one thing i have to be grateful for
my ...hemp,double hemp........mother-in-law..................she
did do a grat job passin on their family receipes [some were
published in ohio bicentenial cookbook]!! christmes...hmmmm
her ginger bread cookies, homemade bon/bons, buckeyes are just
some of the treats to die fo!! then there aresimple things that
are in the class by themselves...like potatoe salad soooooooo
good that it can be considered a main course [think bout it!].
bronchi casserole too.......but your cookiee pic got my mind in
an enquirin state..........i'm an expert eater.........so have her
send me a few & i'll give her professional feedback....

still waiting for a melastormer........

[Grammyof2]

While you work diligently towards the next installment, I will bake some cookies, pour some tea and wait.

No rush cause I am not going to Disney till Oct. I anyone else needs a cookie I will fedex them right out. Have a great day Jamal.

[Beana9802]

Originally Posted by Grammyof2

While you work diligently towards the next installment, I will bake some cookies, pour some tea and wait.

No rush cause I am not going to Disney till Oct. I anyone else needs a cookie I will fedex them right out. Have a great day Jamal.

I am in desperate need of homemade chocolate chip cookies! No one I know will bake them for me...
HEH!

[MagicMe]

Great trip report!! I've really enjoyed it. The extra perks are so much fun. We were able to experience something similar on our '02 trip when my neice was a "special friend" of Chip and Dale! She took a semester off of college and interned at DW from Jan through Aug. She had a great time and we got to enjoy some extras.

[jamal]

I am almost finished with the next installment! Thanks for waiting and reading.

You know, I could really use some chocolate chip cookies too. Is there a more perfect food? The Main Street Bakery and Poly Concierge Lounge take care of me with cookies when I am in the World!

[Katy Belle]

Patiently waiting here.....
Really love your report!
Katy

[horsegirl]

Jamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal! Hellooooooo? I'm a watin' sista! You must not have a life. Please come back and write. I am needing my jamma fix, complete with lemon drops and wishes.

bumping this back up to know you are loved AND missed!