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Old 10-07-2012, 08:19 AM   #31
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LMAO!! omg i literally had tears running down my face!!!

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Old 10-07-2012, 08:42 AM   #32
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I don't, but everyone said it was so hilarious I read it, and was just like '...'

Funny isn't the word I'd use.
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Old 10-07-2012, 08:57 AM   #33
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I don't think there is anything wrong with being honest about your bodily functions with your SO. Granted, on a 3rd date it's a little awkward.

My wife first farted in front of me the morning before we went to Disneyland together for the first time. We had only been dating about 2 months at the time. I stayed the night at her apartment and we got up early to get ready and wait for some other friends to come by and pick us up. As we were making out way out her front door I heard a loud 10 second long "Ppppppphhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrpppppppp".

She played it cool for a moment and then we both started cracking up! It was a pivotal moment in our relationship. Later that evening at Disneyland, during the fireworks we made the decision to become "exclusive" or "official" or whatever you want to call it. That was December 6, 2005. We were married 3 years later to the day.

I had a good female friend in high school who told me, "You know you're in a good relationship when you can burp and fart in front of each other." You know what? It's true and I live by that and love my wife enough to never want to fart in front of another woman again.
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Old 10-07-2012, 07:17 PM   #34
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Old 10-07-2012, 07:40 PM   #35
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Ok, I've never thought fart jokes were very funny, but I had to read that after what other posters said. It was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
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