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Old 06-19-2013, 02:34 PM   #46
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It takes place outside of a bar - does that count?

The Drunk Scotsman

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happen'd by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize!!

I love this song!
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Old 06-19-2013, 02:52 PM   #47
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"We Are Young" by fun.

Give me a second, I
I need to get my story straight
My friends are in the bathroom
Getting higher than the Empire State
My lover she is waiting for me
Just across the bar,
My seat's been taken by some sunglasses
Asking 'bout a scar
I know I gave it to you months ago
I know you're trying to forget
But between the drinks and subtle things
And the holes in my apologies
You know I'm trying hard to take it back
So if by the time the bar closes
And you feel like falling down
I'll carry you home

Tonight,
We are young
So let's set the world on fire
We can burn brighter
Than the sun

Tonight,
We are young
So let's set the world on fire
We can burn brighter
Than the sun

Now I know that I'm not
All that you got
I guess that I,
I just thought,
Maybe we could find new ways to fall apart
But our friends are back
So let's raise the cup
'Cause I found someone to carry me home

Tonight,
We are young
So let's the set the world on fire
We can burn brighter
Than the sun

Tonight,
We are young
So let's set the world on fire
We can burn brighter
Than the sun

Carry me home tonight
(La la la la la la)
Just carry me home tonight
(La la, la la la la la la)
Carry me home tonight
(La la la la la la)
Just carry me home tonight
(The world is on my side, )
Carry me home tonight
(I have no reason to run, )
Just carry me home tonight
(So will someone come and carry me home tonight?)
The angels never arrived,
But I can hear the choir
So will someone come and carry me home

Tonight,
We are young
So let's set the world on fire
We can burn brighter
Than the sun

Tonight,
We are young
So let's set the world on fire
We can burn brighter
Than the sun

So if by the time the bar closes
And you feel like falling down
I'll carry you home,
Tonight.
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Old 06-19-2013, 02:59 PM   #48
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The Pub With No Beer- The Dubliners


It's lonesome away from your kindred and all, By the campfire at night where the wild dingos call, But there's nothing so lonesome, so dull or so drear, Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer.

Now the publican's anxious for the quota to come, There's a faraway look on the face of the bum, The maid's gone all cranky and the cook's acting queer, What a terrible place is a pub with no beer.

The stockman rides up with his dry, dusty throat, He breasts up to the bar, pulls a wad from his coat, But the smile on his face quickly turns to a sneer, When the barman says suddenly: "The pub's got no beer!"

There's a dog on the veranda, for his master he waits, But the boss is inside, drinking wine with his mates, He hurries for cover and he cringes in fear. It's no place for a dog, round a pub with no beer.

Old Billy, the blacksmith, for the first time in his life, Has gone home cold sober to his darling wife, He walks in the kitchen; she says: "You're early, me dear" Then he breaks down and he tells her , that the pub's got no beer.

Oh, it's lonesome away from your kindred and all, By the campfire at night where the wild dingos call, But there's nothing so lonesome, so dull or so drear, Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer.
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Old 06-19-2013, 03:50 PM   #49
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Domestic, Light, and Cold - Dierks Bentley

Hey bartender, can I make one special request?
My woman left me so tonight I'll be drinkin' your best
I'm not talkin' about Single Malt, Scotch, Jagermeister or Cuervo Gold
I'll take anything domestic, light and cold
Domestic, light and cold, that's what I'm havin'
Serve me up any old iced down American classic
Pop a top, crack a can, just don't make me wait too long
I'll take anything domestic, light and cold

No, I wasn't cheatin', she just said that I was hard to please
And I'll admit it, that I can be set in my country ways
So go ahead and break out the good stuff, if I can be so bold
I'll take anything domestic, light and cold
Domestic, light and cold, that's what I'm havin'
Serve me up any old iced down American classic
Pop a top, crack a can, just don't make me wait too long
I'll take anything domestic, light and cold

You've got beer from all over the world on the wall
I can even get a free T-shirt if I try them all
But tonight I'm in the mood for some of that home grown booze
Yeah, pop a top, crack a can, just don't make me wait too long
I'll take anything domestic,
hey I know what the best is
Anything domestic, light and cold

Bartender, I'll take anything domestic, light and cold, over here
Well, hello over there,
that's something domestic, light and hot
Daddy likey,
hi there, you, you like country music?
Oh, yeah, dude, we can't say daddy likey, can we?
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Old 09-01-2013, 12:04 AM   #51
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Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."
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