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Old 06-06-2013, 02:23 PM   #136
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I killed a man

So there I was just looking over the balcony into the ocean when I got pelted with some grapes! I turned to look up and "wham"! Right in the kisser with, of all things, an iron!
I was steamed.
I took off for the elevators and rode up one floor when I realized I didn't have a murder weapon. Spying an open door, I went into the cabin and took the red pillow off the bed.
Still dazed from taking an iron off the old coconut, I'm not sure I got the right room but I did what I came to do.
On the walk back, I was still carrying the pillow. Not wanting to get caught with the murder weapon, I threw it under a bed of an open cabin...


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Old 06-06-2013, 02:24 PM   #137
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Old 06-06-2013, 02:37 PM   #138
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So there I was just looking over the balcony into the ocean when I got pelted with some grapes! I turned to look up and "wham"! Right in the kisser with, of all things, an iron!
I was steamed.
I took off for the elevators and rode up one floor when I realized I didn't have a murder weapon. Spying an open door, I went into the cabin and took the red pillow off the bed.
Still dazed from taking an iron off the old coconut, I'm not sure I got the right room but I did what I came to do.
On the walk back, I was still carrying the pillow. Not wanting to get caught with the murder weapon, I threw it under a bed of an open cabin...

Just so long as you weren't wandering to the restaurant barefoot in pajamas afterwards, we'll forgive you.
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Old 06-06-2013, 02:43 PM   #139
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So there I was just looking over the balcony into the ocean when I got pelted with some grapes! I turned to look up and "wham"! Right in the kisser with, of all things, an iron!
I was steamed.
I took off for the elevators and rode up one floor when I realized I didn't have a murder weapon. Spying an open door, I went into the cabin and took the red pillow off the bed.
Still dazed from taking an iron off the old coconut, I'm not sure I got the right room but I did what I came to do.
On the walk back, I was still carrying the pillow. Not wanting to get caught with the murder weapon, I threw it under a bed of an open cabin...


Sorry to have contributed to your homicidal mania. Good thing that Chocolate Mickey missed you.
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Old 06-06-2013, 03:03 PM   #140
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These are great!

We leave on our first Disney Cruise in 4 sleeps. Reading the confessions were great. Hope the H2O is as good as everyone said.
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Old 06-06-2013, 07:05 PM   #141
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Confession time

Here is my confession. I am not normally a rule breaker, but... on disembarkation day, we went to Topsiders for the breakfast buffet and only 1 side was open and they did not have any chocolate croissants ( which is my fave!). And then I spotted them on the side that was closed... I have to admit, I snuck over there and grabbed 2 of them Whew, I feel better
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Old 06-06-2013, 09:37 PM   #142
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My husband and I, on our honeymoon, tested out the airborne ability of grapes off of our balcony. We thought it was so funny that we might have ordered a cheese platter the next night just t experiment a little more.

Also, Someone sent us am in-room platter than had chocolate covered strawberries, and other various items. It also had this really cute chocolate Mickey Mouse that stood on its own. Well, neither of us could bring ourselves to eat him, but he might have also ended up walking the plank our last night.

*For those that would lecture us about throwing stuff into the ocean, it wasn't many, and it was food. Mickey might not have gone over if I hadn't maybe had a little too much to drink.
OMG reading this made me realize I do have something to confess.

Dh and I went on the Dream for our honeymoon. We were married at WDW. I had 2 bouquets. One for our wedding (which was preserved) and a second one for our bridal portraits at MK & Epcot. I am very sentimental and can't part with certain things. I brought the 2nd bouquet on the ship with us because I did not want to leave it behind or throw it out at the resort.

As you see it was displayed in our room. At the end of the cruise I knew I would have to throw it out or leave it behind. I became so emotional that I started to cry. I didn't want to part with it even though it had already started to wilt. DH suggested we give it a burial at sea. We stood on our balcony and spoke about our wedding and how perfect it was and at the end DH threw it in the ocean. I know it's wrong and I feel bad admitting it but at the time it seemed almost poetic.

I hope a nice fish family came upon it and they used to as food or to decorate their own fishy apartment.
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Old 06-06-2013, 10:10 PM   #143
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This is the best thread by far. And while I'm generally a rule follower, I leave on our next Disney cruise in four days and now am having daydreams about hoarding H2O products, wearing flip flops and shorts to dinner, and buying a chocolate Mickey to watch him walk the plank.
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Old 06-06-2013, 10:54 PM   #144
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I love this thread. I was just on the 14 night west bound Panama Canal cruise on the Wonder. I've been so reluctant to say this, but here goes: After being on the Dream and Fantasy, I was sort of disappointed in the Wonder, it just seemed small and old. I love DCL and was on the Wonder years ago, and loved it then. The good news is, we will be on the Fantasy in January.
We have been on the Dream and the Fantasy a couple of times, and I have to confess, I LOVED being on the Wonder to Hawaii last year....I know the new ships are beautiful, but I still love the Wonder and the Magic.
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So there I was just looking over the balcony into the ocean when I got pelted with some grapes! I turned to look up and "wham"! Right in the kisser with, of all things, an iron!
I was steamed.
I took off for the elevators and rode up one floor when I realized I didn't have a murder weapon. Spying an open door, I went into the cabin and took the red pillow off the bed.
Still dazed from taking an iron off the old coconut, I'm not sure I got the right room but I did what I came to do.
On the walk back, I was still carrying the pillow. Not wanting to get caught with the murder weapon, I threw it under a bed of an open cabin...


You are joking, right? An iron? such as one would use to press clothing? really?
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Old 06-06-2013, 11:21 PM   #146
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So there I was just looking over the balcony into the ocean when I got pelted with some grapes! I turned to look up and "wham"! Right in the kisser with, of all things, an iron!
I was steamed.
I took off for the elevators and rode up one floor when I realized I didn't have a murder weapon. Spying an open door, I went into the cabin and took the red pillow off the bed.
Still dazed from taking an iron off the old coconut, I'm not sure I got the right room but I did what I came to do.
On the walk back, I was still carrying the pillow. Not wanting to get caught with the murder weapon, I threw it under a bed of an open cabin...


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You are joking, right? An iron? such as one would use to press clothing? really?
Yes, GoHabsGo is joking. She's referring to my post (page 3, post#39). Just a joke. Cracked me up GoHabs.

I just joked that I brought an iron and it caught on fire so I threw it overboard.
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Old 06-07-2013, 01:18 AM   #148
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So there I was just looking over the balcony into the ocean when I got pelted with some grapes! I turned to look up and "wham"! Right in the kisser with, of all things, an iron!
I was steamed.
I took off for the elevators and rode up one floor when I realized I didn't have a murder weapon. Spying an open door, I went into the cabin and took the red pillow off the bed.
Still dazed from taking an iron off the old coconut, I'm not sure I got the right room but I did what I came to do.
On the walk back, I was still carrying the pillow. Not wanting to get caught with the murder weapon, I threw it under a bed of an open cabin...

Wow, I literally just laughed for about 10 minutes there! I love that you incorporated the red pillow under the bed. 5 gold stars!
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Old 06-07-2013, 04:35 AM   #149
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Love this thread so we've had a fire, theft, drink and a confession of murder

well we might as well go the whole hog and add seduction to the list

so ok i here goes ......

i confess

pre cruise i really fancied a suite ~ dh didn't and no matter how many sweet nothings i whispered about free pre dinner cocktails he just wasn't taking the bait, i whispered lovely things like suite darling, jaccuzi tub pre dinner drinkies and he replied something along the lines of double dip recession and the car needs servicing

so i resorted to underhand tactics

i cooked that special man of mine a gorgeous steak dinner, topped up his beer like a good wife does and changed from my usual jeans and tees into the shortest sexiest dress i own and with some killer heels what can i say the man was putty
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Love this thread so we've had a fire, theft, drink and a confession of murder

well we might as well go the whole hog and add seduction to the list

so ok i here goes ......

i confess

pre cruise i really fancied a suite ~ dh didn't and no matter how many sweet nothings i whispered about free pre dinner cocktails he just wasn't taking the bait, i whispered lovely things like suite darling, jaccuzi tub pre dinner drinkies and he replied something along the lines of double dip recession and the car needs servicing

so i resorted to underhand tactics

i cooked that special man of mine a gorgeous steak dinner, topped up his beer like a good wife does and changed from my usual jeans and tees into the shortest sexiest dress i own and with some killer heels what can i say the man was putty

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