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Old 04-06-2013, 01:05 PM   #1
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Funniest Movie Quotes

Looking for favorite and funniest movie quotes. Thanks for your thoughts.
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Old 04-08-2013, 10:21 AM   #2
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Hades: He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse, okay?
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Old 04-19-2013, 12:28 AM   #3
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"Eenie, I wee you ree!" (Aladdin)

That one was pretty funny. ^^
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Old 04-21-2013, 11:57 AM   #4
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The "laser envy" line from Toy Story cracks me up every time.
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Old 04-22-2013, 11:18 PM   #5
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No Fix-It Felix, Jr. love yet?

"I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth."

"And then, I met the most dynamite gal. Oh, she gives me the honey glow somethin' awful!"
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Old 04-23-2013, 08:21 AM   #6
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funniest movie quotes....

Lion King:

Zazu: its a small world after all!
Scar: NO!! anything but that

lmao!!


how about....

Wrek-It Ralph -

Venelope: im sorry what was that, your breath is so stinky it made my ears
numb!


or.... Toy Story

Buzz: ive set my lazer from stun, to kill
Woody: oh thats great buzz you point it at em and we'll blink em to death

or... my ultimate favoriate funny line from disney movie...

Lion King:

im surrounded by idiots!
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Old 04-25-2013, 09:34 PM   #7
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Mine: I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt!

DH: Mrs. Potato Head "let me pack your angry eyes."

The dino in Meet the Robinsons "I have a big head and little arms"
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Goodbye now goodbye... When they are getting off the magic carpet in Aladdin. Acting like flight attendants.
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Not really a quote but the work song in Cinderella when the mice are sewing the dress and Gus says "I'll cut it with the scissors!" Makes me laugh every time the way he says it! Now every time I use scissors I say in my Gus-Gus voice "I'll cut it with the scissors!"
Also Alice in wonderland when the mad hatter is putting all that jam and stuff in the white rabbits watch and when they give him mustard he says "MUSTARD?! No, let's not be silly". (My sister and I use this on a regular basis at Sunday lunch when we pass around the condiments)
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:40 AM   #10
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"My peanut" anyone know what this is from?
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Old 05-22-2013, 08:04 AM   #11
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"My peanut" anyone know what this is from?
Dumbo?
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Old 05-22-2013, 10:41 AM   #12
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"My peanut" anyone know what this is from?
Pirates of the Caribbean at worlds end
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Old 05-30-2013, 01:13 PM   #13
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The dino in Meet the Robinsons "I have a big head and little arms"
"I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through." ........ "Master?"
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Old 06-18-2013, 10:25 AM   #14
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"He touched the butt!" - Nemo

Below are some other funny quotes that really just made my day:

http://www.searchquotes.com/search/Funny_Disney/
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