DDC XXII - End of Summer Bash

[theduck619]

The dark chocolate covered pineapple I had at Downtown Disney is how I will eat all fruits and vegetables from now on!!!!!

[Captain_Oblivious]

Originally Posted by afwdwfan

How fast do you think that painting job would get done if she said she wanted it Giants blue and red?

Originally Posted by that's nice

It would of been done by now.

Why does that not surprise me?

Originally Posted by GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes

I get out of repainting for no good reason by pleading poverty.

If that doesn’t work then you point out that we need to pick between either this household “upgrade” and traveling (meaning Disney).
That one generally works

That works well in my house, too.

[FreezinRafiki]

Originally Posted by that's nice

I'm not one to write about DW in a negative way but I have to get this out there... maybe it will make me feel better. I'm hoping that putting it in a spot where it will be buried where it will never be seen by said wife will help me in the long run.

My DW cannot keep things in one spot. She constantly moves things around. From what is in the cabinets, to drawers, to the tooth paste & tooth brushes, to her coffee pot, to my dresser drawers, to where she puts the sponge, moving nicknacks, changing out pictures on the walls, moving what is in the vanity, etc. It might seem like nothing to you but it annoys me.

She can't leave well enough alone. I painted the whole interior of our house by myself. She always says she will help then she is nowhere to be found. Now she wants the kitchen, living room, and hallway repainted. It looks totally fine. I can't take it and I want to scream. I told her to go buy the paint then I'll start. Hopefully that buys me some time.

Sorry for the mini rant but I had to tell someone. It kinda seems petty now that I've typed it out.

Hmmm...I'm starting to like Mel more and more.

[twokids0204]

Originally Posted by that's nice

I'm not one to write about DW in a negative way but I have to get this out there... maybe it will make me feel better. I'm hoping that putting it in a spot where it will be buried where it will never be seen by said wife will help me in the long run.

My DW cannot keep things in one spot. She constantly moves things around. From what is in the cabinets, to drawers, to the tooth paste & tooth brushes, to her coffee pot, to my dresser drawers, to where she puts the sponge, moving nicknacks, changing out pictures on the walls, moving what is in the vanity, etc. It might seem like nothing to you but it annoys me.

She can't leave well enough alone. I painted the whole interior of our house by myself. She always says she will help then she is nowhere to be found. Now she wants the kitchen, living room, and hallway repainted. It looks totally fine. I can't take it and I want to scream. I told her to go buy the paint then I'll start. Hopefully that buys me some time.

Sorry for the mini rant but I had to tell someone. It kinda seems petty now that I've typed it out.

Tim, you could have just simplified your post like this:

I am married!

[Twin Dad]

Originally Posted by afwdwfan

How fast do you think that painting job would get done if she said she wanted it Giants blue and red?

Originally Posted by that's nice

It would of been done by now.

That's funny right there.

Originally Posted by GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes

That might just be potent enough to be declared a controlled substance.






I get out of repainting for no good reason by pleading poverty.

If that doesn’t work then you point out that we need to pick between either this household “upgrade” and traveling (meaning Disney).
That one generally works

I'll keep that in mind when DW wants to cover up DD's "artwork" on the walls.

Originally Posted by twokids0204

Tim, you could have just simplified your post like this:

I am married!

That'd be funny if it wasn't true.

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Originally Posted by twokids0204

Tim, you could have just simplified your post like this:

I am married!

Yep, That's step one...
There are eleven more

[that's nice]

Originally Posted by Captain_Oblivious

Why does that not surprise me?

Would of been done just as quickly if navy blue with pinstripes was ordered.

Originally Posted by FreezinRafiki

Hmmm...I'm starting to like Mel more and more.

Wonder why I have a hard time running?

Originally Posted by twokids0204

Tim, you could have just simplified your post like this:

I am married!

Originally Posted by GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes

Yep, That's step one...
There are eleven more

Does step 12 end in divorce?

[cj9200]

Originally Posted by that's nice

I'm not one to write about DW in a negative way but I have to get this out there... maybe it will make me feel better. I'm hoping that putting it in a spot where it will be buried where it will never be seen by said wife will help me in the long run. ....

Secret is safe with me. Wild horses couldn't drag it out of me. Especially when I meet Mel in January. Nope, not going to mention a word. Oh, and thanks for picking up the check at Via Napoli.

[DisneyDaddy-O]

Originally Posted by Twin Dad

You're not alone. My SIL isn't in Connecticut but a lot of wives seem to think they are on HGTV and want to change the house every couple of years.

I have the same problem, we are in the middle of a huge Reno and my DW wants to paint the kitchen and living room, that was just painted 2 years ago!

Originally Posted by twokids0204

Tim, you could have just simplified your post like this:

I am married!

[afwdwfan]

Originally Posted by cj9200

Secret is safe with me. Wild horses couldn't drag it out of me. Especially when I meet Mel in January. Nope, not going to mention a word. Oh, and thanks for picking up the check at Via Napoli.

Tim, the first rule of keeping something on the DL from your wife is not telling your nemesis's's's's trainer or coach or whatever he calls himself.

[cj9200]

Originally Posted by afwdwfan

Tim, the first rule of keeping something on the DL from your wife is not telling your nemesis's's's's trainer or coach or whatever he calls himself.

General Manager and Chief Motivational Officer of Team Barry thank you. This by the way has nothing to do with the race. Free meal at Via Napoli is the sole reason.

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Originally Posted by that's nice

Does step 12 end in divorce?

Depends on whether or not you really want to kick the addiction.

For me…
I got to step one and stopped right there.
It’s a state of denial that I’ll happily live in.

[AirGoofy]

Originally Posted by theduck619

The dark chocolate covered pineapple I had at Downtown Disney is how I will eat all fruits and vegetables from now on!!!!!

You'll really be needing to go the the gym then. But, even if you didn't, then you still wouldn't get as big as me. I'm afraid getting stuck in Aquaduck.

[trennr]

Going to forgo the Prayer thread and ask here...

Local school bus (High School) had a wreck with 67 kids. 10-12 students are being transported to Hospitals in critical condition.

[AirGoofy]

Originally Posted by that's nice

I'm not one to write about DW in a negative way but I have to get this out there... maybe it will make me feel better. I'm hoping that putting it in a spot where it will be buried where it will never be seen by said wife will help me in the long run.

My DW cannot keep things in one spot. She constantly moves things around. From what is in the cabinets, to drawers, to the tooth paste & tooth brushes, to her coffee pot, to my dresser drawers, to where she puts the sponge, moving nicknacks, changing out pictures on the walls, moving what is in the vanity, etc. It might seem like nothing to you but it annoys me.

She can't leave well enough alone. I painted the whole interior of our house by myself. She always says she will help then she is nowhere to be found. Now she wants the kitchen, living room, and hallway repainted. It looks totally fine. I can't take it and I want to scream. I told her to go buy the paint then I'll start. Hopefully that buys me some time.

Sorry for the mini rant but I had to tell someone. It kinda seems petty now that I've typed it out.

I learned quickly on the homeowner projects. My DW doesn't move things, but she keeps everything. I can't see her dresser under papers, magazines, envelopes, bags of stuff, etc. but, that is just the bedroom, it's all over the house. So, I told her on my strike for any home remaintainance projects until she stops hoarding.

Originally Posted by moose615

Still no hate messages yet so either she hasn't had it yet or she kicked me to the curb and isn't going to tell me haha

Or, someone told her to avoid it.

Originally Posted by Captain_Oblivious

Pineapple works better for adding to hot foods.
It introduces a new level of Sheer Awesomeness never before seen on this earth. I actually had bacon-wrapped pineapple as an appetizer at my cousin's wedding reception. I may have cried a little..

Yum.