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Old 06-15-2012, 01:15 PM   #3811
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Old 06-15-2012, 01:15 PM   #3812
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Old 06-15-2012, 01:16 PM   #3813
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The only motivation to continue is to avoid the new addition to the signature.

I mean really, come on... the signature?
Speaking of Signatures... Haven't seen Turkey Lurkey for a while...

Hey katoot... first off, hope everything is going smooth with your double package... secondly, how's Turkey?
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Old 06-15-2012, 01:16 PM   #3814
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I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few pints and I noticed two very large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

One of them chirped: "It's WALES you stupid idiot!"

So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

That's the last thing I remember...
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Old 06-15-2012, 01:17 PM   #3815
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We got a new thread...

May want to take that there, it's likely to get lost here...
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Old 06-15-2012, 01:18 PM   #3816
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I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few pints and I noticed two very large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

One of them chirped: "It's WALES you stupid idiot!"

So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

That's the last thing I remember...
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Old 06-15-2012, 01:18 PM   #3817
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Almost missed a thread closing!
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My kids told me this joke:

How do you make a tissue dance?
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Old 06-15-2012, 01:20 PM   #3819
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My kids told me this joke:

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogy in it...
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Old 06-15-2012, 01:21 PM   #3820
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Speaking of Signatures... Haven't seen Turkey Lurkey for a while...

Hey katoot... first off, hope everything is going smooth with your double package... secondly, how's Turkey?
He's around on Facebook a lot. Seems to be doing OK.
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Old 06-15-2012, 01:21 PM   #3821
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Put a little boogy in it...
Get it... Boogey, like a boogey dance.

But it's a tissue, so a boogey might mean .... a little mucous from your nose.

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Old 06-15-2012, 01:22 PM   #3822
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Get it... Boogey, like a boogey dance.

But it's a tissue, so a boogey might mean .... a little mucous from your nose.

Forget it, I thought it was funny, but I guess it's snot...
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