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pyramid2000 · 01-11-2009, 02:00 AM

I came upon a few adults smoking some "funny" cigerettes on deck 4 about 2 in the morning...

scottb8888 · 05-27-2012, 08:36 AM

Funny stuff!

NJMermaid · 05-27-2012, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimmielee

A Carnival cruise... in March... was a woman that was 80ish... in a bikini... and was so "wrinkled" from a life of being in the sun.... she looked like a wrinkle dog from the front...

However... from the back... her rear sagged... in rows of wrinkles, almost down to the back of her knees... There were 17 separate wrinkles!

Ok, how do I know 17? We had a contest (after many drinks

) to see who would be brave enough to count them. We managed to arrange chairs near her... wait until she flipped and then started snoring

Sorry, it was childish on our part but OH MY GOSH... ever hear of sun screen?

Just amazing

ThePhantomsGirl · 05-27-2012, 11:23 AM

This is one of those really old threads that has been resurrected, but I must say it made for enjoyable reading while having my morning coffee!

ranidayz · 05-27-2012, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by kcashner

My pre-teen daughter learned a lot about anatomy at Orient Beach....there is supposedly a family friendly area, but we sure didn't find it. The funny thing is that I expected topless women--wrong! In DD's language, all the "swimsuit optional" people were "gross, fat old men." Her best comments were about the one who was "petting it."

Yes, Orient Beach definately ruined all future clothing-optional beaches for my teens.

postalchick71 · 05-27-2012, 04:55 PM

While at Castaway Cay we noticed a lady in a thong. My DS who's 6 asked me why she had her butt out. I shushed him and didn't pay her any mind. We went and sat down and thong lady was sitting ahead of us. She sat in her hubby's lap as he proceeded to rub suntan lotion all over her butt. Which was kind of difficult since she was sitting. As she got up he smacked her a few times on the butt. DS said to me "Wow mommy she must be a bad girl"

I told him not to worry about it.

KarenMP59 · 05-27-2012, 05:31 PM

We saw a woman walking along the adult beach at Castaway Cay topless. We were in a cabana and I said to my husband, "is that a man or a woman?" Embarrassing for her I guess since it was hard to tell......

This was on May 11th btw

extechie rbd/wdt · 05-27-2012, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by postalchick71

As she got up he smacked her a few times on the butt. DS said to me "Wow mommy she must be a bad girl"

I told him not to worry about it.

Too funny! Now! I bet it was more than a bit awkward at the time though!

Ex Techie

kellym506 · 05-27-2012, 06:40 PM

My first cruise was on non-Disney on a seven day Western Caribbean itinerary; the ship was less than six months old. In seven days:

1. A passenger jumped from one of the sports decks onto the pool deck and had to be removed using a helicopter basket rescue.

2. We picked up 12 people sailing off the north shore of Cuba on a teeny tiny makeshift raft. They were turned over to the authorities when we returned to Miami.

3. One of the engines died. We had to skip our final stop so we could limp back to Miami and stay on time.

No extra charge for all of this excitement!

Dislaney4n6 · 05-27-2012, 06:48 PM

I thank the person to bring this thread back to life... Learned a lot... now I know to expect thongs, spee-don'ts, and hairy people!!! Oh and the rare 4-5 year old breastfeeding.

Pikester · 05-27-2012, 08:25 PM

AWESOME thread!! I've been snickering about the "Poodle with the eye patch" all night.

WDWJonasGirl · 05-27-2012, 08:38 PM

Here's a funny one:

I was on a Disney Cruise back in 2009. We were on our way to dinner when Minnie and her cast member showed up. All of a sudden, an elevator door opened where there were people in there. Minnie and her cast member all of a sudden go in.

extechie rbd/wdt · 05-27-2012, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by WDWJonasGirl

Here's a funny one:

I was on a Disney Cruise back in 2009. We were on our way to dinner when Minnie and her cast member showed up. All of a sudden, an elevator door opened where there were people in there. Minnie and her cast member all of a sudden go in.

Must have been cool for the Guests in the elevator to take a ride with Minnie!

Bet it was a magical moment for them!

Ex Techie

marciemouse · 05-27-2012, 09:32 PM

Thanks to whoever bumped this thread up. Made for some nice entertainment tonight!

com_op_2000 · 05-27-2012, 09:49 PM

While in PC, standing by the rail, a boat came by, and multiple people on the boat mooned the Magic and the Carnival ship that were in the port.

While in port at St. Maarten, walking along the beach, and saw multiple female topless sunbathers.

01-11-2009, 02:00 AM	#226
pyramid2000 Member of the DD Geek invasion of CC How exacty do you iron on a T-****? Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southern NJ Posts: 10,357	I came upon a few adults smoking some "funny" cigerettes on deck 4 about 2 in the morning... __________________ Caroline 1988- 1st trip to WDW/senior class trip : 1990- Carnival cruise from Puerto Rico : 5/00- 3day CB/4day Magic : 9/05- 4day PO/3day Wonder : 1/06 - 7day Western Magic: 7/06- 5day RCCL Explorer (Bermuda):12/09/06- 7day Magic-DD Geek Party: 8/17/08- 15day EBPC Magic : 11/01/09- 4 day Wonder:: 2/20/11- 4 day Dream : 11/10/11 - 3 day Dream : 10/13/12 - 7 day Western Fantasy

05-27-2012, 08:36 AM	#227
scottb8888 Mouseketeer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 347	Funny stuff! __________________ DVC Member [IMG]

05-27-2012, 11:23 AM	#229
ThePhantomsGirl Going to get my Pink on and be a Pink Champagne Girl! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In between cruises.... Posts: 2,434	This is one of those really old threads that has been resurrected, but I must say it made for enjoyable reading while having my morning coffee! __________________ 1/27/07 Western Caribbean Disney Magic; 2/2/12 Disney Dream Bahamas; 4/28/12 Disney Fantasy Western Caribbean

05-27-2012, 04:55 PM	#231
postalchick71 Mouseketeer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: VA Posts: 75	While at Castaway Cay we noticed a lady in a thong. My DS who's 6 asked me why she had her butt out. I shushed him and didn't pay her any mind. We went and sat down and thong lady was sitting ahead of us. She sat in her hubby's lap as he proceeded to rub suntan lotion all over her butt. Which was kind of difficult since she was sitting. As she got up he smacked her a few times on the butt. DS said to me "Wow mommy she must be a bad girl" I told him not to worry about it. __________________ 2003-4 Night Wonder 2004-7 Night Magic 2005-7 Night Magic 2011-7 Night Magic(Western) 2012-7 Night Magic(Western) 2013-March 24 Dream

05-27-2012, 06:40 PM	#234
kellym506 Mouseketeer Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Coastal CT Posts: 82	My first cruise was on non-Disney on a seven day Western Caribbean itinerary; the ship was less than six months old. In seven days: 1. A passenger jumped from one of the sports decks onto the pool deck and had to be removed using a helicopter basket rescue. 2. We picked up 12 people sailing off the north shore of Cuba on a teeny tiny makeshift raft. They were turned over to the authorities when we returned to Miami. 3. One of the engines died. We had to skip our final stop so we could limp back to Miami and stay on time. No extra charge for all of this excitement! __________________ CSR, CBC, POFQ, POR, WL, BC, AKL, Sports, Pop, BWV, MAGIC x2, DREAM

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05-27-2012, 05:31 PM	#232
KarenMP59 DVC Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Western NY Posts: 131	We saw a woman walking along the adult beach at Castaway Cay topless. We were in a cabana and I said to my husband, "is that a man or a woman?" Embarrassing for her I guess since it was hard to tell...... This was on May 11th btw

05-27-2012, 06:48 PM	#235
Dislaney4n6 DIS Veteran Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 531	I thank the person to bring this thread back to life... Learned a lot... now I know to expect thongs, spee-don'ts, and hairy people!!! Oh and the rare 4-5 year old breastfeeding. __________________

05-27-2012, 08:25 PM	#236
Pikester DIS Veteran Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 5,091	AWESOME thread!! I've been snickering about the "Poodle with the eye patch" all night. __________________ DH Me DS15DS12

05-27-2012, 08:38 PM	#237
WDWJonasGirl Mouseketeer/Directioner Join Date: May 2011 Location: Southern California Posts: 2,364	Here's a funny one: I was on a Disney Cruise back in 2009. We were on our way to dinner when Minnie and her cast member showed up. All of a sudden, an elevator door opened where there were people in there. Minnie and her cast member all of a sudden go in. __________________ Kaitlin: Belieber, Jonatic, Lovatic, Bellarina, Directioner, Adubber, Rusher, Swiftie, Selenator WDW: 5/03, 4/06, 12/06, 7/09, 8/10, ?/14 DLR: Too Many too count DCL: 1/07, 7/09, 8/11, 8/12 DLP: ?/13

05-27-2012, 09:32 PM	#239
marciemouse Raised on Disney Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 1,454	Thanks to whoever bumped this thread up. Made for some nice entertainment tonight! __________________ Marcie Mouse Cruisin' With Mickey! Disney Wonder Mexican Riviera March 2012 Trip Report Ramada Maingate December 2012--Club 33! Disney Wonder Mexican Riviera November 2012--We're addicted! Disney Wonder Mexican Riviera March 2012--First Cruise! Ramada Maingate September 2011--First Trip as a family of 4! Anaheim Hilton March 2011--Last Trip as a Family of 3! Marriott Anaheim December 2010--Grandpa Jim's First Trip Marriott Anaheim October 2010--Celebrating Our 1 Year Adoption Anniversary Marriott Anaheim July 2010--Isabel's 3rd Birthday Trip Marriott Anaheim May 2010--First Time at Disneyland & First Trip with Isabel! Off Site May 2009--Quick getaway with my two favorite guys, DH and Dad Pop Century September 2008--My first solo trip! Pop Century May 2008--Finally just DH and me again! All Star Sports September 2006--With Dad and The Otters All Star Movies October 2005--Pressed penny collecting trip on the heels of Hurricane Wilma! Off Site December 2004--One last trip with Mom...bittersweet memories Off Site April 2003--With Mom & Dad Off Site May 2000--First trip with DH! And way more trips than I can count while living in Florida and then visiting after we moved!

05-27-2012, 09:49 PM	#240
com_op_2000 DVC Member since '93 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: One hour from WDW Posts: 1,774	While in PC, standing by the rail, a boat came by, and multiple people on the boat mooned the Magic and the Carnival ship that were in the port. While in port at St. Maarten, walking along the beach, and saw multiple female topless sunbathers. __________________ Do whatever makes you and your family happy (From the Haunted Mansion DVD)

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