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Old 07-27-2010, 08:04 PM   #106
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How about 3 of my favs:

Indy Jones
Star Wars
Lord of the Rings

Of course, it's never too soon to start them on the 3 Stooges either!
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Old 07-27-2010, 08:06 PM   #108
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First of all,returning you to shore was never part of our agreement. Second, you are not a pirate, so the Pirate's Code does not apply. And third, the Pirate's Code is more of a set of what you'd call 'guidelines' than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl.
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Old 07-27-2010, 08:07 PM   #109
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Seriously, we are leaving on Monday morning for Disney - kids first trip. I have not done any real work the last few days and I expect that to continue through Friday. My wife told me that I already left sometime this past weekend.

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I know how you feel. My vacation is in 53 days and I shut down already.

Can't wait to hear about the trip! We'll need a detailed Trip Report.
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Old 07-27-2010, 08:08 PM   #110
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Sorry I should have qualified they are 11 and 8 so Star Wars and Indiana Jones have been covered along with most of the other age approved movies.

Here is a good spot from my short Bio I guess

I'm 44 yr old Father of two boys 11 and 8, Married 16 yrs to my lovely wife. Live in Southern NH just below Manchester, I was brought up in a Suburb of Boston and I'm a fan of the Bruins, Red Sox and Patriots, not a fan of Basketball.
Things I'm geeky about besides Disney. Jimmy Buffett,Mustangs, Jeeps, Bugs Bunny 70 and 80's Rock.
I started my Disney addiction in 1974 when my parents brought me to Disney on a regular basis. Starting in 2004 I introduced my kids to WDW and my kids have been hooked ever since, we just bought into DVC this June and we are looking forward to many more trips to our Happy Place.
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First of all,returning you to shore was never part of our agreement. Second, you are not a pirate, so the Pirate's Code does not apply. And third, the Pirate's Code is more of a set of what you'd call 'guidelines' than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl.

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Old 07-27-2010, 08:20 PM   #111
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A list of movies I swear to show my boys when they are old enough so they have a clue what I've been quoting all these years and will not be social outcasts among their peers.

In no particular order (feel free to add more)

Young Frankenstein
Blazing Saddles
Better off Dead
Caddy Shack
Pulp Fiction (I edit most of those when I say them)
Ferris Bueller Day Off
48 hrs
Weird Science
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Airplane
Uncle Buck
Addams Family Values
Tommy Boy
The GodFather Movies
Dumb and Dumber
Happy Gilmore
Spinal Tap
History of the World
Animal House
Nice list.

I would definitely add Goodfellas as one of the all-time must see "guy" movies. Two more "guy" movies I still quote: Stripes and the Blues Brothers.

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Old 07-27-2010, 08:26 PM   #112
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I know how you feel. My vacation is in 53 days and I shut down already.

Can't wait to hear about the trip! We'll need a detailed Trip Report.
You got it!
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Old 07-27-2010, 08:35 PM   #113
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Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."

Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"

"You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."

Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and **very** satisfied.

"Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"

"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother," Cinderella replied. "He took care of everything."

"I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!"

"I can't remember, exactly...Peter Peter, something or other...."

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The Delivery man is here wants to know where to put this?














and the waitresses for the man cave are here

The Kegerator, Foosball, and shuffleboard tables look new but I'm pretty sure those girls are used
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Old 07-27-2010, 08:41 PM   #115
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I guess I should post a quick bio of me.

I am 40 years old. I grew up in northern New Jersey but moved to New York when I got married.

I am an attorney and partner in a prominent NY personal injury/medical malpractice office.

I am a huge fan of fantasy sports, especially football and baseball.

I played ice hockey in high school and still play in a men's league. So far, this year I have probably played in 35-40 games.

I love playing foosball and pool. I have a Tornado T-2000 foosball table in my family room.

I used to play and coach junior football in my hometown before I got married.

Most interesting is my family's business. My grandfather started a business selling movie memorabilia, mostly posters and still pictures, back in the 1940s. My father took it over when he got out of the Coast Guard and he runs it to this very day with my older brother. My father is generally regarded as one of the top movie poster dealers in the world and has been asked to evaluate posters on those PBS memorabilia shows (he refused - too shy). I spent most of my childhood at movie and comic book conventions all over the country. In fact, my first visit to Disney World in 1976 was a vacation following a movie show. They still do conventions and have a store in NJ. They are very prominent on E-Bay (SallyPix).

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Old 07-27-2010, 08:57 PM   #116
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Man alive!!! I go to work and try to support my family and what happens??? You guys leave without me!!! I did not even get a chance to challenge for the last word...congrats to Fed anyway!!!

Mark that is a hillarious video Loved it

Don...question...is there a way to edit your post on the new dads and where they are from or do I just need to keep doing what I have been doing??
Sorry about leaving you behind Some folks were just chanting "CHANGE! WE WANT CHANGE!"... so I gave it to them.

As for the list... Unfortunately, I cannot grant you the ability to edit the post of the first page. So... we could either:
1.) Keep doing what you are doing and then I could update page 1 later.
or
2.) I can take on the responsibilty to take the requests to update just page 1.
I can go either way.
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Old 07-27-2010, 08:58 PM   #117
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A list of movies I swear to show my boys when they are old enough so they have a clue what I've been quoting all these years and will not be social outcasts among their peers.

In no particular order (feel free to add more)

Young Frankenstein
Blazing Saddles
Better off Dead
Caddy Shack
Pulp Fiction (I edit most of those when I say them)
Ferris Bueller Day Off
48 hrs
Weird Science
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Airplane
Uncle Buck
Addams Family Values
Tommy Boy
The GodFather Movies
Dumb and Dumber
Happy Gilmore
Spinal Tap
History of the World
Animal House
Good Fellas
Lord of the Rings
I like your thinking. Here’s a couple other’s ideas that you kids may not have seen (particularly the uncut version that would really be required to get the full impact of the references)

The Princess Bride
All Monty Python (movies, series, live performances...)
Yellowbeard (some of the same Python folks)
Major League (just to here Bob Uecker doing the play by play if for no other reason)

And a couple of other Guy Movies that get quoted down this way...
The Shawshank Redemption
Full Metal Jacket
Raising Arizona
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A list of movies I swear to show my boys when they are old enough so they have a clue what I've been quoting all these years and will not be social outcasts among their peers.

In no particular order (feel free to add more)

Young Frankenstein
Blazing Saddles
Better off Dead
Caddy Shack
Pulp Fiction (I edit most of those when I say them)
Ferris Bueller Day Off
48 hrs
Weird Science
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Airplane
Uncle Buck
Addams Family Values
Tommy Boy
The GodFather Movies
Dumb and Dumber
Happy Gilmore
Spinal Tap
History of the World
Animal House
Good Fellas
Lord of the Rings
I see you're a Mel Brooks fan.

Christmas Vacation
Naked Gun
And the most obvious omission of all, Fletch. And for some reason, I've been quoting Clue lately.
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I guess I should post a quick bio of me.

I am 40 years old. I grew up in northern New Jersey but moved to New York when I got married.

I am an attorney and partner in a prominent NY personal injury/medical malpractice office.

I am a huge fan of fantasy sports, especially football and baseball.

I played ice hockey in high school and still play in a men's league. So far, this year I have probably played in 35-40 games.

I love playing foosball and pool. I have a Tornado T-2000 foosball table in my family room.

I used to play and coach junior football in my hometown before I got married.

Most interesting is my family's business. My grandfather started a business selling movie memorabilia, mostly posters and still pictures, back in the 1940s. My father took it over when he got out of the Coast Guard and he runs it to this very day with my older brother. My father is generally regarded as one of the top movie poster dealers in the world and has been asked to evaluate posters on those PBS memorabilia shows (he refused - too shy). I spent most of my childhood at movie and comic book conventions all over the country. In fact, my first visit to Disney World in 1976 was a vacation following a movie show. They still do conventions and have a store in NJ. They are very prominent on E-Bay (SallyPix).

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Very cool, I still have 40 or 50 posters from my theater manager days (hard to believe ones like Days of Thunder are 20 years old now), I keep wanting to take them out and go through them but don't want to risk damaging them just to put them away again because I don't have a place to put them up.
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Sorry about leaving you behind Some folks were just chanting "CHANGE! WE WANT CHANGE!"... so I gave it to them.

As for the list... Unfortunately, I cannot grant you the ability to edit the post of the first page. So... we could either:
1.) Keep doing what you are doing and then I could update page 1 later.
or
2.) I can take on the responsibilty to take the requests to update just page 1.
I can go either way.
Makes no difference to me...It might be easier if you did it since you can update it easily and I wont be clogging up the threads
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