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Old 08-30-2007, 10:17 AM   #1
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Children leash

My story of vacation 2005:

My wife in room getting over sunburn so I stayed up all night and for me that's the first time. Then I sneak in room just as cool as I can and pull back the sheets and the bed all empty except for a note left from some guy named Stone.

My head got all light and the room started spinning, so stepped out side just to get air fresh. Out on a wave was my own darling Keiko and pretty boy with bleach in hair!

Back on the home and everything's normal. Beach blanket bingo comes on the TV. We talk in sleeping and then the next morning. I ask her who's Stone and she says who?

So I think it beach is problem. You know salty smelly air and breezes. Can I buy some leash for adult size like is used for children sized leash? I see leash when we go on Zoo and park and Wall martt. I need stop Keiko from being go to beach.

We like use the leashes for our babies but they be so small they make little yo-yos. Cute. Cute.
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:26 AM   #2
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I'm sorry, pardon my ignorance, but huh?

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I wanna know what you are on and where I can get some.
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:28 AM   #3
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I wanna know what you are on and where I can get some.
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:30 AM   #4
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:34 AM   #5
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Sounds like Keiko is cheating brother. You're in for it if she divorces you. She is going to take you to the cleaners. You better find a good hiding place for all those monies.
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:35 AM   #6
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They have fetish stores for stuff like that....
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:40 AM   #7
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They have fetish stores for stuff like that....
No! no! Looking for nice leash. May be pink with Dissney Princess picture.
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:42 AM   #8
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I think you should pelt the tramp with Brats until she changes her evil ways
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:42 AM   #9
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Where's monkeyboy? Perhaps he can abandon his genius microwave toast plan to make Disney Princess leashes for wayward wives.
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I think this is a bad idea. Keiko will surely end up using it on you and then you will end up in a pink leash. You don't want to go down this road. You have enough humiliation from the street fighting and being mugged by a 12 year old.
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I know of a website that's very helpful with disciplinary matters such as this. There's a blog and everything. OP, are you guys in a good church home?
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:50 AM   #12
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Someone thinks confused. Home of my family is being in airplane, not church.
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:55 AM   #13
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I think this is a bad idea. Keiko will surely end up using it on you and then you will end up in a pink leash. You don't want to go down this road. You have enough humiliation from the street fighting and being mugged by a 12 year old.
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Someone thinks confused. Home of my family is being in airplane, not church.
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Old 08-30-2007, 11:09 AM   #15
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I call Shenanigans!

Lets examine this claim, the OP is referring to a 2005 vacation and it is currently 2007. It doesnt take that long to find a wife leash, unless you just arent trying. Plus I am pretty sure Beach Blanket Bingo hasnt been on TV since Labor Day 2004.
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