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  1. chucknorris

    Where do you use your cell phone?

    Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cell phone.
  2. chucknorris

    Did you buy the new AC/DC album today?

    When Chuck Norris listen to AC/DC, AC/DC pays him.
  3. chucknorris

    What does a sinus infection feel like?

    Chuck Norris is so bad he makes infections sick.
  4. chucknorris

    Who's Still Undecided?

    Chuck Norris has never been undecided.
  5. chucknorris

    Mickey Mouse ears...

    Chuck Norris owns Mickey Mouse ears.
  6. chucknorris

    Pork chops and applesauce

    Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to flavor his pork chops.
  7. chucknorris

    Nascar Picks For Atlanta!!

    Chuck Norris does not watch NASCAR. NASCAR watches Chuck Norris.
  8. chucknorris

    Wow just wow!

    Chuck Norris can max out a credit card with no limit.
  9. chucknorris

    Seriously, how do you define a real American?

    <<<<<<< A real American.
  10. chucknorris

    What to do with VERY expensive gift don't want/like? Update - Post 32, p 3!

    Give it to Chuck Norris.




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