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tell him to try Viagra!

I love the way clowns feel when I squish them between my toes :thumbsup2

TO BE 6 AGAIN A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still...

This is important information just in case. Symptoms of the Bird Flu... The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue...

Cheap Wine Market Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item - Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price: the $6-8 range. Wine connoisseurs may not...

Usually my liquid diets include alcohol. ;) If all else fails tell him to try this. :rotfl2: Americans are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that you don't get enough to eat (the starvation diet), or you don't get enough variation (the...

Didn't Daniel Boone wear a coon skin cap? :thumbsup2 Daniel Boone was a man, Yes, a big man! With an eye like an eagle And as tall as a mountain was he! Daniel Boone was a man, Yes, a big man! He was brave, he was fearless And as tough as a mighty oak tree! From the coonskin cap on...

The Miracle of Toilet Paper Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every...

10-4 rubber ducky :thumbsup2 :rotfl2:

Invest in some ear plugs. You could even use them at Chuck e cheese too to cut down on the noise. :confused3

I can only imagine what happened. Any juicy stories? :rolleyes1 :teeth:

Self made millionaire.....retired living the good life. :thumbsup2 Eat your heart out!!!!! :cheer2: The only thing I'm missing is my own set of teeth. :confused3

The least you could do is take him for a walk in the park first. :thumbsup2

Try commando next time :thumbsup2 That's not a bad idea BUT.....There's something to be said about "support". Know what I mean jelly bean? :lmao:

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leather baseball glove??? Bad How about my underwear after I jogged 5 miles?

I think I have an idea who might want some BBQ but he's possibly still at chuck e cheese complaining about the pizza. :confused3

""""whenever I go to a bring your own establishment, I feel like a Lush"""" :confused3 You mean you're NOT a lush? :confused3

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usually an hour or two is okay. Leaving your meat out all night could be hazardous to your health. :)