A Grand Tour of The Entire Midwest, But Mostly Wisconsin (UPDATE 11/12--BONUS Texas TR NOW COMPLETE)

I will put together a PM for you with the general itinerary to peruse. But if I recall correctly, you won't see it until you get back from the World, right?
Correct!

Oh – by the way…
Iiiiiiii’m Baaaaaack…

I’d love to see the sketch. I find good ideas in your loops that I can barrow bits of here and there.
I keep wanting to do a grand loop or three but being limited to only about one week off at a time makes it hard just to even get to points I’ve not been to yet and still see anything appreciable. I’ve got a good Gulf loop and a good Mid-Atlantic one mostly planed out but again they’d be pretty hard slogs without a few more days added into the mix.


National White Water Center? This intrigues me...
I’ll see if I can put together some good info on it for you and send it on up.
My brother’s family actually holds annual passes for the place so I’ll see if I can get some of his incites on the place as well.


It does! I like that.
Now to figure out what the ingredients should be.


Wow, that's a hike. I would have loved a DVD player in my youth. Of course, I was allowed to crawl around the back seat and the back of the station wagon while driving, too. And thank goodness I could read in moving car without getting sick.
A wagon would have been a bit better, but we did have free range of the back seat, floor and back window ledge of Momma’s 1966 Olds F-85 (how different things are now). Reading was useful, but we also did a lot of license-plate & vehicle-type bingo. Ma’ also made up a lot of printed sheets for the game Battleship, and that passed a lot of time. Discussions of family history, sing-alongs & searching for stuff on the transistor radios we’d gotten for Christmas (as if they knew we’d be traveling later on) rounded out most of the entertainment.

I’ll tell ya’ another odd one… way back then, Howard Johnson’s was actually pretty good food and a reliably consistent place to stop for a meal on the road. At the time they printed the kid’s menus on card stock that had punch out panels to construct various objects. You know - the old: fold along dotted line and slip flap-A into slot-B kind’a thing. The coolest versions on that trip came with the parts to assemble a biplane or an Apollo lunar Lander. Toys to build, play with and even destroy (cause you’d probably get another one fairly soon), and they were basically free.


They enjoyed it! It's a scientific fact that kids will always enjoy the chance to take off their shoes and wade in a river. Unless it's a river in New Jersey.
Well, you can still do Jersey, but you gott’a put on waders first.


You and I agree on many things, but I don't have quite the same enthusiasm for marching bands.
No musicians among your young’ens, I take it.

Let me defend these geeky collectives just a bit here by saying that what the good ones are doing these days is nothing like what you and I may remember from our school days (of course it’s also taken more seriously in some states and areas over others). Now a days it’s more a cross between Broadway, pageantry and in some instances - a circus act.


I'd do the 3-hour drive to meet up with you for lunch, though.
Cool, three hours for you would have us meeting pretty much in Alexandria, VA.
I’ll let you know the next time I’m headed there.


As long as they're good!
Good point…
Have you encountered any bad brew pubs on your travels?


All other foods pale in comparison to bacon.
Pretty much...

Case in point:

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That – is “Pork two Ways” as served at the California grill over at the Contemporary and is what I had for our “official” 25th anniversary dinner. What you’ve got there is two grilled Tenderloins on the left and Lacquered Pork Belly (aka: heavenly bacon) on the right, serve over a Cheese Polenta with Wild Mushrooms and an Apple-Raisin Mostarda sauce.

Maybe a little bit “pretentious” but I cannot even begin to explain just how good this stuff was; easily one of the best meals I’ve ever run across.


Actually mac-and-cheese is his go-to meal.
Ahhhh…
Then he’d have found several things to like at the Food & Wine Festival.


I was going to get into it later, but you really have to pick your poison with the Great Plains states. There's just no good drives across any of them.
Nope…
North-Central Texas was no better.
Actually the “Front Range” of Colorado is pretty unspectacular as well.


Delaware is just as flat, so it's not like I have room to complain.
It’s not the flatness so much as the lack of visual interest that makes driving a mite more tedious out that way.



I see you’ve gotten a new chapter up.
I like to take my time reading your stuff so I’ll comment on that one separately; probably tomorrow or the next.
 
And here I thought I was going to be caught up...
Still... one chapter down.

Chapter 3: This Place Is The Wurst.

I believe I know what's coming.

I had forgotten to post one of my favorite photos of Lake Bemidji from the previous night, so here’s a bonus photo for you:

Nice. Plus you get to say "Bemidji" again.

We were up early, because nobody sleeps in on vacation, right?

Right

Also, we’d bought a couple of air mattresses to help the kids sleeping on the floor have a better night, but it had backfired because we’d put Drew on one of them and he’d had a horrible night and kept climbing into bed with us.

I coulda loaned you a dog kennel.

We drove into town because Julie wanted something to commemorate her visit to Bemidji—namely, a t-shirt with “Bemidji” printed on it.

:laughing: Of course! It's an absolute must!

one of our favorite current TV shows, “Fargo” on FX.

Haven't seen it. But the movie was great.

I took a photo of the gate because it reminded me of Monsters University.

::yes::

I also grabbed a coffee mug, because I wanted to be able to confirm my friends’ suspicions that I have, indeed, been to B.S. University.


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I don't think they need convincing.

We set out on our drive, leaving Bemidji in our rear-view mirror.

So you were looking at ijdimeB?

Sometimes, we pray the DVD player doesn’t break down.

Oh, man. I hear that. When the DDs were 4 & 8, we drove to WDW. On the drive back, there were some accidents on the highway. Our 6.5 hour drive became... 14 hours.

This is Minnesota’s oldest state park, having been established way back in 1891. This lake forms the headwaters of the Mississippi River, which flows 2,350 miles from this point south before emptying into the Gulf of Mexico in Louisiana.

That is seriously cool to see that.

If any of you wants to take a float trip and measure it accurately, just let me know your results and I’ll update the chapter.)

Done.
I got 2316' and 4".

But I just eyeballed it so I may be off by an inch or two.

Upon entering the park, we were immediately put on alert by the elaborate warning system.


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Did you accidentally wind up in Canada after all?


2252 it is. It's carved in a tree stump. That makes it official.

Behold the Mighty Mississippi River!

Whoa. The power.

It’s kind of neat to be able to say you crossed the Mississippi River on a log bridge.

:laughing: Never would've thought of that! That's great!


Excellent shot of the rugrats.

Drew and I opted for the safer route.

Did he complain about that? Or was he excited about it?


Uh, oh. Dude. Watch your back.


I have seen that sign far, far too often.

We were in Fargo, North Dakota. Try to contain your enthusiasm.

I'm not having any trouble there.
Trust me.

After a few days of those sandwiches, even McDonald’s will start to look appealing.

Were the sandwiches moldy?
Otherwise...

Way back in the planning stages of this trip, I’d been scanning Google Maps (this is how I plan my route).

Ever done it with just plain ol' maps?
Back in the day...

I had thought Winnipeg was further to the west. Of course, when you live on the east coast, everything is further west.

Sounds legit.

Anyway, this was important because Winnipeg is the home of the world-renowned DISBoard Trip Reporter Supreme, @pkondz .

Oh, come on. There are many, many, many folks out there who are far more prolific and talented!

That’s far above and beyond the call of duty, but to his immense credit, he was willing to do it.

I was. And I would've.

He also said his daughter was willing to travel to the ends of the earth to eat spaetzle, so that helped with the decision.

::yes::

We both tried to make Winnipeg fit into the itinerary so he didn’t have to go so far, but no matter what routes I tried, I couldn’t make it work.

Yeah, we talked about that. But I totally get it.
It's like Disney. You can't do it all in one trip.

Knowing that pkondz’s work schedule can change on the fly, we hoped things would work out so we could meet for lunch.

<sigh>

In the end, his work schedule wasn’t the problem. As we got closer to the trip, he checked to confirm the date and realized he had a conflict—a friend’s daughter was graduating that day, and he had agreed to photograph the ceremony for them. So, rather than take the simple step of having the school cancel or re-schedule the ceremony and driving six hours to meet a stranger, he took the easy way out and kept his promise to his friend. Thanks a lot, pkondz. I see where I rate.

Excuse me?
EXCUSE ME??

I did indeed take those steps!
I suggested another photographer. "But we want you!!"
I suggested the school re-schedule. "I'm sorry, but who are you again?"
I even thought of calling in a bomb scare. But then I worried that the message wouldn't get out until I was already there... and then get trampled in the ensuing mad rush to the exits.
All to no avail.

We were both bummed we couldn’t make it work.

Still am.

As most of you know, pkondz is one of the most entertaining writers on this site, as well as perhaps the funniest.

Hardly. I think you have that honour.

I’ve greatly enjoyed getting to know him as I’ve read his TR’s,

Feeling's mutual.

and I think would have had a blast meeting him and his family over lunch while they checked their watches repeatedly wondering how much longer they had to spend with these idiots.

:lmao:

I hope one day we do get to meet up. Surely we’ll be back in Fargo many times over the coming years.

I'm so, so sorry if you are.

Ok, maybe not. And stop calling me Shirley.

Taking the fun out of it...

Anyway, we’ll figure it out.

Hope so!

So we all got root beers, and raised a glass in spirit to our missing DIS-friend.

:)

Not only was it a haven for Dad Jokes…

::yes::


I have to admit.
Either it wasn't there last time... or I simply missed it.
Otherwise I would've ordered it too.... plus maybe that poutine.

I humbly present the Bacon Flight:

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Literally. My mouth is watering.
Not kidding.

does bacon ever need any improvement?

Nope. But go ahead and try to improve it. I'll taste it to see.

Julie got a Hawaiian, I got a regular bratwurst (with onions and bbq sauce) and Dave shocked us all by ordering a Philly cheesesteak sausage.

All sound good to me.

Pkondz, thanks a million for steering us to this place.

:goodvibes Glad you liked it!

Now, let’s figure out a way to make this meet happen!

Yes!

When will you next be in Delaware?

I don't know. But I could see it happening some day.

After lunch, we had to drive across North Dakota.

You poor, poor, sods.

J.K. Rowling could not make this drive interesting.

Nope.

Steven Spielberg would struggle to make this drive interesting

He tried. But he wound up travelling a bit farther west...

The drive across North Dakota involves hours and hours of this:

gah. I know. oh Lord, I know.

We just tried to blast through the state as fast as we could

That's the only way to do it.

When it was time for the North Dakota representative to introduce himself, he stood and said, “North Dakota is so flat, it’s possible to stand on top of a beer can at one end of the state and see clear across the other side.”

Clearly a joke set up.
The truth is, you don't need to stand.

Later, the New Hampshire representative stood and said, “The highest point in New Hampshire is Mt. Washington, at an elevation of 6,289 feet. On an especially clear day, you can look way out to the west…and see some idiot standing on a beer can in North Dakota.”

<slow applause>

The only real highlight was that occasionally we’d see a field covered in yellow wildflowers,

That's canola. You probably use canola oil for cooking?

So we’ll just call Domino’s or whatever the local equivalent is, order pizza to the room, and send the kids to the pool.

I like this plan. I think I'll steal it for future reference.

In this case, I’d found a Holiday Inn Express just off the highway that had a big 3-story waterslide. Win.

Score.
Waterslide + kids = happy kids.


Cute pic of y'all!


:lmao:


Love this shot.

Typical pkondz, always being so selfish.

Hey!

Seriously. If he's not going to rearrange his whole life just to eat lunch with me, then he probably won't do it for anyone.

Well....

Well, he’ll admit right off that sanity is not necessarily his strong suit.

This is correct.

That is a known truth as well.

::yes::

Ehhh, cut him a break…
That’s about where we all rate you (even your kids I suspect)

:rotfl:

Now off to read the next chapter...
 
Want to know how we could tell our vacation was getting better? The morning started with Holiday Inn Express cinnamon rolls.


Mmmm…cinnamon rolls…

mmmmmm......

Hmm? What? Oh, sorry. My mind wandered a bit into the realm of gooey icing. I’m back.

Wait.... I'm not back yet.

mmmmmmmmm....











still not back.




















wait.












mmmmmmmmmmm




okay.

We got an early start, on the road somewhere between 7:00 and 7:30 a.m. Why? Well, you’ll never believe this, but we had a lot of ground to cover that day.

I believe you.

And in the middle of all the driving, we were going to try and do some actual sightseeing.

No way! This is possible???

As we drove west, the landscape finally began to change—we saw actual elevation changes!

:faint:

Yes, Drew is growing up fast, but he still has yet to master the art of looking at the camera for more than 0.3 seconds at a time.

:laughing:

Or even just sit still.

:lmao:

I guess you have to expect that after being cooped up in the van.

But they are, in their own way, quite striking visually.

::yes:: It's been a while, but I remember.

We didn’t have one for Drew, so we just fished out his pajama top. Fashion-wise, he can pull it off. Whereas people just look at me funny when I do it.

Me too.

I don't wear a pajama top... or any top when I sleep.
That might have something to do with it.

It was an old analog-style gas pump

Cool!

Then I had to go back and turn the crank to re-set the numbers on the gallons/price dial before I could start pumping.

Really! Wow. Didn't know any of those were still around.

It was only later that I found out I’d pulled up to the pump for premium, not regular gasoline. Oops.

Worth it.

On the tragic date of February 14, 1884, both his mother and his wife passed away. He marked the date with a large “X” in his diary and wrote one sentence: “The light has gone out of my life.”

Wow. That's pretty sad.

Sadly, Sarah decided that she was going to bow out of the Junior Ranger programs this year—just the latest of many signs that she’s growing up.

Oh, geez. Dude. I feel your pain.

And it’s happening way too fast and I can’t stop it from happening and I’m not ready for it and no I’m not crying and STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

:hug:

Prairie dogs. Lots and lots of prairie dogs.

Love those little guys. Can sit and watch 'em for hours.

Isn’t he cute? They’re pretty fascinating to watch.

::yes::

Don’t ask me what each call means, though—I don’t speak prairie dog.

I wonder. I have a dog... and I speak prairie....


Who took the picture???

Just a short way down the road, we found a herd of wild horses.

Cool! I don't think I've ever seen wild horses.

Wild horses travel in herds, right?

I looked it up! (although without reading ahead, maybe someone else has too)
It's a team or harras of horses.

my personal favorite: the “murder” of crows.

Heh. Mine too.

“Now, would you call this a herd, a gaggle, or a flock of a------s?”

:laughing:

We found another bison fairly close to the road, too.

And thank you for calling it a bison and not a buffalo.
Pet peeve of mine. We're not in Africa.

Sarah and Julie went to check out Teddy Roosevelt’s old cabin

Cool! What'd they think?

I wonder why they call it that?


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No idea. Probably a marketing ploy.

I’d been worried about how the kids would hold up on such a boring drive. Here’s a behind-the-scenes glimpse of our typical road trip:

Well, with one notable exception... they seem happy enough.

after decades of planning and debate (insert state highway engineer jokes here).

I think you just did.

I told Julie, “You know, you could have married any number of men who were richer or more good-looking than I am. But I bet none of them would have taken you here.”

And you'd be right. They'd fly her over the boring parts in their private jet.

Eventually, we crossed into Wyoming and then finally arrived at our next destination: Devils Tower National Monument.

Yes!! This has been on my bucket list since 1977.

The Tower has always been an iconic American landmark, but it was made even more so by Steven Spielberg’s 1977 movie Close Encounters Of The Third Kind, in which various people were drawn to this location as a meeting site for first contact with beings from another world.

::yes:: Loved that movie. It was the first (and for a very, very long time, the only) movie that I saw twice in the theatre.

They were from Delaware, not another planet. Sorry to disappoint you.

Dang.

They have six kids (3 adopted), which officially makes them crazier than we are. When we get together, it tends to be a little noisy.

Yikes! I bet!


Beautiful shot.

However, I would struggle to spend more than an hour or two here. You can hike all the way around the tower, but I didn’t see the need. It looks mostly the same from each angle. You drive up, and there it is. That’s about it. So it was a little different for me as compared to, say, the Grand Canyon, which I feel offers similar yet endlessly fascinating variations in the views you get in that park.

Still on the bucket list. But I had a feeling it would be like that.

Also, there wasn’t a single UFO in the sky, so that movie was full of crap.

:lmao:

Maybe I needed to hum the 5-note theme in order to get them to appear

Wait.... you didn't????

Admit it, you were just humming it, weren't you?

Well, someone had to!


Another great shot!
Reminds me of the scene where they crash through the barbed wire fence.

We were staying in Rapid City that evening.

Been there.... in '74.

· Making your kids shovel the driveway out from snow while you sip coffee inside.

::yes::

Making your kids mow the lawn in 90-degree weather while you sip ice-cold lemonade inside.

::yes::

· Basically, anything involving using your kids as slave labor.

::yes:: ::yes::

I think I could happily eat breakfast food for dinner for the rest of my life. I have no good answer as to why we don’t do it more often.

Good point. I never do.
I have no good reason not to.

I got a skillet featuring all my favorites: eggs, hashbrowns, thick slices of bacon, and French toast. What more do you need?

Sausage.

Sarah ordered the exact same meal I did. I think she finished it first, too. You do not want to get between this young woman and her breakfast food. Also, I really miss teenage metabolism.

<sigh> No kidding.


Those things are huge!

We are happy to award the Millstone Family Restaurant a Drooling Homer Award for Excellence in Unpretentious Dining.

Good to know! Must try to remember... and go!
 
Well, I followed along with the live updates on the airport saga and then heard about it on the podcast. So while I did go back and read through the updates, I'm not going to comment on everything. I just want to say that whole wait sucked. As if you didn't already know that. I feel for you and I'm sorry Dave missed his ball game. This is why I prefer to drive if it is feasible, not that 3/4 of the way across the country really is feasible. I did like your alternate universe rundown of the trip that didn't happen though!

Want to know how we could tell our vacation was getting better? The morning started with Holiday Inn Express cinnamon rolls.


Mmmm…cinnamon rolls…
:thumbsup2
 


I'm probably a chapter or two behind, but at least I'll get these quotes in:

I took a photo of the gate because it reminded me of Monsters University.

You know what? I'll bet that's where they filmed the movie!!

Upon entering the park, we were immediately put on alert by the elaborate warning system.

Have a nice day. And that's an order.

It’s a nice, quiet spot, and several people were taking the opportunity to wade in the Mississippi on a hot summer day.

Okay, so how many people do you figure, um, add to the volume of the Mississippi at that spot. I mean, spit in it, of course.

We were in Fargo, North Dakota. Try to contain your enthusiasm.

Steer clear of wood chippers. (Referring about the movie, not the tv show.)

They had a bacon flight!

What a great idea. I'm surprised more places don't do that!
 
I like that place. It makes me feel warm and gooey inside. I guess that's appropriate.

Yep, that's pretty much the goal of eating icing.

The sign itself looks like it was just plopped in the middle of a big grassy field, almost as an afterthought “here, let’s stick a national park sign here, we’ve got nothing better to do”. But the next picture makes up for it. Beautiful place.

You wouldn't have to go far to be in the middle of nowhere!

That’s not fair at all. We should protest. Last time I was home I was at a touristy shop and saw a Star Wars themed shirt. It was a moose (because of course it was, it was a Canadian tourist shop, so chances are you’re getting a moose or a beaver) and the moose had on a Darth Vader helmet with the quote “may the forest be with you”. I really wanted it, but it was a pajama top and I figured I couldn’t pull it off.

You know what? We have no one left to impress. I say go with it.

I hear you. I’ve been there once with my 16 year old. Soon to be there again with my 9 year old. Then what?? :sad:

How does this keep happening??

They are pretty cute. Being from the east coast, I had never seen one until last summer I went to western Canada (Calgary) and saw them a few times. I can understand how people who live with then all the time consider them pests though, because they so seem a bit destructive tearing up the grass.

Well, I guess they do aerate the soil for you. Put it this way: I'd much rather have these guys than moles.

One of the more interesting ones is a “parliament of owls”. Our Canadian parliament is similar to your congress. It’s where all our politicians sit and do whatever governments apparently do. According to google, a group of owls was called a parliament because they are wise. All I know is that if I was naming a group of animals after a bunch of politicians, owls are not the first animal that comes to mind!

Would you call them a flock of a------s? :rotfl2:

I think it’s very cool, but I actually have a degree in geology, so I guess I’m a bit weird anyway! Too bad there was no UFO. Maybe next time…

It's even cooler at Arches, Bryce Canyon, and the Grand Canyon! Can you believe people actually climb this thing?

Regrettably, I have mastered neither of these.

In truth, I had to buy my kids off.

Oh my






oops, sorry, I got distracted licking the screen. I need more stuff like this in my life. Of course, without the teenage metabolism, my waistline would not thank me.

You can never go wrong with breakfast for dinner! Always a great choice.

Very cool pictures of your family at the NPs. But all I'll remember is how much I love breakfast for dinner too! I hope your kids like it as much as you and Julie.

I'll just say this: don't get between anyone in this family and our breakfast food. We will annihilate breakfast food.


Hey! Quit it!

He is rather cute. Nice shot!

Awww, look at you gettin' all artsy fartsy! Admiration where admiration is due.

I will have to give credit to Julie for these. I just put them up for display.

So, did you have to know that little piece of trivia to pass your P.E. Exam or as a minimum requirement for DelDot?

Actually, I had no idea until I read that article that I linked to.:rotfl:

Dang you're lucky!

Lucky that she hasn't divorced me yet? YUP.

Yes, but it was full of mashed potatoes too.

Mmmm...mashed taters....
 
Great update!

I was in awe when we saw the badlands areas of TRNP on our trip last summer. I had been as a kid, but did not remember such dramatic scenery (of course, I adored scenic vistas just about as much as most kids ... :rolleyes:).

Devil's Tower is just in the middle of nowhere, isn't it?

Drew lining up for his up for his ranger badge with the big kids cracks me up... what a cutie!

I am looking forward to your next update and can't wait to see what you & Julie thought of the tour!
 


Correct!

Oh – by the way…
Iiiiiiii’m Baaaaaack…

Welcome back! Not in a creepy Poltergeist way, either.

I’d love to see the sketch. I find good ideas in your loops that I can barrow bits of here and there.
I keep wanting to do a grand loop or three but being limited to only about one week off at a time makes it hard just to even get to points I’ve not been to yet and still see anything appreciable. I’ve got a good Gulf loop and a good Mid-Atlantic one mostly planed out but again they’d be pretty hard slogs without a few more days added into the mix.

Yeah, being limited to one week at a time sure would make it harder. Still, even in a week you could probably hit some strategic places.

I’ll see if I can put together some good info on it for you and send it on up.
My brother’s family actually holds annual passes for the place so I’ll see if I can get some of his incites on the place as well.

Thanks! I looked up the website and it looked like the family rafting was limited to people who bought the all-day pass or whatever it was. That makes it a little less feasible economically.

A wagon would have been a bit better, but we did have free range of the back seat, floor and back window ledge of Momma’s 1966 Olds F-85 (how different things are now). Reading was useful, but we also did a lot of license-plate & vehicle-type bingo. Ma’ also made up a lot of printed sheets for the game Battleship, and that passed a lot of time. Discussions of family history, sing-alongs & searching for stuff on the transistor radios we’d gotten for Christmas (as if they knew we’d be traveling later on) rounded out most of the entertainment.

I’ll tell ya’ another odd one… way back then, Howard Johnson’s was actually pretty good food and a reliably consistent place to stop for a meal on the road. At the time they printed the kid’s menus on card stock that had punch out panels to construct various objects. You know - the old: fold along dotted line and slip flap-A into slot-B kind’a thing. The coolest versions on that trip came with the parts to assemble a biplane or an Apollo lunar Lander. Toys to build, play with and even destroy (cause you’d probably get another one fairly soon), and they were basically free.

Vehicle bingo! We had that, too. And we still play the license plate game with the kids.

I remember eating some quality meals at Howard Johnson's as a kid. Never got any cool models to build, though. Sounds like I missed out.

Well, you can still do Jersey, but you gott’a put on waders first.

But why would you want to?:confused3

No musicians among your young’ens, I take it.

Let me defend these geeky collectives just a bit here by saying that what the good ones are doing these days is nothing like what you and I may remember from our school days (of course it’s also taken more seriously in some states and areas over others). Now a days it’s more a cross between Broadway, pageantry and in some instances - a circus act.

Julie is a former band geek. Played trumpet. She also plays electric and string bass (but not in a marching band--that would be tiring). Scott does piano and Dave plays guitar but they're kind of half-hearted about it.

Cool, three hours for you would have us meeting pretty much in Alexandria, VA.
I’ll let you know the next time I’m headed there.

:thumbsup2 D.C. is always a great day trip for us.

Good point…
Have you encountered any bad brew pubs on your travels?

Not that I can recall!

Pretty much...

Case in point:

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That – is “Pork two Ways” as served at the California grill over at the Contemporary and is what I had for our “official” 25th anniversary dinner. What you’ve got there is two grilled Tenderloins on the left and Lacquered Pork Belly (aka: heavenly bacon) on the right, serve over a Cheese Polenta with Wild Mushrooms and an Apple-Raisin Mostarda sauce.

Maybe a little bit “pretentious” but I cannot even begin to explain just how good this stuff was; easily one of the best meals I’ve ever run across.

Whenever I've looked at the California Grill menu, I've always had a hard time identifying dishes that I would actually eat. I do believe I'd give this one a go! Pork and bacon...definitely. Cheese polenta--I'd probably be ok. Mushrooms? No, thanks. Never been a fan of eating fungus. And get those dead grapes outta here, too!

Ahhhh…
Then he’d have found several things to like at the Food & Wine Festival.

I guess we'll just have to try it out, then!

Nope…
North-Central Texas was no better.
Actually the “Front Range” of Colorado is pretty unspectacular as well.

There's no escape! Not even in Canada!

It’s not the flatness so much as the lack of visual interest that makes driving a mite more tedious out that way.

Yep, sounds like Delaware.

I see you’ve gotten a new chapter up.
I like to take my time reading your stuff so I’ll comment on that one separately; probably tomorrow or the next.

Good luck! Hope you survive!
 
I believe I know what's coming.

Really? Am I that predictable?

Nice. Plus you get to say "Bemidji" again.

Bemidji!


Thanks.

I coulda loaned you a dog kennel.

At this point, I'd try just about anything!

:laughing: Of course! It's an absolute must!

These are important souvenirs.

Haven't seen it. But the movie was great.

The movie is great. So is the TV show, and I was shocked. When I first heard of a show set in the same universe as the movie (different characters, though), I thought it was a stupid idea. Darned if they didn't pull it off.

I don't think they need convincing.

I think every dad spends time there.

So you were looking at ijdimeB?

Nicely done!

Oh, man. I hear that. When the DDs were 4 & 8, we drove to WDW. On the drive back, there were some accidents on the highway. Our 6.5 hour drive became... 14 hours.

:faint: That's just...wrong.

That is seriously cool to see that.

We thought it was a great stop!

Done.
I got 2316' and 4".

But I just eyeballed it so I may be off by an inch or two.

Close enough for government work.

Did you accidentally wind up in Canada after all?

Well, everyone seemed awfully nice.

2252 it is. It's carved in a tree stump. That makes it official.

I guess I'd better edit the chapter.

Whoa. The power.

Hang on for dear life!

:laughing: Never would've thought of that! That's great!

I love coming up with stupid stuff like that to remember our vacation days.

Excellent shot of the rugrats.

Thanks! They're almost all looking in the same direction!

Did he complain about that? Or was he excited about it?

He originally wanted to walk on the rocks like the big kids, but didn't put up much of a fight. The bridge was cool, too.

Uh, oh. Dude. Watch your back.

It had to happen sooner or later.

I have seen that sign far, far too often.

I'm so, so sorry.

I'm not having any trouble there.
Trust me.

Can't imagine why not.

Were the sandwiches moldy?
Otherwise...

Well, our sandwiches don't come with french fries.

Ever done it with just plain ol' maps?
Back in the day...

Still do! I go to the local AAA office and get maps and guidebooks for every state we visit. I love reading maps. I think maps are just a guy thing.

Oh, come on. There are many, many, many folks out there who are far more prolific and talented!

But I probably don't read all of them!:rotfl:

I was. And I would've.

And I appreciate it. Since we missed out here, we'll just have to plan a meet at Aulani.

Yeah, we talked about that. But I totally get it.
It's like Disney. You can't do it all in one trip.

True. We were already covering 3,600 miles on our loop! I need to explore Canada someday, though. Especially the Canadian Rockies.

Excuse me?
EXCUSE ME??

I did indeed take those steps!
I suggested another photographer. "But we want you!!"
I suggested the school re-schedule. "I'm sorry, but who are you again?"
I even thought of calling in a bomb scare. But then I worried that the message wouldn't get out until I was already there... and then get trampled in the ensuing mad rush to the exits.
All to no avail.

Well, I stand corrected. If you were willing to fake a terrorist threat, then there's nothing more I could have asked you to do. Except fake your own death. Which might have freaked Ruby out, but I'm sure she would have laughed about it afterwards.

Still am.

:thumbsup2 Me too.

Hardly. I think you have that honour.

Well, thank you. All I know is, I laugh a great deal reading your TR's. With mine, I just hope nobody notices the jokes I'm recycling from past TR's.

Feeling's mutual.

:goodvibes

I'm so, so sorry if you are.

As an Eagle fan, I think I'll be greeted warmly. Our new quarterback is from North Dakota and is taking the league by storm.

Taking the fun out of it...

Relax, and enjoy your flight. Also, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

I have to admit.
Either it wasn't there last time... or I simply missed it.
Otherwise I would've ordered it too.... plus maybe that poutine.

That poutine does sound really good. But, bacon.

Literally. My mouth is watering.
Not kidding.

Me too! That's a powerful photo.

Nope. But go ahead and try to improve it. I'll taste it to see.

I did quite like the brown sugar coating. Mmm...

All sound good to me.

And they all were!

:goodvibes Glad you liked it!

Great place! I'm glad we tried it out.

I don't know. But I could see it happening some day.

Why? Are you planning to get lost?

You poor, poor, sods.

Fire up that DVD player.

He tried. But he wound up travelling a bit farther west...

Well, he needed SOMETHING to put on film.

gah. I know. oh Lord, I know.

So...flat...

That's the only way to do it.

Thank goodness the speed limit is 80 mph.

Clearly a joke set up.
The truth is, you don't need to stand.

Could I kneel? I think I could.

<slow applause>

You haven't lived until you've achieve the slow clap.

That's canola. You probably use canola oil for cooking?

Why, yes! Interesting.

Actually, I don't use it, because there's no use for canola oil when microwaving a hot dog or ordering a pizza. But I'm sure Julie has used it.

I like this plan. I think I'll steal it for future reference.

Steal away! I do it all the time.

Score.
Waterslide + kids = happy kids.

Yes. Kids, yes.

Cute pic of y'all!

Thanks!:goodvibes

Love this shot.

Me too. I'm glad he trusts me so much. I wouldn't.
 
Want to know how we could tell our vacation was getting better? The morning started with Holiday Inn Express cinnamon rolls.


Mmmm…cinnamon rolls…

Pictures or it didn't happen. :rolleyes1

Yes, Drew is growing up fast, but he still has yet to master the art of looking at the camera for more than 0.3 seconds at a time.

Someday he is going to loathe those pictures, but then again any kid who takes pride in "burping in his pants", might actually be proud of his lack of ability to pay attention.

“Badlands” are termed as such because of the lack of water features. The foreboding, dry sandstone formations seem to insure that no farming is possible here, hence they’re “bad lands” for settling.

Thanks for clarifying that. I always thought it was where nefarious characters lurked.

It was an old analog-style gas pump, and I had to run inside the convenience store to give them the pump number and tell them to turn it on for me. Then I had to go back and turn the crank to re-set the numbers on the gallons/price dial before I could start pumping.

I would have not even have known what to do in that case.

Sadly, Sarah decided that she was going to bow out of the Junior Ranger programs this year—just the latest of many signs that she’s growing up.

It's gotta happen eventually. Just wait until she wants to start dating! :eek:

Prairie dogs. Lots and lots of prairie dogs.

They are so cute!!!!!!

It was a little windy up there, but the view was nice.

Great picture! And you can tell it was windy!

The Tower cuts a striking, imposing figure. You can see it from miles around, and it just stands out.

It's definitely something that stands out.

Also, there wasn’t a single UFO in the sky, so that movie was full of crap.

:rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl:

Millstone is a diner, with a typical large diner menu full of comfort food. I saw the words “Breakfast Served All Day” and keyed right in on that part of the menu.

Sounds fantastic!

Also, I really miss teenage metabolism.

Don't we all????
 
Wait.... I'm not back yet.

mmmmmmmmm....











still not back.




















wait.












mmmmmmmmmmm




okay.

:rotfl2::lmao::rotfl:

Now that's how you take a joke way over the top and down the other side.

No way! This is possible???

After 5 days, anything is possible.!

I guess you have to expect that after being cooped up in the van.

And he's two. It's just constant movement.

::yes:: It's been a while, but I remember.

It was a really beautiful place. Who knew that could happen in North Dakota?

Me too.

I don't wear a pajama top... or any top when I sleep.
That might have something to do with it.

:eek:

Where's my mental floss?

Really! Wow. Didn't know any of those were still around.

Me neither! I had to pause for a bit to remember how to operate it.

Worth it.

I dunno. It was set at tourist trap prices.

Wow. That's pretty sad.

Yeah. Brutal time in his life. I can understand why he'd just want to get away from everything.

Oh, geez. Dude. I feel your pain.

She just started high school this year. I feel like that happened so quickly.

Love those little guys. Can sit and watch 'em for hours.

They're pretty fascinating. Helps that they're cute.

I wonder. I have a dog... and I speak prairie....

:rotfl2:

Who took the picture???

A biker in a group that was up on the hill with us. He did a good job!

Cool! I don't think I've ever seen wild horses.

I think that's the first time we've encountered them on our travels.

I looked it up! (although without reading ahead, maybe someone else has too)
It's a team or harras of horses.

Gotcha. I don't think I've ever heard of a "harras". I would suspect it was a Canadian invention but there's no extra "u" in there.

Heh. Mine too.

We're sick.

And thank you for calling it a bison and not a buffalo.
Pet peeve of mine. We're not in Africa.

I had always used them interchangeably until being corrected at Yellowstone last year.

Cool! What'd they think?

I don't think they spent much time. It was a cabin. So it had everything you'd expect to find in a cabin.

No idea. Probably a marketing ploy.

That's gotta be it. Do you think they'll let me live in Montana?

Well, with one notable exception... they seem happy enough.

He probably needed a nap. And the others are ignoring us, which is par for the course.

I think you just did.

Oh, good. I let myself off easy.

And you'd be right. They'd fly her over the boring parts in their private jet.

Exactly. Don't let her meet those guys.

Yes!! This has been on my bucket list since 1977.

That's a pretty specific date...

::yes:: Loved that movie. It was the first (and for a very, very long time, the only) movie that I saw twice in the theatre.

I don't know if anyone can match Spielberg when he's cooking on all burners.

Beautiful shot.

Thank you, sir.

Still on the bucket list. But I had a feeling it would be like that.

It's not a big park. The hardest part is just getting there!

Wait.... you didn't????

I was afraid people would look at me funny.

You're right, poor excuse.

Well, someone had to!

Thanks for picking me up.

Another great shot!
Reminds me of the scene where they crash through the barbed wire fence.

Julie made me stop so she could get that one. She's proud of it.:thumbsup2

Been there.... in '74.

I doubt it's changed a ton. Probably more KFC's and gas stations.

Good point. I never do.
I have no good reason not to.

It's hard to improve on breakfast for dinner. Always satisfying.


But there's bacon!

<sigh> No kidding.

Of course, this doesn't stop me from continuing to eat like I have teenage metabolism.

Those things are huge!

We had a good laugh when the waitress set them in front of Scotty!

Good to know! Must try to remember... and go!

Great down-home breakfast food!

Well, I followed along with the live updates on the airport saga and then heard about it on the podcast. So while I did go back and read through the updates, I'm not going to comment on everything. I just want to say that whole wait sucked. As if you didn't already know that. I feel for you and I'm sorry Dave missed his ball game. This is why I prefer to drive if it is feasible, not that 3/4 of the way across the country really is feasible. I did like your alternate universe rundown of the trip that didn't happen though!

For the most part, I don't have issues like that with flying! It was just one of those days that was out of our control and everything went wrong. I made it up to Dave by taking him to a Phillies game last week. He even got a ball from batting practice!
 
Really? Am I that predictable?

Nah. I've got a trick knee that tells me what's coming.

Bemidji!


Thanks.

Bemidji! You're welcome.

At this point, I'd try just about anything!

I have a straight jacket too... but Ruby won't let me out of it.

When I first heard of a show set in the same universe as the movie (different characters, though), I thought it was a stupid idea. Darned if they didn't pull it off.

That's just what I read last night.
It's in Rolling Stones 100 best TV shows of all time.

:faint: That's just...wrong.

While it was a long drive, the kids were fantastic. I was really impressed. At around the 8 or 9 hour mark I saw a Walmart and veered off so they could pick a new DVD to buy.

I love coming up with stupid stuff like that to remember our vacation days.

::yes:: You excel at stupid!

Well, our sandwiches don't come with french fries.

I need to get into the car rental business. I have ideas.
"And with every rental, you have a deep fryer installed in the back that heats the oil as you drive so when you stop it's ready to go."

Still do! I go to the local AAA office and get maps and guidebooks for every state we visit. I love reading maps. I think maps are just a guy thing.

Me too! (Point of interest, up here it's the CAA.)

But I probably don't read all of them!:rotfl:

So you only read mine. Gotcha.

Since we missed out here, we'll just have to plan a meet at Aulani.

oooohh...... Yes!

I need to explore Canada someday, though. Especially the Canadian Rockies.

You'll get a sneak peak in part two of my TR.

there's nothing more I could have asked you to do. Except fake your own death. Which might have freaked Ruby out, but I'm sure she would have laughed about it afterwards.

That sentence would be 100% accurate if you just removed the word "afterwards".

All I know is, I laugh a great deal reading your TR's. With mine, I just hope nobody notices the jokes I'm recycling from past TR's.

I laugh at yours quite a bit too.

Relax, and enjoy your flight. Also, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

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That poutine does sound really good. But, bacon.

I did say "maybe".

Why? Are you planning to get lost?

Yup. I'm told to. All. The. Time.

Thank goodness the speed limit is 80 mph.

Needs to be faster.




A lot faster.








A lot.

Could I kneel? I think I could.

I would, but.... remember the trick knee?

Me too. I'm glad he trusts me so much. I wouldn't.

He's still young. Give him time.
 
I'm probably a chapter or two behind, but at least I'll get these quotes in:

Don't worry! I think I still have to check in on your last update, too.

You know what? I'll bet that's where they filmed the movie!!

Hey, I think you're right!:rotfl2:

Have a nice day. And that's an order.

It's what we do with the kids on our trips. You WILL HAVE FUN!

Okay, so how many people do you figure, um, add to the volume of the Mississippi at that spot. I mean, spit in it, of course.

:rotfl: Well, Drew was there, so at least one.

Steer clear of wood chippers. (Referring about the movie, not the tv show.)

Oh, man. That scene...

What a great idea. I'm surprised more places don't do that!

Adding bacon to the menu is never a bad idea.

I was in awe when we saw the badlands areas of TRNP on our trip last summer. I had been as a kid, but did not remember such dramatic scenery (of course, I adored scenic vistas just about as much as most kids ... :rolleyes:).

If there was one part of North Dakota that was worth visiting, that was it!

Devil's Tower is just in the middle of nowhere, isn't it?

Yes. Holy cow, yes it is.

Drew lining up for his up for his ranger badge with the big kids cracks me up... what a cutie!

Typical spoiled youngest kid...doesn't do any work himself!

I am looking forward to your next update and can't wait to see what you & Julie thought of the tour!

Ah, I see you're already aware of where we're headed.

Pictures or it didn't happen. :rolleyes1

I think the cinnamon rolls disappeared way too quickly for the cameras to come out.

Someday he is going to loathe those pictures, but then again any kid who takes pride in "burping in his pants", might actually be proud of his lack of ability to pay attention.

Nah, he's a guy. He won't care. And he'll still think "burping in his pants" is hilarious.

Thanks for clarifying that. I always thought it was where nefarious characters lurked.

Look at you, getting all edu-ma-cated and stuff.

I would have not even have known what to do in that case.

I'm sure you would have figured it out!

It's gotta happen eventually. Just wait until she wants to start dating! :eek:

Don't even think that! I refuse to allow it!

They are so cute!!!!!!

Aren't they?

Great picture! And you can tell it was windy!

Just a bit.

It's definitely something that stands out.

I mean, there's nothing else to look at out there.

Sounds fantastic!

Mmm...breakfast for dinner...

Don't we all????

::yes::
 
He also developed a fierce conservationist streak and became a huge proponent of the National Parks later in his presidency.

And more than a few of his Rough Riders met him in the Badlands. BUULLLY!

Millstone is a diner, with a typical large diner menu full of comfort food. I saw the words “Breakfast Served All Day” and keyed right in on that part of the menu. I got a skillet featuring all my favorites: eggs, hashbrowns, thick slices of bacon, and French toast. What more do you need?

Sorry, but after about 11:00, maybe 11:30 breakfast is a no go for me. Please forgive me. Looked good though and if that was in the morning, I would be all in.

Pretty much...

Case in point:

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That – is “Pork two Ways” as served at the California grill over at the Contemporary and is what I had for our “official” 25th anniversary dinner. What you’ve got there is two grilled Tenderloins on the left and Lacquered Pork Belly (aka: heavenly bacon) on the right, serve over a Cheese Polenta with Wild Mushrooms and an Apple-Raisin Mostarda sauce.

Maybe a little bit “pretentious” but I cannot even begin to explain just how good this stuff was; easily one of the best meals I’ve ever run across.

Second that bad boy. Had it my last two times at CG. Oh, my, Deity of Choice, that is good eating. Not a big fan of polenta but the Pirate Princess chastised me for licking my plate clean.
 
I’ll get to the chapter in a minute, but first…


Thanks! I looked up the website and it looked like the family rafting was limited to people who bought the all-day pass or whatever it was. That makes it a little less feasible economically.
I suspected that might be a problem. Especially with six of ya’.
I’ll try to keep that in mind with my other suggestions but I’ll probably make ‘em anyway and just know that you’ll be ignoring most of them out of necessity.


Julie is a former band geek. Played trumpet.
I played various reeds back in school myself (wrong choice, but I didn’t know it till it was too late to change). My boy works trombones and baritones but he’s had to learn nearly everything as he intends to teach them.


She also plays electric and string bass (but not in a marching band--that would be tiring)
Actualy…
That’s not as unlikely as you might think, now-a-days. WCU fields an entire rhythm section on a movable scaffold every season. Our local HS is doing a show this year based on Tchaikovsky’s 4th symphony, and they’re using a string bass for some of the movements. They just park it up front with the keyboards, mallets, tympanis and aux-percusion.


:thumbsup2 D.C. is always a great day trip for us.
And Philly, and Baltimore
Lucky you.


Whenever I've looked at the California Grill menu, I've always had a hard time identifying dishes that I would actually eat. I do believe I'd give this one a go! Pork and bacon...definitely. Cheese polenta--I'd probably be ok. Mushrooms? No, thanks. Never been a fan of eating fungus. And get those dead grapes outta here, too!
If you get there, your’ just gonn’a have to trust me on this one.
I’m not a big fan of “shrooms” either, but I’ve been making attempts recently to try stuff I think I don’t like and these (when mixed with other parts of the dish) were surprisingly good.

As for the dead grapes, there aren’t any persay…
They’re a component of the sauce while it’s being put together and are strained out prior to plating. The result is just a very fine dark sauce that mixes amazingly with the rest of the flavors. It has a taste all its own and if not told, I’d have had no idea that raisins were even a part of the perpetration.


Good luck! Hope you survive!
Reading your stuff ain’t much of a challenge.
It’s writing and then suffering through my stuff that reeks.

(I did make myself finish a chapter, but I want to get a couple more done before I even cinsider inflicting any of it onto anyone else.)


Second that bad boy. Had it my last two times at CG. Oh, my, Deity of Choice, that is good eating. Not a big fan of polenta but the Pirate Princess chastised me for licking my plate clean.
Good stuff. I had them bring extra bread to solve that plate cleaning problem.
Were we at home… the dish would have been up off the table.



Now then…
Back to the actual chapter update.






Hmm? What? Oh, sorry. My mind wandered a bit into the realm of gooey icing. I’m back.
it is its own kind of quicksand…


So, how many trays of ‘em did y’all abscond with?


Yes, Drew is growing up fast, but he still has yet to master the art of looking at the camera for more than 0.3 seconds at a time.


Or even just sit still.
May never happen, either.


We didn’t have one for Drew, so we just fished out his pajama top. Fashion-wise, he can pull it off. Whereas people just look at me funny when I do it.
Worse if I were to do it…
I don’t have any pajamas, much less tops.
Best I don’t try that particular fashion exercise.


It was an old analog-style gas pump…
No pressing need to upgrade the equipment, I suspect.


It was only later that I found out I’d pulled up to the pump for premium, not regular gasoline. Oops.
Probably catch a lot of city slickers with that little trick.


I suspect the purveyors just sit inside and laugh when folks pull up to the end pump like that.


Theodore Roosevelt first visited this area in 1883 while on a buffalo hunt, and liked the area so much he bought a ranch there. On the tragic date of February 14, 1884, both his mother and his wife passed away. He marked the date with a large “X” in his diary and wrote one sentence: “The light has gone out of my life.” Overcome with grief, he returned to the area and lived in solitude at his ranch. He credited his time spent here, living alone in the wilderness, as being incredibly vital in his development as a leader and in his learning to live with grief. He also developed a fierce conservationist streak and became a huge proponent of the National Parks later in his presidency.
A very complex fell’a, TR was; many seemingly incongruent sides to him.


Sadly, Sarah decided that she was going to bow out of the Junior Ranger programs this year
Not surprised, actually.


just the latest of many signs that she’s growing up. And it’s happening way too fast and I can’t stop it from happening and I’m not ready for it and no I’m not crying and STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!
I’ve got a list full of lies that folks have offered me that are supposed to make you feel better…
There about as useful as a nat’s fart, but you can have ‘em if you want ‘em.


The field appeared to be moving. Or rather, lots of pieces of it appeared that way.
Indy, why does the floor move?


Lots and lots of prairie dogs.
Prairie dogs … Why’d it have to be prairie dogs?


Don’t ask me what each call means, though—I don’t speak prairie dog.
Squeaky, uh, squeak, squeaker, squeakin'.


We watched for a while and then drove into the badlands. My research had suggested that first-time visitors drive in a counter-clockwise fashion, so that’s what we did.
Always go left.


Wild horses travel in herds, right?
Seem to be the consensus.
Were it ponies or colts, then it’d been either a String or a Rake.


It also never fails to bring to mind a great line from the TV show Justified, when our hero stumbles upon a meeting of various bad guys and remarks to his partner, “Now, would you call this a herd, a gaggle, or a flock of a------s?”
I do believe that would have been a Festering of a------s.
Or maybe a “suffocation”



Once back at the visitor center, Sarah and Julie went to check out Teddy Roosevelt’s old cabin
Is it the actual or a recreation?
Just curious.


Here’s a behind-the-scenes glimpse of our typical road trip:
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Looks like pretty much every one’s kid’s reaction to the driving part of road trips.


Then I did a search basically asking, “Is Route 7 in Montana paved?”
Trick question...
You didn’t specify what it was paved with.



For years, the town of Ekalaka, Montana had been the only county seat in the U.S. that didn’t have a paved road running through it.
Somehow I suspect that something was actually lost when this was no longer true.


I had another moment of panic before deciding that Google was probably more up-to-date than the GPS unit. I hoped.
I get around this situation by not carrying a GPS with me.
That way it never contradicts my map research.

(and I’m forced to take either the blame or credit for the outcome)


(insert more obligatory state highway worker jokes here).
That’s like rooting for the Yankees…
Too easy and requires neither commitment nor thought.

Besides… it’s really only fair to blame you for all of the problems in Delaware.
Right?


While driving on the unpaved, torn-up road in the middle of nowhere, I told Julie, “You know, you could have married any number of men who were richer or more good-looking than I am. But I bet none of them would have taken you here.”
Quite the tactical risk you took right there.


Eventually, we crossed into Wyoming and then finally arrived at our next destination: Devils Tower National Monument.
If everything's ready here on the Dark Side of the Moon...
play the five tones.


We drove up to the visitor center and met up with some friends. They were from Delaware, not another planet.
That may still qualify.


They have six kids (3 adopted), which officially makes them crazier than we are.
Only by a third.


Also, there wasn’t a single UFO in the sky, so that movie was full of crap.
The nerve gas was preventing you from perceiving them.


Maybe I needed to hum the 5-note theme in order to get them to appear.
But did you know what a quaver was before you saw the movie?


The kids got their Junior Ranger badges. With so many kids at the desk, Drew hopped right in line and got his very own badge without having to do any work, once again proving every theory you’ve ever had about the youngest kid being spoiled rotten.
Yeah, that story checks out.


Among the very best of these underrated pleasures is: breakfast for dinner.
We do this all the time.
It’s probably our favorite family dinner.

(well… Bad Mac may come in first, but it’s a close second)


I think I could happily eat breakfast food for dinner for the rest of my life.
I’m usually not that hungry in the morning, so having it latter just improves the taste


I got a skillet featuring all my favorites: eggs, hashbrowns, thick slices of bacon, and French toast.
A good start…


What more do you need?
Grits


I really miss teenage metabolism.
Preaching to the choir on that one.



Coming Up Next:
A Rope Drop that’s even more vital than the Magic Kingdom.
Missile Command doesn’t take excuses.
 
Nah. I've got a trick knee that tells me what's coming.

Cool! Does it also tell you when it will rain? Or does your window do that?

Bemidji! You're welcome.

BEMIDJI!! It's like a war cry.

I have a straight jacket too... but Ruby won't let me out of it.

I can't say I blame her.

That's just what I read last night.
It's in Rolling Stones 100 best TV shows of all time.

I'd rank it high. It's got the same quirky style as the movie, though, so it's not for everyone.

While it was a long drive, the kids were fantastic. I was really impressed. At around the 8 or 9 hour mark I saw a Walmart and veered off so they could pick a new DVD to buy.

That's cool. My kids travel really well, too. It's rewarding when they hit a bad situation and tough it out or make the best of it instead of complaining.

::yes:: You excel at stupid!

:thanks:





HEY!! WAIT A MINUTE!!

I need to get into the car rental business. I have ideas.
"And with every rental, you have a deep fryer installed in the back that heats the oil as you drive so when you stop it's ready to go."

Ever see Anchorman 2? It's not that great, but the early scene of them driving in an RV carrying a deep-fryer, bag of bowling balls, and terrarium full of scorpions made me laugh. I'll have to see if I can find it.

Me too! (Point of interest, up here it's the CAA.)

Well, that stands to reason.

So you only read mine. Gotcha.

And a select few others. I just don't have the time to keep up with everyone.

oooohh...... Yes!

:thumbsup2

You'll get a sneak peak in part two of my TR.

I'm looking forward to it!:hyper:

That sentence would be 100% accurate if you just removed the word "afterwards".

:rotfl2::rotfl2:

I laugh at yours quite a bit too.

Oh, good. That beats the alternative.


I love that movie.

I did say "maybe".

Indeed you did.

Yup. I'm told to. All. The. Time.

But do you ever listen?

Needs to be faster.




A lot faster.








A lot.

I can't argue with you there.

I would, but.... remember the trick knee?

Ah. So it doesn't do every trick.

He's still young. Give him time.

I'm sure I'll screw it up somehow.

And more than a few of his Rough Riders met him in the Badlands. BUULLLY!

Also true. Talk about an interesting life.

Sorry, but after about 11:00, maybe 11:30 breakfast is a no go for me. Please forgive me. Looked good though and if that was in the morning, I would be all in.

I think you're the first person I've ever met who doesn't like breakfast for dinner. You're not a Communist, are you?

Second that bad boy. Had it my last two times at CG. Oh, my, Deity of Choice, that is good eating. Not a big fan of polenta but the Pirate Princess chastised me for licking my plate clean.

Two DIS Dad recommendations. I might need to seek this out.
 
I suspected that might be a problem. Especially with six of ya’.
I’ll try to keep that in mind with my other suggestions but I’ll probably make ‘em anyway and just know that you’ll be ignoring most of them out of necessity.

Yeah, it's hard. Multiplying the admission price times 6 gets old pretty quickly.

I played various reeds back in school myself (wrong choice, but I didn’t know it till it was too late to change). My boy works trombones and baritones but he’s had to learn nearly everything as he intends to teach them.

That's...pretty cool, actually. I was in the high school chorus. Had a great time there. The men's choir in particular was a source of great amusement. Especially in our battles at competitions to out-score the women's choir.

Actualy…
That’s not as unlikely as you might think, now-a-days. WCU fields an entire rhythm section on a movable scaffold every season. Our local HS is doing a show this year based on Tchaikovsky’s 4th symphony, and they’re using a string bass for some of the movements. They just park it up front with the keyboards, mallets, tympanis and aux-percusion.

That makes a lot more sense. Can you imagine marching with that thing?

And Philly, and Baltimore
Lucky you.

As the saying goes, there's a lot to do in Delaware!:rotfl2: D.C. is our favorite to visit out of the three.

If you get there, your’ just gonn’a have to trust me on this one.
I’m not a big fan of “shrooms” either, but I’ve been making attempts recently to try stuff I think I don’t like and these (when mixed with other parts of the dish) were surprisingly good.

That's admirable. I'm fairly set in my ways with food--if I've tried it before and hated it, I highly doubt I'm going to change my mind. And I just don't care for mushrooms.

As for the dead grapes, there aren’t any persay…
They’re a component of the sauce while it’s being put together and are strained out prior to plating. The result is just a very fine dark sauce that mixes amazingly with the rest of the flavors. It has a taste all its own and if not told, I’d have had no idea that raisins were even a part of the perpetration.

However, that I could handle. Raisins are partially a texture thing for me.

Reading your stuff ain’t much of a challenge.
It’s writing and then suffering through my stuff that reeks.

(I did make myself finish a chapter, but I want to get a couple more done before I even cinsider inflicting any of it onto anyone else.)

THE TR IS ALIVE!!! :hyper:

Good stuff. I had them bring extra bread to solve that plate cleaning problem.
Were we at home… the dish would have been up off the table.

Mmm...extra bread...

it is its own kind of quicksand…


So, how many trays of ‘em did y’all abscond with?

Only one...that you know about.

May never happen, either.

Not with that little punk!

Worse if I were to do it…
I don’t have any pajamas, much less tops.
Best I don’t try that particular fashion exercise.

:eek: I sense we're entering TMI territory...

No pressing need to upgrade the equipment, I suspect.

Not when you're the only game in town.

Probably catch a lot of city slickers with that little trick.


I suspect the purveyors just sit inside and laugh when folks pull up to the end pump like that.

I might as well have been wearing a t-shirt that read "SUCKER" on the front.

A very complex fell’a, TR was; many seemingly incongruent sides to him.

He sure was. Fascinating guy.

Not surprised, actually.

It happens to all of us.

I’ve got a list full of lies that folks have offered me that are supposed to make you feel better…
There about as useful as a nat’s fart, but you can have ‘em if you want ‘em.

Nah. I've just learned to accept that which I can control...which ain't much.

Indy, why does the floor move?

+1:thumbsup2

Prairie dogs … Why’d it have to be prairie dogs?

Dakotas...very dangerous. You go first.

Squeaky, uh, squeak, squeaker, squeakin'.

Gesundheit.

Always go left.

Well, first I had to turn right. Then I went left.

Seem to be the consensus.
Were it ponies or colts, then it’d been either a String or a Rake.

How does anyone keep track of all this?

I do believe that would have been a Festering of a------s.
Or maybe a “suffocation”

Ooh, I like it!

Is it the actual or a recreation?
Just curious.

I believe that was the actual. With some restoration work done, of course.

Looks like pretty much every one’s kid’s reaction to the driving part of road trips.

And secretly the adults' too.

Trick question...
You didn’t specify what it was paved with.

The bones of my enemies.

Somehow I suspect that something was actually lost when this was no longer true.

Could be...then again, I hear about Ekalaka, Montana exactly as much now as I did before it was paved.

I get around this situation by not carrying a GPS with me.
That way it never contradicts my map research.

(and I’m forced to take either the blame or credit for the outcome)

You know what I like about the GPS? I can mount it on the dashboard and get instant data--how long to the next turn, estimated arrival time, speed limit in the area, etc. My phone's screen is too small to make it useful for that.

That’s like rooting for the Yankees…
Too easy and requires neither commitment nor thought.

Besides… it’s really only fair to blame you for all of the problems in Delaware.
Right?

Go ahead, everyone else does.

Quite the tactical risk you took right there.

Nah. We're in the middle of nowhere. What's she going to do, jump out?

If everything's ready here on the Dark Side of the Moon...
play the five tones.

Or get thousands of Indian people to chant them.

That may still qualify.

Perhaps.

Only by a third.

But still crazier!

The nerve gas was preventing you from perceiving them.

Story checks out.

But did you know what a quaver was before you saw the movie?

Nope.

Yeah, that story checks out.

That's what I said.

We do this all the time.
It’s probably our favorite family dinner.

(well… Bad Mac may come in first, but it’s a close second)

It's always satisfying! Every time!

I’m usually not that hungry in the morning, so having it latter just improves the taste

That works, too. However you justify it is fine.

A good start…

It felt pretty complete to me.


Ah. You're right, I didn't have any wet cement.

Preaching to the choir on that one.

:thumbsup2

Missile Command doesn’t take excuses.

Be there at 0730 sharp!
 
Cool! Does it also tell you when it will rain? Or does your window do that?

Nope. Got a weather rock for that.

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BEMIDJI!! It's like a war cry.

For the losing side.

My kids travel really well, too. It's rewarding when they hit a bad situation and tough it out or make the best of it instead of complaining.

::yes::

Ever see Anchorman 2? It's not that great, but the early scene of them driving in an RV carrying a deep-fryer, bag of bowling balls, and terrarium full of scorpions made me laugh. I'll have to see if I can find it.

Don't think I did. I'd heard it wasn't that great.
Guess it got afflicted with sequalasitis.

And a select few others. I just don't have the time to keep up with everyone.

Yup.

I love that movie.

::yes::

But do you ever listen?

What?

Ah. So it doesn't do every trick.

No. It's tricky that way.
 
That makes a lot more sense. Can you imagine marching with that thing?
You could put it on wheels. :rolleyes:

True story: While my brother was still in school was about the time when Corps and Bands started allowing electronic interments. Our HS fielded a Fender Bass his senior year. The guitar was easy enough for the young’en to carry, but the big Ampeg 2x15 amp & cabinet was on a custom designed hand-truck that included a tray for the transformer and car-battery that powered the beast. There was a separate young’en who volunteered to push that half of the rig around the field.


As the saying goes, there's a lot to do in Delaware!
Delaware!
Close to where you’d rather be.


That's admirable. I'm fairly set in my ways with food--if I've tried it before and hated it, I highly doubt I'm going to change my mind. And I just don't care for mushrooms.
Works for me.
And there were only four or five scattered on the plate - almost like garnish - so you’d have no trouble ignoring the fool out oF ‘em.


THE TR IS ALIVE!!! :hyper:
Maybe…
I still need to get a couple more chapters written before I’ll feel good about posting any more.

Can’t explain clearly why this one was such a problem.


I might as well have been wearing a t-shirt that read "SUCKER" on the front.
So… a normal day for you then?


Nah. I've just learned to accept that which I can control...which ain't much.
Tell me about it…
:sad2:


Dakotas...very dangerous. You go first.
Why, Dr Oblivious… Whatever are you doing in such a nasty place?


The bones of my enemies.
Ooooo…. Going all Old Testament on us, I see.


Nah. We're in the middle of nowhere. What's she going to do, jump out?
Keep track of the comment and punish you for it later on.


Ah. You're right, I didn't have any wet cement.
Clearly, you’ve never had them prepared properly then.


Be there at 0730 sharp!
Aloha



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