Canadian Buffoon's Solo Disney Vacation - Update 07/08! pp99 - Here today gone tomorrow

BibbitybobityLu · Aug 1, 2015

pkondz said:
Get yourself settled in the comfy chair,
pull a comforter over your legs,
grab a nice mug of vodka,
and here we go.

I have a bottle of vodka...is that okay? Plus I don't have a mug...or a glass...

pkondz said:
But first a word of warning.

pkondz said:
Why the Center of the Universe in the title?
Toronto is the largest city in Canada.
People living elsewhere tend to see Torontonians as smug or self-absorbed.
So Toronto is mockingly (jealously?) referred to as "the center of the Universe".

See I always that that was London that was the Centre of the Universe...

pkondz said:
... maybe an inch more room?

Gotta get those inches where you can :rolleyes1

pkondz said:
"Hi! I'm stupid and forgot to get my car rental insurance and now I'm in Toronto! Help!"
"No problem, Mr. Stupid.

I thought you weren't going to use your real name :confused3

pkondz said:
But this time, I have to send that fax.

A....fax?

pkondz said:
He looks completely confused and announces the machine's not working.
Well, of course not. In this day and age, who sends faxes?

Isn't that what cavemen used?

pkondz said:
Sheesh! And they say I'm losing my mind.

Well you are ::yes::

pkondz said:
I didn't want a big SUV.
I'd rather find something a little less gas slurpy.

That reminds me of when my dad was buying his new car, for months he kept telling everyone he would ONLY consider a hybrid because he wants to spend less on fuel. Nothing else but a hybrid. So image my surprise when he tells me he bought his new car...a Range Rover... :headache:

...that does 11 MPG :faint:

...glad he got his efficient non fuel guzzling hybrid! :rotfl:

pkondz said:
I suppose if I get in an accident I'll just indicate that there's a big dent and it will be okay?
Weird.

That really is weird...but you are still in Canada and you are such trusting people! :lmao:

pkondz said:
My car rental was for $212.67.
$500 is almost $72/day extra!!!

pkondz said:
Now I don't know who to be more mad at.
Me, for forgetting to get insurance ahead of time.
Or the rental company for gouging the heck out of me!

Both. Absolutely both. ::yes::

pkondz said:
"In one kilometer, take ramp on right onto Highway 407."

What is a kilometre?! I only do miles! :rotfl:

pkondz said:
I jab at Betty

Hey now!

pkondz said:
And she was right. It was good!

Ahem...

pkondz said:
I hear the original was good.

As with all sequels the original is better

pkondz said:

Now when I read this originally on my phone I didn't even see the dragon and the dog team! :rotfl:

pkondz said:

Was that a laserfish? A relative of the lasershark?

pkondz said:
When I took that picture, I knew what those were.

I have no idea what those look like... :rolleyes1

pkondz said:
I petted her on her housing.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

pkondz said:
She seemed pleased at the attention

*wink*

pkondz said:
Oddly enough, Toronto doesn't have a rope drop.

It doesn't???? :eek:

pkondz said:
I, of course, was a perfect gentleman (as always)

Oh you were serious?

pkondz said:
But I prefer to think it was because I was gallant.

pkondz said:
Can you take it off?"
Silence.

Do you get that a lot?

pkondz said:
I must admit that I was a little flabbergasted
at the ease at which I'd had the insurance removed.

Too easy

pkondz said:
Well, first of all... "deep do-do"? Really? Are we children here? Please.
A little adult decorum if you will.

But I get yelled at when I use my adult decorum!

pkondz said:
I find that my lack of brain cells improves the likelihood
of you finding enjoyment at my expense.

pkondz said:
I headed out to the car and plugged in Betty.
She seemed to like that.

Maybe she was just being polite...

pkondz said:
It looks like a medieval castle that was somehow
transported over from Europe.

It really does! :earseek:

pkondz said:
Which brings me to its front lawn.

I suppose the front lawn isn't really what you want to see is it.

Don't make a "foliage" joke.... :rolleyes1

pkondz said:
And now you're wondering if Poo Pourri is something I made up.
It's not.

pkondz said:
Sir Henry's study has two secret passageways on either side of the fireplace.
(I could only get one in the picture.)
When the doors are closed, you'd never know they were there.
The passageway that you see leads up to the second floor,
the other leads down to the wine cellar.

Its just like Cluedo! Or I guess its just called Clue to you over the pond dwellers!

There I got all caught up! Aren't you glad I came back and commented? Bet you missed me! :lmao:

pkondz · Aug 2, 2015

BibbitybobityLu said:
I have a bottle of vodka...is that okay? Plus I don't have a mug...or a glass...

I strongly suspect you have more than just one bottle...

BibbitybobityLu said:
See I always that that was London that was the Centre of the Universe...

Three "thats" in one sentence...
One presumes that the first bottle has been consumed?

BibbitybobityLu said:
Gotta get those inches where you can

I've always thought that if I could just get three more inches then I'd almost have four.

Impressive, no?

BibbitybobityLu said:
I thought you weren't going to use your real name

Whoops! It just slipped out.

(Toldja I need more inches.)

BibbitybobityLu said:
A....fax?

Isn't that what cavemen used?

BibbitybobityLu said:
That reminds me of when my dad was buying his new car, for months he kept telling everyone he would ONLY consider a hybrid because he wants to spend less on fuel. Nothing else but a hybrid. So image my surprise when he tells me he bought his new car...a Range Rover......that does 11 MPG ...glad he got his efficient non fuel guzzling hybrid!

OMG. Your dad and I would get along just fine.
I was going to buy a scooter and came home with a Harley.

BibbitybobityLu said:
That really is weird...but you are still in Canada and you are such trusting people!

Of course we are. Isn't everybody?

BibbitybobityLu said:
What is a kilometre?! I only do miles!

3,281 feet.

BibbitybobityLu said:
Ahem...

Give her an inch (almost) and she'll take a mile.

BibbitybobityLu said:
As with all sequels the original is better

I tried really hard to think of an exception to that rule.
I have a hunch that there's an example out there...
But I can't think of one.

BibbitybobityLu said:
Now when I read this originally on my phone I didn't even see the dragon and the dog team!

BibbitybobityLu said:
Was that a laserfish? A relative of the lasershark?

I didn't even notice that! That's hysterical!
Well done.

BibbitybobityLu said:
I have no idea what those look like...

You mean fish? They look like fish? Is that what you mean?

BibbitybobityLu said:
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

No, that's what us old folks used to call it.

BibbitybobityLu said:
Do you get that a lot?

All. The. Time. :headache:

BibbitybobityLu said:
Too easy

Hey! Don't jinx it!!

BibbitybobityLu said:
But I get yelled at when I use my adult decorum!

Stop playing with it in public.
In front of the web cam is plenty.

BibbitybobityLu said:
Maybe she was just being polite...

Betty and I have a special bond.
She tells me what to do and I mostly do it.
Every now and then I don't listen, though.

She doesn't like that.

BibbitybobityLu said:
It really does!

And she would know, folks.
She's there!

BibbitybobityLu said:
Don't make a "foliage" joke....

BibbitybobityLu said:
Its just like Cluedo! Or I guess its just called Clue to you over the pond dwellers!

What the heck is Cluedo?
More importantly, how do you pronounce it?
At first it came out sounding Spanish.
Then I thought it was probably Clue-dough.
Or maybe Clue-dew?

BibbitybobityLu said:
There I got all caught up! Aren't you glad I came back and commented? Bet you missed me!

In all honesty?
Yes.
I was actually getting a little worried about you.
Sucks that I have no way of checking up on my favourite people when they disappear.
I just have to hope that everything's okay and they'll come back.

BibbitybobityLu said:

orangecats2 · Aug 2, 2015

I'm still here. I haven't had the time to post how I'd like. So just popping in to say hi.

Casa Loma looks interesting. We have Stan Hywet in Akron that is similar.

I kinda miss the step kid because now who is supposed to unload the dishwasher? :rolleyes1

I didn't say I went to Canada's Wonderland by myself.

GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes · Aug 3, 2015

pkondz said:
I have lots of chivalry then.

Oh, so that’s what you’re full of.

pkondz said:
Beautiful manor. But yikes! Those prices! $400 and up for one night!

Pricey would be an accurate description, but it is a very interesting day trip if one has the time, extra funds and hits it up in the off season. I sure wouldn’t be doing an overnight on site though. There is no shortage of reasonable hotels in Ashville, and I’m certain of that as I drive through there fairly regular (I need to drive up that way this weekend for that matter).

pkondz said:
I'm quite aquainted with that category, thank you.

I use to be house poor as well; had to sell that one to finance other things.
Now I’m tuition poor.

pkondz said:
Some things don't seem to change.

Privilege evolves somewhat over time…
but it’s always tied directly to the control and distribution of assets.

pkondz said:
So the jade market is taking a definite upswing, then?

It’s certainly a staple commodity in my household.

pkondz said:
Well, of course not. You have to go two by two.

I’ve had various individuals point out (and not always subtly) that I’m plenty larger enough to account for two.

pkondz said:
Oh, look. Suddenly they're human.

Whoa now! Hold on a sec…
Let’s not be getting carried away, now.

pkondz said:
Superstitious much???

Science hasn’t devised the mechanism that could identify a single superstitious bone in my body…

Knock wood.

pkondz said:
Well, that Wendy's actress is pretty hot... so...

Good that you’ve got your priorities in order, there.
Imagine if Hooters had to rely on the quality of their food to bring in the lunch crowd.

pkondz said:
While women are legally allowed to go topless in that Province
(although, unfortunately, they seldom do)
streaking is still illegal.

Well, regulation wise they’ve got their priorities in order as well.
Maybe what’s called for here is a more aggressive public awareness campaign.

pkondz · Aug 3, 2015

orangecats2 said:
I'm still here. I haven't had the time to post how I'd like. So just popping in to say hi.

Hi!

orangecats2 said:
Casa Loma looks interesting. We have Stan Hywet in Akron that is similar.

That looks interesting too.
I took a quick peak on the interwebs.
I had to laugh, though at the trumpeting of
"1 of only 776 accredited museums!"

Yup. Only 775 other ones!

orangecats2 said:
I kinda miss the step kid because now who is supposed to unload the dishwasher?

That's what they're good for.

Not much else, but dishes? Yep.

orangecats2 said:
I didn't say I went to Canada's Wonderland by myself.

I didn't mean to imply you did.
I meant I wouldn't want to do it by myself.
Usually, when I'm in Toronto, I'm by myself.

pkondz · Aug 3, 2015

GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes said:
Oh, so that’s what you’re full of.

Yes. Let's go with that.

GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes said:
Pricey would be an accurate description, but it is a very interesting day trip if one has the time, extra funds and hits it up in the off season. I sure wouldn’t be doing an overnight on site though. There is no shortage of reasonable hotels in Ashville, and I’m certain of that as I drive through there fairly regular (I need to drive up that way this weekend for that matter).

It would be interesting just to look around for a day.
But yeah. An overnight? Would have to be one heck of a special occasion.

GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes said:
I use to be house poor as well; had to sell that one to finance other things.
Now I’m tuition poor.

Do you have RESPs in the States?
(Registered Education Saving Plan)

GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes said:
Privilege evolves somewhat over time…
but it’s always tied directly to the control and distribution of assets.

Pretty much.

GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes said:
It’s certainly a staple commodity in my household.

Yours too, huh?

GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes said:
I’ve had various individuals point out (and not always subtly) that I’m plenty larger enough to account for two.

Well, there you go!
You're a walking advertisement for buy one get one free!

GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes said:
Whoa now! Hold on a sec…
Let’s not be getting carried away, now.

Sorry about that, Chief.

GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes said:
Science hasn’t devised the mechanism that could identify a single superstitious bone in my body…

Knock wood.

GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes said:
Good that you’ve got your priorities in order, there.
Imagine if Hooters had to rely on the quality of their food to bring in the lunch crowd.

I've been to a Hooters exactly twice in my life.
And both times, I don't think I ate anything.
Maybe the first time, but that was so long ago I don't even remember.

GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes said:
Well, regulation wise they’ve got their priorities in order as well.
Maybe what’s called for here is a more aggressive public awareness campaign.

I'd be behind that.

No. Wait.
In front.

Steppesister · Aug 3, 2015

I've made it through all but one of my watched threads saving the longest and the one I'm most behind on for last... yours. Seriously, it's going to take days to get through reading it. Meantime, I"m here to say a heartfelt hello and to fill space with meaningless drivel until I can make it back with more pertinent commenting. Well, that or just to say I'm caught up.

Anyway, just trying to make a presence here tonight and will be back tomorrow evening to read some more and make replies both here and my own, sadly neglected PTR. At least I added some meaningful substance over there. LOL! Tomorrow I get to go pet wallabies and kangaroos and feed lorikeet birds. And visit the Corvette factory/museum. Should be a stellar day.

God, I love vacation!

GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes · Aug 4, 2015

pkondz said:
Do you have RESPs in the States?
(Registered Education Saving Plan)

Had to look up the basics on how y'all go abut that.
The answer would be: no and yes...

There are what we call a 529 plans which is somewhat similar, but... it's not a federal program, it's run by the states. There is a bit of a a tax break but not all that much of one. The rules vary widely and for a lot of them any monies saved could only be used by a short list of schools that are usually in state and are lost if not used by those set rules. So unless you know that you kids will be going to a specific place on that list (back when they are still infants) its a little hard to plan. I talked to some folks back when he was around two years old about this and got some advice that did result in savings, but it didn't ultimately transfer to tuition, (and the crash of 2008 had very adverse effects on that as well). When I reach 62, there are additional options if we're still paying this off at that time.

There are loans that can be gotten and we're going that route. Some of them are in his name and have better interest rates and differed payments (but there are pretty severe limits on what he can take out each year). I can get the remainder of the loans required at a "decent-ish" rate through the federal gov (which is way better than when you had to go to the banks because that interest was obscene). There is also a tax credit that you can get which helps a mite, but it's a max of 2k per year for a duration of 4 years and then you're on your own. He chose to attend a school that is out of state for us, so the tuition is much higher than what is offered to the in-state students, but we did that one to ourselves in order to give him the opportunity to study in a very good program and where he wanted to be. In order to keep up I pay far more each month toward the tuition loans than I do for our mortgage and we're staying on top of it. If we wants to do any post-grad study, he's going to have to find some type of grant or intern program though.

pkondz said:
I've been to a Hooters exactly twice in my life.
And both times, I don't think I ate anything.
Maybe the first time, but that was so long ago I don't even remember.

Then you've been to one of those establishments exactly two more times than I have.

pkondz said:
I'd be behind that.

No. Wait.
In front.

There ya' go.
The world need more leaders willing to get out in front.
(as you'll be walking backwards though, you may want to hire someone to watch out for where you're going)

pkondz · Aug 5, 2015

Steppesister said:
I've made it through all but one of my watched threads saving the longest and the one I'm most behind on for last... yours.

Makes sense.
I can see it now.
....

Liesa rubs her hands gleefully together.
Time for some DIS reading!
She quickly skips over to her favourite threads and reads and comments with joy.
She then proceeds to other, less enjoyed threads and reads them too,
commenting from time to time.
Then she reads thread titles, opening up those that pique her interest,
passing over those that don't.
Lastly, she opens those threads that she's foolishly subscribed to
and can't seem to get away from out of a warped sense of responsibility.
And of those dreaded threads, she saves the worst for last.
...

Which brings us back to this point, doesn't it?

Steppesister said:
Seriously, it's going to take days to get through reading it.

I know.
Whenever I read a book that I'm not enjoying, it takes forever too.

Steppesister said:
Meantime, I"m here to say a heartfelt hello and to fill space with meaningless drivel until I can make it back with more pertinent commenting. Well, that or just to say I'm caught up.

Either or will do.

Steppesister said:
yway, just trying to make a presence here tonight and will be back tomorrow evening to read some more and make replies both here and my own, sadly neglected PTR.

Wait. As I read this, your tomorrow was my yesterday.

It's like the Twilight Zone.

Steppesister said:
Tomorrow I get to go pet wallabies and kangaroos and feed lorikeet birds. And visit the Corvette factory/museum. Should be a stellar day. God, I love vacation!

That does sound like a fun day!

I took the family to "Germany" on Monday.
That was fun!

GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes said:
Had to look up the basics on how y'all go abut that.
The answer would be: no and yes...

Interesting.
The RESP program up here is such a great thing.
Where else can you get a guaranteed return of 20%?

GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes said:
There ya' go.
The world need more leaders willing to get out in front.
(as you'll be walking backwards though, you may want to hire someone to watch out for where you're going)

Of course I'd walk backwards. Gotta make sure everyone's okay, don't I?

ForeverDance · Aug 5, 2015

Whew... all caught up again.
What? You didn't realize I left? :confused3

Huh. Well I'm back anyhow. Hey no groaning.

We took our youngest DD to Ripley's Aquarium and absolutely loved it as well. Such an amazing place!
I've seen that castle in Toronto a few times but never knew what it was. Thanks for the history lesson.

Now that I'm all caught up, I promise to try to be a much better reader and keep up this time... well I'll try anyway. No promises. I've got a surprise trip coming up, a surprise going away party to finish planning, and a daughter to prep for moving away to University. Of course, all of this means I am seriously lacking in ability to focus at work... so yeah I probably will keep up this time :rotfl:

GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes · Aug 5, 2015

pkondz said:
Interesting.
The RESP program up here is such a great thing.
Where else can you get a guaranteed return of 20%?

As usual, y'all have found a solution that is more reasonable and helps more folk.
Down here, I'm only being guaranteed 6%...

Interest.

Steppesister · Aug 5, 2015

pkondz said:
Makes sense.
I can see it now.
....

Liesa rubs her hands gleefully together.
Time for some DIS reading!
She quickly skips over to her favourite threads and reads and comments with joy.
She then proceeds to other, less enjoyed threads and reads them too,
commenting from time to time.
Then she reads thread titles, opening up those that pique her interest,
passing over those that don't.
Lastly, she opens those threads that she's foolishly subscribed to
and can't seem to get away from out of a warped sense of responsibility.
And of those dreaded threads, she saves the worst for last.
...

Which brings us back to this point, doesn't it?

Pish posh. Yours is just lenghier and therefore takes more time to read. I enjoy it all and want to save the best for last. Your updates are extremely funny. And you give points. However, I may or may not be commenting less being that I lost. j/k I was actually pretty dang proud of myself for finishing where I did given school, a new job and the fact that I started late in the game.

pkondz said:

Wait. As I read this, your tomorrow was my yesterday.

Click to expand...

pkondz said:
It's like the Twilight Zone.

Couriouser and couriouser!

pkondz said:

That does sound like a fun day!

Click to expand...

pkondz said:
I took the family to "Germany" on Monday.
That was fun!

It was a fabulous day! My feet are killing me, but I got some great shots. Today was awesome too at the Opryland Hotel and The Parthenon replica in Nashville. I didn't like finding out that there was another shooting VERY near where I was today.

Sandy Mouse · Aug 5, 2015

I'm here and following along. I've been MIA for a couple weeks - 9 day trip to get my parents in the Southwest and take them to a Home in the Northwest with 10 days of preparation, first, and a few twists along the way. Just got home today and I am emotionally and physically drained, so I need this. Good thing you're entertaining.

Steppesister · Aug 5, 2015

See, told I'd be back with something relevent to say. Let's see... (yes, it takes me a while since I have vacation-brain):

The castle is simply... opulent. Which is a gross example of oxymoron. Opulent isn't simple. Sorry, I'm talking to myself. Ok, seriously, the craftsmenship is pretty awesome from the carved woods to the architecture to the act of even bringing it across and ocean to begin with! I dunno about you, but I think I would feel lost and maybe even a little lonely in such a big place with only myself most of the time. Who knows maybe he had lavish parties all the time.

Wendy's? You're slipping.

Sucks about the old grease.

Boo! That's one taste that can wreck a meal faster than anything I can think of but so darn easy and cheap to fix!

So while you were regretfully and apolgetically out having a terrible time, you didn't get rained on, saw some cool things, got a poker chip and had a small tear in your eye as you greeted Ruby. Good man.

cinderkelly · Aug 7, 2015

You've only got 2 weeks to go until your trip with Kay! party:

That's so exciting!!!

KatMark · Aug 7, 2015

I just popped in to say hi...I kinda miss you.

pkondz · Aug 7, 2015

ForeverDance said:
Whew... all caught up again.

Me too!

ForeverDance said:
What? You didn't realize I left?

Don't be silly. Of course I did.
I notice when anyone disappears.
And they I worry.

It's quite sad, actually.

ForeverDance said:
Huh. Well I'm back anyhow. Hey no groaning.

That's not groaning, well, it is... but it's from my sore back.

ForeverDance said:
We took our youngest DD to Ripley's Aquarium and absolutely loved it as well. Such an amazing place!

We were really quite surprised by it.
I mean it's like going from zero to a hundred.
"Toronto? You wanna see fish? Go to a pet store."

ForeverDance said:
I've seen that castle in Toronto a few times but never knew what it was. Thanks for the history lesson.

I get that.
I've driven or been driven by it off and on for over twenty years.
I just figured enough was enough!

ForeverDance said:
Now that I'm all caught up, I promise to try to be a much better reader and keep up this time... well I'll try anyway.

You better! A promise is a promise! No backing out now!

ForeverDance said:
No promises.

Oh. Nevermind then.

ForeverDance said:
I've got a surprise trip coming up, a surprise going away party to finish planning, and a daughter to prep for moving away to University.

Whoa. Busy much?

ForeverDance said:
Of course, all of this means I am seriously lacking in ability to focus at work... so yeah I probably will keep up this time

Okay. We'll see how it goes.

GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes said:
Down here, I'm only being guaranteed 6%...

Interest.

At first I read that as "Not bad. 6% interest...."

Then... "oh."

pkondz · Aug 7, 2015

Steppesister said:
Pish posh. Yours is just lenghier and therefore takes more time to read.

You actually used "Pish posh" in a sentence.
Wait... It was the sentence.

Mind. Blown.

Steppesister said:
I enjoy it all and want to save the best for last.

Why thank you!

Wait....

Do you say that on all the TRs you follow?

Lieasa sitting at her computer:
"Now where is that form I use? Ah! Here it is...
I enjoy your TR and save the best for last ________ <insert name here>"

Steppesister said:
Your updates are extremely funny.

People are always pointing and laughing at me.
I'm sorta used to it.

Still hurts a little sometimes.

Steppesister said:
And you give points.

Here's one.
Never go skinny dipping with a toaster.
The Pop Tarts will get soggy.

Steppesister said:
However, I may or may not be commenting less being that I lost.

Oh, wait.... you were joking, right?

Ah, yes. There's the official JK.

Steppesister said:
I was actually pretty dang proud of myself for finishing where I did given school, a new job and the fact that I started late in the game.

You were pretty darned busy there.
And will be again, all too soon.

Steppesister said:
It was a fabulous day! My feet are killing me, but I got some great shots.

Which you'll share with us over on your TR?

Steppesister said:
Today was awesome too at the Opryland Hotel and The Parthenon replica in Nashville. I didn't like finding out that there was another shooting VERY near where I was today.

Glad you had a great day... but not so great about the shooting.
Just way to much of that stuff going on it seems.

Sandy Mouse said:
I'm here and following along. I've been MIA for a couple weeks - 9 day trip to get my parents in the Southwest and take them to a Home in the Northwest with 10 days of preparation, first, and a few twists along the way.

Hi Sandy!
Sounds like you had a bit of a rough stretch there.
Everything work out okay?

Sandy Mouse said:
Just got home today and I am emotionally and physically drained, so I need this. Good thing you're entertaining.

You're welcome.
And just for you, I should have an update up either by late tonight or tomorrow.

pkondz · Aug 7, 2015

Steppesister said:
See, told I'd be back with something relevent to say.

You did. And that was amazing! Succinct and to the point.
A model of brevity.

Steppesister said:
Let's see... (yes, it takes me a while since I have vacation-brain):

I hear you.
I just had three days off after working... um... I don't remember...
At least 13 days in a row, but probably more.
I came back to work today and felt like I'd been gone for a month.

Steppesister said:
The castle is simply... opulent.

Steppesister said:
Which is a gross example of oxymoron. Opulent isn't simple.

Actually, I was thinking that "castle" and "opulent" is kind of redundant.

Steppesister said:
Sorry, I'm talking to myself.

Me too.

Steppesister said:
Ok, seriously, the craftsmenship is pretty awesome from the carved woods to the architecture to the act of even bringing it across and ocean to begin with!

The craftsmanship is pretty impressive.
Um.... don't know if you were kidding there or just misunderstood what I said.
The castle is "like" it comes from across the pond, but it was built from the ground up in Toronto.

Steppesister said:
I dunno about you, but I think I would feel lost and maybe even a little lonely in such a big place with only myself most of the time.

No way! Secret passages lady!
I'd be playing with those constantly!

"Hello folks."
"Wait! Where did you come from? We were watching the stairs and didn't see you come down!"

Steppesister said:
Who knows maybe he had lavish parties all the time.

I got the impression that that was the case.

Steppesister said:
Wendy's? You're slipping.

How polite of you to say that when the truth is I fell flat on my face.
Oh, the ignominy.

Steppesister said:
Sucks about the old grease. Boo! That's one taste that can wreck a meal faster than anything I can think of but so darn easy and cheap to fix!

It was disappointing. Hopefully, next time (if there is one) it'll be better.
I'll ask before I order, though.

Steppesister said:
So while you were regretfully and apolgetically out having a terrible time, you didn't get rained on, saw some cool things, got a poker chip and had a small tear in your eye as you greeted Ruby. Good man.

I'm a heck of a guy, aren't I?
I wish I could be half the man I think I am.

cinderkelly said:
You've only got 2 weeks to go until your trip with Kay! That's so exciting!!!

I know!! I just noticed that myself. Honest!
I've been really busy the last couple of days and....
"I wonder how long it is until we go?.... HOLY COW!!!"

KatMark said:
I just popped in to say hi...I kinda miss you.

Of course you miss me?
I'm very loveable you know.
Just ask... uh... just ask.... umm....

Well I am!

I know you're a busy gal. Thanks for popping in!

pkondz · Aug 7, 2015

Here today gone tomorrow

Thursday June 11

Woke up early... I tried to wake up bright and early and only made it halfway.
Saw Ruby off to work.
She's lucky. She can get up bright and early.
And I really didn't have anything planned for today.

I Googled around a bit, just trying to get ideas when I stumbled on this:
Pacific Mall.
Pacific Mall is an Asian shopping centre surrounded by an existing shopping plaza
and together they encompass over 500 stores.
It has two floors and an underground level that leads to an underground parking lot.
The mall has a total of 270,000 square feet of retail space.

An Asian shopping centre? Sounds intriguing.
Plus it was only 10 minutes away.
Which was weird, since everything is supposed to be 30 minutes away.
I got ready, hopped in the car, told Betty where to go,
apologized,
asked her to provide directions, and set out.

I arrived at the mall shortly after 10am.
Having never been here before, I was really unsure what to expect.

One thing I didn't expect, was that the entire mall was closed until noon.

I kind of stood there for a few seconds weighing my options.
Well, I can't go in any stores, but it's still possible to look around and window shop, right?
I did that for maybe three minutes.
It quickly became apparent that the mall consists of boring cell phone, clothing, etc. shops.
In other words, nothing to really set it apart from many other malls.

Maybe I should keep looking?

Please. I'm a guy.
I don't shop in malls any more than I have to.
Get in, buy what I came for, get out.

I got out.

Okay. So now what.

I remembered, years ago, my sister taking me to a place called The Distillery District.
It was pretty interesting, let's go there.
I told Betty where I wanted to go and she told me it would take 30 minutes.
Now that's more like it!

We set out.
Me and Betty.
Why not? I'd left her in the car with the windows rolled up.
So she was pretty hot.

In 1831 James Worts and his brother in law partnered and built a grist mill in Toronto.
A few years later, a distillery was added and whiskey began to be brewed.
By 1871, over 2 million gallons of whiskey and spirits were being produced.
At one point, it was the largest distillery in the world.
The distillery finally closed in 1990, after 153 years of continuous production.

What is left in its wake is the largest and best preserved collection
of Victorian-era industrial architecture in North America.
(Thank you Mr. Wikipedia!)

The area attracts new clients.
It becomes the number one film location in Canada,
and the second largest film location outside of Hollywood.
During the following years, more than 800 TV shows and movies are filmed there.

In 2001 the area is purchased and made into a pedestrians-only area,
opening two years later.

The new owners refuse to lease to chains or franchises.
So instead there are small boutiques, art galleries, restaurants, cafés, and a microbrewery.

In the distance, you might be able to make out the names Gooderham & Worts.
Gooderham was the previously mentioned brother in law.
Also, take note of the tables and chairs on the near left side of the photo.

It's wonderful just walking around here.
While I didn't buy anything, it was fun just to pop into stores that caught my eye.
You have to, otherwise you'd just have one eye left.
And if something else catches your eye, then you'd be blind.
It's really a self-preservation thing.

I think my favourite store had to be the home-made chocolate shop.
For obvious reasons.
But what still puzzles me is... I didn't buy anything!
I think what happened was, I didn't want to get anything...
at least, not right at that time.
Lunch first. Then dessert.
And, well... you'll see what happens in a bit.

Speaking of lunch, I was starting to think about it.
And once you start thinking about lunch, it's kinda hard to stop.
So I started to look around for someplace to grab a bite.
There were quite a few places,
and none of them were Wendy's, thankyouverymuch.
But I had seen a place when I first arrived
and I guess it just sorta stuck.

Remember the tables and chairs in that first photo?
Looked kinda inviting, didn't it?

So I headed back over to the Brick Street Bakery.
It had a terrific looking sandwich menu.
Plus having a handful of small tables outside was a definite draw as well.
I ordered the Boxing Day sandwich.
Freshly roasted turkey, homemade stuffing, cranberries and mayonnaise $8.00

Wow. It was really good.
I saved a few bread crumbs and tossed them to some starving birds.
I am easily amused.
I am also thinking of dessert now.
I am easily distracted.

Remember the chocolate shop I mentioned earlier?
Well, I didn't.
Remember it, that is.
Besides, plans change.
I had something else in mind.

I headed back over to the car, woke up Betty and headed out.
I suppose I didn't really need her, but what the heck.
She likes to feel useful.
Actually, when I got closer to my goal, I ignored her advice.
Saved me a few minutes.
Although I had to put up with her snotty "RE-calculating".
At least until I turned her off.
Wouldn't be the first woman that was turned off by me.
Won't be the last.

Soon I had the car slotted into the parkade
and was marching confidently towards my destiny with dessert.

Guesses? Anyone?
Yes? You in the back?

NO I AM NOT GOING BACK TO WENDY'S!!

What I am doing is heading back to Wanda's Pie in the Sky.
Hello! There are pies that haven't been tried yet!

I even snapped a few pics of the Kensington Market area.
Just to atone for that whole... Wendy's incident.
Plus, I'm marvelous.

These guys were surprisingly good.
When I walked by (either to or from the car)
they were playing Hotel California.
And doing a pretty good job of it, too.

Ah, there's my target...

No, not the vegetably enhanced automobile.
Look past it.
There's Wanda's...

This time I tried a slice of lemon meringue pie....
Oh, man. Possibly the best lemon meringue pie I've ever had.
I don't know what their secret is, but... whoo, boy!
I didn't lick the plate clean... but that's only because none of the lemon ever touched it.
Pie crust, yes. Lemon filling, no.

I sat there for a few minutes basking in the glow of lemon heaven.
Eventually, though, I had to get going.
I retrieved the car and woke up Betty.
I was a little concerned that she might not be on speaking terms with me,
but I guess since I'd parked in the shade she'd cooled off
and was guiding me back to the hotel in no time.

I arrived in plenty of time to greet Ruby after work.
Too much time, actually.

I've mentioned this before, but my Sister lives in Toronto.
We were meeting her for dinner at her place tonight.

Well, of course, this had to be the day where Ruby's meeting ran long.
I called my Sis to let her know we'd be there asap.
She's a good sport, she hardly yelled at all.

Okay, I'm kidding. She said it was fine and we'd eat whenever we got there.

Eventually Ruby showed up.
She freshened up and we were heading out in short order.
Wanna guess how long it takes to get to my Sister's place?

Thirty minutes later, we were exchanging hugs.
We chatted for a bit and continued chatting while she made dinner.

I shan't bore you with the details, but suffice to say we had a very nice visit
and a delicious meal.
The evening flew by and before we knew it, it was getting late and we had to leave.
I don't see my Sister enough.
It's always such a joy when I do see her and totally sucks when it's time to leave.
I don't expect to see her again until Christmas.

Ruby and I drove back to the hotel.
I barely had a chance to open the hotel door before
Ruby was fast asleep.
I must admit, I wasn't awake much longer myself.
I'm so used to getting only four or six hours of sleep a night,
that sometimes I forget what it's like to feel rested.

Friday June 12

Our last day in Toronto. We fly home this afternoon.
Ruby still has a partial day of work first, though.
Which means that I still have some free time today.
Let's make the most of it shall we?

Now I know that some of you... possibly all of you... probably most of you...
are going to be bored with my choice of activity for the day.
Wait. I know Andy will find this interesting.
At least I think he will.
So if the rest of you want to skip ahead, I won't be offended.

And really, how could I be? How would I know?
It's not like I'm sitting, looking over your shoulder as you read.
The camera angle's not right for that.

Whoops! Pretend I didn't say that.
(Cute jammies by the way. Yes, I'm talking to you. No, not you, you!)

I was leaving at the same time as Ruby, this morning,
so I walked with her to the elevator and down to the main floor.
We split up there, with her heading off down the hallway
and me heading outside.

Really a shame that we split up.
Think of the children!!!

The skies were looking ominously dark
and sure enough, even before I started the car,
it started to rain.
Hard!
I contemplated not going, since my activity was outdoors.
But since I had a jacket and umbrella, I decided to keep going.

As I drove the... you guessed it... 30 minutes to my objective,
it started to rain even harder.
Even with the wipers on high, it was tough to see where I was going.
As I neared my destination, the rain began to slow a bit.
At least now I could see where I was going!
Which is good, because I needed to find a place to park.

The nearest spot had a big sign advertising parking...
for $35!!!
Yeah... nope!
The next lot had parking for much less.
$30.
Let's keep going shall we?
I crossed over a couple of small bridges and turned left onto a side street.
I noticed cars parked along it.
I parked too.
And as I manoeuvered the car to the curb, the rain stopped.
I stopped the car and stepped out.
Nope. Not a drop of rain.
I wandered over to the parking meter machine
and tried to figure out how long I could park and for how long.

It didn't seem to have a time limit...
Hmmm... how long do I need here.
I think I'd like about three hours, just to be on the safe side.
I inserted my credit card and started to buy some time.
30 minutes... 60 minutes... 90 minutes... 2 hours...
"MAXIMUM DAILY LIMIT REACHED"
Oh, crap. Now what?
I don't have enough time yet.
I decided to gamble on my timing.
If necessary, I'd come back and toss some more money in.
Or maybe I'd be done early.
I printed off the ticket and... it was good for the next 10 hours.
It was the amount that I'd maxed out.
$6.75.
Much better than $30-$35!

And I was just under half a mile away (thank you Google maps.)
I tucked the ticket onto the dashboard and grabbed my umbrella.
I even paused to take this photo for you.
Because I'm an awesome TR writer and always thinking of you.
Yes! You!

Less than ten minutes later, I was at the Direct Energy Centre.
Why was I there? Well, for no reason actually.
Other than it's the building you have to go through
to get to Prince's Blvd and Lakeshore Blvd.

And why is that important?
Because this weekend is race weekend.
The Indy cars were in Toronto for a race.

While I wasn't going to be in town for the actual race,
I was in town to see a practice session.
And anytime I get a chance to see those incredibly quick cars in action,
is a good day indeed!

This particular day was Children's Wish Fan Friday.
There was no charge to enter and watch,
but they did ask for a donation for the Children's Wish Foundation.
I have a particular soft spot for any fundraising involving kids,
so I was more than happy to make a donation.

When I arrived, the Canadian Touring Car Championship cars
were already on the track.
And I didn't care.
I have zero interest in that league.
Or pretty much any other league.
I follow the Indycar League zealously,
and the F1 League a little less so.
(i.e. I despair if I miss recording an Indy race
but just feel annoyed when I miss a F1 race.)

I had plenty of time before the Indy cars would start practicing,
so I decided to look around a little.

The view of the Start/Finish area and Pits.

I headed back to the Direct Energy Centre and continued down its length.
I exited and directly in front of me was a bridge crossing the track.

I'll be honest, there wasn't a whole heck of a lot to see.
Some tents were set up selling stuff that I had no interest in.
Car wash? No thanks. Window installation? I'll pass.
But I did spot a hot dog cart which I figured would come in handy a little later.
And I took this shot of the Pits and Start/Finish area
from the opposite perspective.

While I was doing that, the Porsche GT3 Cup cars took to the track.
Again... not particularly interested.
Oh, sure. If someone gave me a Porsche,
("Her name is Portia." "Why did they name her after a car?")
I'd do cartwheels of joy, but to watch them on track? Meh.

I decided that it was time to stake out a spot to watch from.
I still had plenty of time,
but I wanted to make sure I could get to where I wanted to go.
And where I wanted to go was the far opposite end of the track.
The grandstand at turn 3 of the Toronto Honda Indy is awesome.
I must admit that I've never been there before.
But I've seen plenty of TV coverage from there.
(My previous race experiences where all at the Start/Finish line.)
But to watch the practice? That's where I wanted to be.

Turn three is at the end of a long straight-away.
So the cars rapidly decelerate from about 200MPH down to 50 or less.
It's the best place on track for passing.
I knew, since it was a practice session, that there would be little passing,
but I would be able to see the cars come screaming down Lakeshore Blvd,
slam on the brakes, turn about 90 degrees and accelerate.

And now I've completely bored the crap out of you, haven't I?
I can see your eyes glazing over.
Hang in there, you're gonna be okay.
Well, no. Probably not.

As I headed off in the general direction of the turn 3 grandstand,
I could see that I was going to come to the Indy paddock.
The paddock is a great place to have access to.
All the drivers and all their cars and crew are housed there.
And it costs money for the privilege of seeing it.
Money I didn't feel like spending, considering my limited time frame.
But I did ask one of the men guarding the entrance for directions.

"Turn three? Turn around, head for the soccer stadium and turn left."

Got it. I turned around, headed for the stadium and turned left.
I got to the south-west corner of the stadium and came up to a chain-link fence.
Uh...
Suddenly I heard the distinctive sound of a scooter approaching.
These things are ubiquitous with car races.
All the drivers and a lot of the crew seem to get around on them.
Makes sense considering the tracks are frequently miles in length.

I looked up and Ryan Hunter-Reay drove up.
He's a former Indy 500 winner and Indycar series champion.
He stopped, looked around, obviously came to the same conclusion I did,
which is to say that it was a dead end, and turned around.

Well, if Ryan Hunter-Reay is going to turn around, so am I.
I headed back up the width of the soccer stadium,
turned left and proceeded down its length.
I presumed that the directions I had received were to turn after the stadium, not before.
After I'd marched the length of the field, I came up to another security guard.
"Can you tell me how to get to the Turn three grandstand?"
"Uh... I think you have to go that way." (Indicates direction I came from)
"Nope." I said. "I know it's not that way. It's either that way (left, past the stadium)
or that way (straight ahead.)"
"Well." He says. "You can't go that way (left) without a pass."
"All right." I replied. "I guess I have to keep going this way then."
And so I continued on.

I noticed that the USF2000 cars were now practicing.
These cars look like a poor cousin of the Indy cars.
It's a starter league for open wheel racing.

Boy, this sure is a long trek to get to that grandstand!

I did notice, though that going this way takes you quite close to the track.
There was even access to gaps in the fencing for photos.
I made a mental note of this for future reference.

At one of these gaps, a man was standing with a pro-grade camera.
I know in years past, I had contemplated getting a photo pass
and was curious to know how much they were now.
I asked him how much the photo passes were,
but he told me that he was with the Press, so it didn't cost him anything.

I wonder how I can get on with the "Press"?
"Hi, I'm pkondz. I write a TR on the DISboards and have about half a dozen readers.
I'd like to request a free all access photo pass? Thanks."
Think it would work???

I continued my trek around the periphery of the track.
On two occasions, I was stopped by official looking people and asked where I was going.
Both times I told them "Turn three grandstand."
And both times I was told to just keep going.
At least I'm on the right track!

Pun intended.

Eventually I came back to the point where I'd first started.
The south-west corner of the stadium.

Only....

There are frequently two sets of barriers at car races.
The first is the typical chain-link fencing you see anywhere to keep people out.
The second is a more formidable chain-link fence attached to concrete blocks.
This fence separates the track and any possible flying debris from the onlookers.

I was in between the two fences.
Um... I now know why I kept getting stopped.
I'm in the restricted area between the fences.
Only Press and Indy event staff are allowed there.

How do I get out of here?!?!?

I kept walking and approached a couple of men.
"What are you doing here? Where's your pass?" They asked me.
"I don't know! I'm just trying to get to the turn three grandstand!"

"Well, you can't keep going, past us is no-man's land.
Go back about 100 feet and there's a gate there."

I turned around just as a man in a golf cart drove up to the gate in question.
I followed him out.
And as I did so, I could see that there was a path that angled off in the right direction.
It wasn't visible to me before, you pretty much had to know where it was to see it.

A few minutes later, I had successfully navigated to the right grandstand.

I climbed up and settled in to wait for the Indy cars.

The USF2000 had finished, and now the Pro Mazda cars were on track.
These cars are the second step to the big leagues and go up to 160MPH.
It was fun watching them because the track was still wet
and every few minutes, one would miss the turn
and slide off into the run-off area.

But I also noticed that the track was slowly drying out.
With any luck, by the time the Indy cars took to the streets,
the track would be dry.

The Pro Mazda cars eventually gave way to the Indy Lights cars,
the last step before graduating to an Indy car...
if you're either very lucky or very skilled.
Or both.
The series winner gets a $750,000 scholarship towards an Indy car ride.

Finally, about a half hour late (due to the earlier rain, I presume)
the Indy cars took to the streets.
I won't get into much detail,
but suffice to say that I got to see my favourite drivers for a bit.
I took a bunch of photos with my iPod,
but I'll only post a couple of shots.
And both of the same car.

If you follow the series, you'll know the driver, of course.
But if you don't, you may still know him.
If you watch Dancing With the Stars,
Helio Castroneves won it in season five
and also appeared in season 15.
Here he is at his day job.

The cars were still practising, but it was getting late.
I'd seen what I'd come to see, so I was happy.
Now it was time to grab that hot dog.

I headed back the way I'd come and got back to the hot dog stand.
I ate and listened to the sound of roaring engines.
As I was finishing up my fine meal, the noise stopped.
Practice was over.
I started to head out, back to the car, and stopped.
All the drivers, owners, crew and cars were heading back to the paddock.
Right in front of me.
I could've reached out and touched them, I was so close.
I refrained.
I don't believe in bugging people, just because they're celebrities.
And I don't collect autographs.
One kid (about 16? 18?) jumped in front of a driver so he could take a selfie.
I noticed the driver's fleeting pained expression
before he dutifully smiled for the camera.
I could almost hear his thoughts.
"He's a fan. Be nice. Don't kill him."

I must admit that I was pleased when Sarah Fisher walked by
close enough that she almost bumped into me.
She's one of the few women who've raced in the league.
Now she's the only female owner of a team.
She struggled quite a bit at first,
but after partnering up with a couple of others,
she seems to be doing okay.
She has a small team of two cars and this weekend,
for the first time, her cars finished first and second.
I like to think that my proximity to her gave her some luck.

Sure. Why not?
Maybe I should write her and tell her I'm her good luck charm.
Really, don't you think she should pay me to be at all the races?
You know, just in case?

After the parade went by, I headed out and back to the car.
I got in, started the car, pulled away from the curb...

And it started to rain.

It was unreal, the luck I had with the rain this trip.

I drove towards the hotel, only stopping for gas.
(at a covered pump... no need to get wet!)
Here's a tip. If you rent a car, look at the gas gauge.
Almost certainly there'll be a little gas pump icon.
And almost as surely, there'll be a little arrow beside it.
That indicates which side of the car is the fuel cap.

Which is all well and good, but...
I hopped out of the car... and couldn't open the gas tank hatch!
(Sounds familiar to some of you, hmmmm???)
I realized right away that I couldn't open it by hand.
I looked everywhere in the car and couldn't find a release button.
I finally had to grab the owner's manual to figure it out.
The button was located... inside the map pocket on the driver's door.

I think if they maybe hid it under the seat,
that might have been a stupider place for it?

Tank filled, I zipped back to the hotel.
Shortly afterwards Ruby got off work, we packed up and headed out.

The drive back to the airport was uneventful.
But what about when I returned the car?
Everyone remember the insurance assurance?

I parked the car, stepped out and was greeted by an agent.
As I popped the trunk, I said. "There should be a note on file."
I walked around to the back, pulled out the suitcases and looked up.
The agent had already gone and fetched a supervisor.
"I'm told there's supposed to be a note on file? Can you tell me what it's for?"
So I explained about the insurance and the price adjustment.
He looked at the receipt in his hand and said. "Looks like it's already taken care of."
The receipt was for the original $212 amount.

Wow. That was easy!

We walked over to the Terminal checked our bag and proceeded through security.
We always chuckle a bit when we do.
Usually, but not always, Ruby will set off the metal detector.
They'll wand her, make her take off her shoes, etc.
They never do seem to find the metal plate she has in her ankle from a past surgery.

The flight home was also uneventful.
Ruby had some chips! Yay!
Money well spent.

We arrived back in Winnipeg safe and sound.
Retrieved our bag, found the car, drove home.

And that was that for that Toronto trip.

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And now I've got a wee little favour to ask.
As you all know (and if you don't... why don't you?)
Kay and I are heading off to the World soon.

I've got a list of a few things I want to show her, see, do, etc.
But what I'd like are some suggestions from you guys.
Not rides. I think I've got that covered.
Well, unless you think there's one that I might miss.
Not restaurants... well, not Table service anyway. Got my ADRs in already.

But other stuff.
Snacks?
Fun things that are overlooked?
(Everyone know about The Great Piggy Bank Adventure at Epcot?)

Oh. Right.
Ya need an incentive, don't you.

Okay. Anyone with a suggestion that
a. We wind up doing, and;
b. I hadn't already planned,
gets some bonus points in the next round.

Annnnndddd.... go!

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