Fred and Wilma 'Wonder' Through the Panama Canal - With a Couple of Stowaways

Joh - on the 2nd cruise of the b2b I'm in 6507 which is a sideways room. Really pleased to hear you like it!

Another great update. Ouch on the sun burn :( I use factor 30 or even 50 as I only have to look at the sun and I burn!

I really need to do this in 2017!
 


This sounds like another lovely day even with the sunburn. What a shame that you got burned so early in the trip. The group photo is amazing and I think the dress and cardigan worked very well.

Corinna
 
Hi Joh! This vacation can't come fast enough! My husband banned me from WDW for a year, and I've had MAJOR withdrawl!!! In fact, haven't been there since we met at Yak and Yeti!!!:sunny: Keep in touch...I did a pre trip blog...:-)
 
You did an excellent job of hiding the sunburn with your dress and cardi (can highly recommend ultrasun aftersun it is even better than my beloved aloe vera). Glad you described those scallops on risotto as they look like pickled onions :goodvibes:
I would have to lose two stone before a cruise as I'm sure that's how much I would put on eating and drinking that amount.
 


Sunburn is the worst. Lovely chilled out day. You said 303 was bad in the quiz, what was it out of? Got my fitbit.
 
You looked lovely, regardless of having a sunburn! I imagine that there were lots of people running around like that!
 
Im really enjoying reading about your trip Joh - Ive just read it all so far in one go. Waiting now for the next instalment
 
This sounds like another lovely day even with the sunburn. What a shame that you got burned so early in the trip. The group photo is amazing and I think the dress and cardigan worked very well.

Corinna

Corinna, luckily it was hte only sunburn I got through the holiday - I learned after that to put plenty of sunscreen on. The group photo really was awesome - there were a few people missing but we were pretty well represented.

Hi Joh! This vacation can't come fast enough! My husband banned me from WDW for a year, and I've had MAJOR withdrawl!!! In fact, haven't been there since we met at Yak and Yeti!!!:sunny: Keep in touch...I did a pre trip blog...:-)

Jenny, more than a year! WOW! You must be desperate to get back. That meeting at Yak & Yeti seems like such a long time ago now. I will check out your pre-trip report when I have a minute.

You did an excellent job of hiding the sunburn with your dress and cardi (can highly recommend ultrasun aftersun it is even better than my beloved aloe vera). Glad you described those scallops on risotto as they look like pickled onions :goodvibes:
I would have to lose two stone before a cruise as I'm sure that's how much I would put on eating and drinking that amount.

Thanks - I wish I'd had a black cardigan, it would have gone better with the dress. But at least I was covered. We actually have some great sunburn stuff but it is in our Owner's Locker in Orlando so wasn't much use to me there! I actually gained 6lbs while we were away, which I don't think was too bad for nearly 3 weeks. I am pretty sure the walking eery day was what saved me.

Sunburn is the worst. Lovely chilled out day. You said 303 was bad in the quiz, what was it out of? Got my fitbit.

Claire, I never learn - I nearly always burn at least once on every trip. I think that is why Gary really didn't have much sympathy. The quiz was like Pointless so the idea was to get a low score - 303 was rubbish! I saw that you had got your Fitbit, I got a friend request from you (at least I hope it was from you ;) )

You looked lovely, regardless of having a sunburn! I imagine that there were lots of people running around like that!

Thanks Erin, I didn't see anybody who looked quite as lobster-like as me but I like to think I wasn't the only one. Stay tuned, I am just about to post Day 5 - you guilted me into it ;)

Im really enjoying reading about your trip Joh - Ive just read it all so far in one go. Waiting now for the next instalment

Hey there, thanks for reading. Next chapter is coming up any minute now...
 
Chapter 10 – Have a drink-o for Cinco de Mayo

Tuesday May 5th

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Today was another day at sea. I woke up especially early this morning, having slept really badly due to my poorly sunburnt knees rubbing on the bed sheets. I got up, washed and dressed and headed up the stairs to deck 9 where I caught up some more of my journal. After dropping my bag and notebook back to the room, I joined the other ladies for our early morning deck 4 walk. We were down to five this morning – myself, Mari, Jayne, Kim and Andrea. We walked for about an hour, then Mari, Andrea and I went up to deck 9 for water. Andrea also got some fruit. We decided we would go and watch Clayton’s morning show, which started at 8.30 in Studio Sea. Today’s ‘special guest’ was Chuck Wagner, a Broadway star who had starred in musicals such as Into The Woods and Beauty And The Beast. There was something about him that I didn’t really like; he just seemed quite arrogant, although admittedly he was a very talented singer. Clayton announced that he and Ugo (the Hotel Director) would be having a cook-off later in the cruise. Leslie (the Assistant Cruise Director) asked what he cooked and he replied “I can cook, I can cook…burgers…um…leftovers…I can cook…Cheesecake Factory!) Leslie looked at the camera and said “Watch out Ugo, Clayton is coming to get you with his…uh…Cheesecake Factory leftovers”

After the show, I went back to the room to shower and change; then Gary and I went to breakfast at Beach Blanket Buffet. I tried to be a little healthy this morning and had some pink grapefruit with brown sugar, which was really very good. I then undid my healthy efforts with pastries and French toast.





Gary went to Captain Puckett’s talk and I sat in the shade and caught up on my journal. I was on my own this morning as Kim and Terry had gone to Palo brunch (I think) and there was no sign of Tony and Tee. But it was nice to have some alone time and I finally got all caught up on my trip notes. I was a bit peckish - OK, that’s a lie, I wasn’t hungry at all. I saw somebody nearby with a soft pretzel and decided I wanted one so went to Pinocchio’s Pizzeria to get one. They had two flavours – salted and cinnamon cream cheese. I got salted but hardly ate any as there was melted butter brushed on top and it was just far too buttery for me.



Shortly afterwards Tony and Tee arrived. Tony ordered the Drink of the Day, which was a Yellow Bird (white rum, Galliano, crème de banana and equal amounts of orange and pineapple juice).



Gary came back from Captain Puckett’s talk and we decided to go to Tritons for lunch. As we were sitting at our table, I noticed a whole bunch of people looking out of one of the portholes in the corridor outside. I wondered if it could be dolphins and, just as I was contemplating going out to look, our server came to take our order. I told him I was thinking of going out to look but he said it wouldn’t be dolphins, they were just probably looking at the big waves (it had been quite choppy this morning). So I stayed put and we placed our order. Just then Kim and Terry passed by and we waved. They came in and told us they had just seen dolphins outside. Our server apologised so I jokingly said “That’s OK, I can see dolphins any time I like in England”. I’m not sure he got my humour.

Lunch was really lovely. I had the smoked duck salad, which was fantastic, followed by the steak and cheese croissant sandwich and chocolate cake for dessert. I figured it was OK – after all, I had fruit for breakfast ;)







Gary had some kind of soup (Mexican? Tortilla? Mexican tortilla?), followed by the curry and rhubarb crumble.







Gary said his was lovely, except the crumble was served cold, which was a little odd.

After such a big lunch, Tony was in need of a lie down.



Just kidding; actually, we had Mixology next so made our way to Cadillac Lounge after a quick stop back at the room to quickly change and grab my list of participants, so we could check everyone was there.

When we arrived, several from our group were already there – Joe and Andrea, Cindy, Mari and Jeff, Heather and her husband John. Mari passed out beads with Cinco de Mayo medallions that she had made for everybody. Before long the rest of the group arrived and we got started. We were missing a couple of people, who were feeling under the weather due to the movement of the ship (as I said earlier, it really was rocking today).





Pablo was our teacher for the afternoon and gave us a bit of background to mixology, explained some of the terms used and the equipment needed. The format of the class was a bit different to that which we had done on the Fantasy a couple of years ago. In that one, three or four people at a time made enough drinks for everybody. In this one, Pablo asked for three or four volunteers to make full sized versions of the sample drinks we all had in front of us.



The first drink (on the right) was some kind of horrible concoction, involving gin and cucumber. Pablo actually asked me to make the large version of this one, but I asked him if I could make something different since I really didn’t like it (I’d sneaked a sip of it before we started). It tasted like a glass of salad! I don’t think Joe was impressed either.



Gary quite liked it, so he volunteered to make one, as did David and Sally. Pablo seemed to have the opinion that people from the UK drank a lot so he poured quite a lot of gin into Gary’s glass.





Next up was a French Martini. I am not the biggest fan but, hey, it’s got vodka in it! And Chambord. I love this picture – Jeff and Joe both look as though they’re thinking “Woah, go easy girl”.





Cheers!



Next drink was the Yellow Bird, today’s Drink of the Day.



It was about this time that poor Vicky was looking a little green around the gills – not through drink but from the movement of the ship – and was not drinking much, bless her. I don’t recall who made the full size Yellow Bird drinks – I think Scott, Heather and Tony – it was about now that the French Martini was starting to kick in! The next drink was one which I really liked, despite it having whisky in it – the Triple Crowned (although I had always thought it was called the Double Crowned?)

After that, Kim and Jif made the shot drink, which was called a jellyfish.









All in all, it was a very successful – and fun – mixology class. We stuck around for a while afterwards and chatted. And took drunken pictures.









Kim and Terry had mentioned that they were taking a galley tour later in the week and persuaded us to join them (not that we needed much persuading) so we went to Guest Services to book it up. They also had another mixology class (organised by DCL this time) booked on the 9th so we booked onto that too. While chatting to Cindy, I discovered that she was doing a mojito tasting on the 14th (our last day on the ship) so I decided I would join her for that also. I told Gary he could pack while Cindy and I drank.
 
Chapter 11 - Black and white and (still) red all over

We sat in the chairs by Guest Services for a while, just chatting. Kim and I were comparing how many steps we had done on our Fitbits. She was about 500 up on me so I said I was going for a walk. I walked straight up the stairs from the atrium and past the Future Cruise desk. Since I was passing, I figured I may as well book another cruise, so I gave the guy my name, stateroom number and told him I wanted to book a placeholder cruise and it was done – in less than a minute! Kim turned up – she had figured she didn’t want me to beat her on steps and, since she was at the Future Cruise desk, she figured she may as well book a placeholder cruise too. Back downstairs, the boys told us they were going for a beer – clearly, they hadn’t had enough to drink! Kim and I didn’t need any more so we decided to line up for pictures with Donald and Goofy instead. We bumped into Mari and her family – very impressed with Jeff’s quick change after mixology – so had group pictures taken with them. No character pictures as I decided against buying them and hadn’t thought to give the Shutters photographer my camera. However, have this bonus picture of the gorgeous Mari and her beautiful family.



While we were in line for the characters, I got chatting to Charmaine, who was in line behind us. She asked me a couple of questions about mixology and something else and I promised to check on the answers for her and leave a note in her Fish Extender. Of course, having had a few to drink, I promptly forgot what it was she had asked me and so I had to apologise profusely for not having done it, when I saw her next a couple of days later. After character photos, Kim and I went upstairs to find our men. It was so choppy, the pool was like a wave pool – and it was empty.



The guys were at the bar, but there was a really noisy and rowdy group of people there so we moved to the side and sat chatting for a while. The group eventually disappeared, but next thing we knew one of the young ladies from the group was swaying her way towards us. Every now and again she would stop and look around, as if she wasn’t sure where she was or what she was doing. Then she would weave her way onwards. She walked right up to our table, just looked at us and then walked away. At that point, Clayton walked past us so Terry had a quiet word with him and he went to help her out.

We decided it was about time we got ready for dinner. Tonight was Animator’s Palate and, since it was the show dinner, we had agreed that we would all wear black and white. I was going to wear a black and white dress but I was still very pink so opted for the safe option of covering every inch of bare skin instead. We were the last to arrive tonight and everyone looked really great in their balck and white outfits. Of course, typically, tonight was the one night we didn't get a picture of us all at the table! Have a picture of me posing somewhat drunkenly in a porthole instead!



I ordered a Blueberrilicious even though it had tequila in it, as I’d had it before, on our last cruise and thought I liked it. It turned out I didn’t like it that much after all. It had seeds in it, which I hate. And I could really taste the tequila.



I really didn’t like the sound of any of the appetisers so I asked if I could get the brie from Triton’s rotational menu, which was no problem at all. I also had steak and fries. Very unadventurous tonight!





Gary had the chicken with roasted root vegetables and mashed potato.



For dessert, I had the white chocolate cheesecake. Julie ordered the same.



Just as we'd finished up our desserts, Milan brought out another couple of plates and apologised. Apparently we had been given the no sugar added cheesecake by mistake, instead of the ones we'd ordered. Of course, since he had gone to the trouble of bringing it, we had to eat it!

At dinner Julie and Jim had mentioned that the tour they’d originally had booked for Cartagena had been cancelled and asked what we were all doing. Kim and Terry were taking a private tour, but we were doing a DCL one with Tony and Tee so Julie said they would stop by the Port Adventures desk and see if they could book onto the same one. Everyone seemed really tired tonight and there was no event in WaveBands so, after dinner, we called it a night and made our way back to the room. On the way we bumped into Sally and Scott. Sally mentioned that she had seen on Facebook that somebody had already started a group for the 2017 Panama Canal cruise. We had already discussed that many of us were planning to do it all again in 2017. Sally and I joked that we would have to set up a splinter group! We discussed our plans for Cartagena the next day and discovered that we were doing the same excursion.

As we arrived back in the room, our phone was ringing. It was Julie to say that, unfortunately, they had been unable to book on the excursion with us but she offered to lend us an umbrella as rain was forecast for the next day. Gary was popping up to deck 9 to get drinks so he popped round to their room to get it.

Tonight’s towel animal was a dinosaur (diplodocus?)

 
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Really enjoying your adventures ... we always try and book the Deck 6 sideways cabins and have been in quite a few of them now. Last cruise we ended up in Deck 5 sideways and directly above the theatre, which was not good, as often the rehearsals went on late and we felt as though we were on stage with the performers it was that loud at times.
 
Chapter 12 – Who told you this bus was going to Cartagena?

Wednesday May 6th

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I slept in this morning – didn’t wake up until 6.15! After I had showered and dressed, I packed my bag with everything I figured we needed for the day. When Gary was ready, we popped up to Beach Blanket Buffet for some breakfast. Gary had his usual granola while I opted for grapefruit and orange segments, plus an omelette and hash browns.

Cartagena was quite an unusual port as it was slap bang in the middle of a working dock/shipping area. All around us were huge shipping containers and high rise buildings, yet in the distance you could see La Popa Monastery up on the hill (excuse the slightly misty photos, my camera lens got a bit fogged up as it was so humid).







After breakfast, we headed directly down the stairs to WaveBands, where there was a huge line of people waiting to check in for their respective excursions. We joined the back of the line at the entrance to Route 66. After a few seconds, Tony appeared and said that we needed to check in with them so that we would all be in the same group (Sally and Scott were with them too), so we got to skip the line (sorry to everyone who was waiting). We were put in ‘red Donald’ group and, within a couple of minutes, we were heading off the ship and onto waiting buses. As we exited the ship on deck 1, there were some flamenco dancers to greet us.



Our guide was called Martin and he gave us additional stickers with his name on. As the excursion went on, it was obvious why. At every stop there were people everywhere and it would have been very easy to forget where you were supposed to be, especially as we kept bumping into various members of our cruise group who were all on different excursions or in different groups. Our first stop was San Felipe fort (Castillo San Felipe de Barajas). It reminded me very much of Castillo de San Marcos in St Augustine.

As we stepped down from the bus, we were engulfed by a sea of local traders trying to sell us hats, sunglasses, fans, jewellery and pretty much anything else you could think of. We had to fight our way through, saying “No thank you, no thank you” in order to get to the fort and take some pictures.











Looks like Christa’s husband, Ryan, managed to covertly photobomb this one.







With the exception of the street vendors, I actually really liked the fort and would have liked to spend some more time there, particularly to have taken a walk up to the top – not necessarily on this day, though, as it was so hot you were practically melting the second you stepped out of the air conditioning. Tee did actually buy a very pretty necklace, with green stones. She was very brave as I worried that if they saw you buying one thing, they might think you were an easy target. It didn’t seem to be the case though - they were harassing everybody equally.

We were very relieved to get back on the bus, both for the air conditioning and for some peace and quiet. Back on the bus, we saw that people had been playing musical chairs and other people were sitting where we had been before so we just grabbed a couple of empty seats near the front. Unfortunately, that made us somewhat unpopular with the people who had been sitting in those seats before. Our next stop was to be La Popa Monastery and we set off, with Martin giving us some commentary about things we passed on the way.



On the road, we saw this little old man who obviously had a bunch of cold drinks that he was planning to sell. I would not have wanted to be him in that heat, on that road, with that weight on his bicycle.



La Popa Monastery, as you will have seen from my earlier photo, is situated on top of a 150m high hill and is the highest point in Cartagena. The road up to it was pretty hairy, with lots of hairpin bends. How our coach made it up there, I will never know. At many points we were literally looking out the window of the coach and down a sheer drop. We saw evidence of landslides wherever we looked. The houses (or huts) were all ramshackle but all had satellite dishes outside.





One of the reasons we had chosen this excursion was for the trip up to Lap Popa and, despite having been told that we wouldn’t get to go into the monastery, we did get to go in. Even if we hadn’t gone inside, it would have been worth the trip just for the amazing views from the top.













The inside of the monastery and the courtyard was stunningly beautiful. Unfortunately, I couldn’t fit the 22K gold altar in my handbag!















There were a few more people selling things here but it was nowhere near as bad as those near the fort. I loved the monastery and was so glad we’d had a chance to see it.
 
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