Canadian Buffoon's Solo Disney Vacation - Update 07/08! pp99 - Here today gone tomorrow

It took me forever but I think I've read it all!!

I'm so sorry! Are you all right? Can I get you anything?
Tylenol?
Cool cloth for your forehead?
A blow to the head to induce short term memory loss?


Is there anything you haven't tried at Disney yet???

Oh, my....
So many, many things to do still.


But I can pretty much guarantee that what I'll do the next day will blow. your. mind.

I guess they keep coming up with new things...but...you have sure done a lot!!

And that amazes me.
That you think that, I mean.


I see what others have done and I just :sad2:
I keep thinking "I've done nothing yet!"


I really do feel like I'm behind everyone else in what they've seen/done at Disney.

I keep a running to-do list of things that I'd still like to do/see/eat.
And it just keeps getting bigger!


It will take me a few more trips lol...gotta get on that!

::yes::
 
Ha I guess on the DIS there will always be people who have been to Disney more and seen/done/eaten more things lol...You'd have to pretty much live there....I just wish once I had the time to really take it all in and not rush at all...you know? Like spend a whole day in each country in Epcot...or each land in MK...or some such siliness...maybe when I'm retired....sigh. Keeping a running to do list is a great idea though! I think I will start one that I will have with me whenever I get back there!
 
Ha I guess on the DIS there will always be people who have been to Disney more and seen/done/eaten more things lol...

::yes::

You'd have to pretty much live there....

Okay. Good idea.

Bye!

(I wish)

I just wish once I had the time to really take it all in and not rush at all...you know?

Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.

Like spend a whole day in each country in Epcot...or each land in MK...or some such siliness...maybe when I'm retired....sigh.

And that's just what I tried to do... well maybe not a day in each country,
but more time.


How successful was I? Keep reading!

Keeping a running to do list is a great idea though! I think I will start one that I will have with me whenever I get back there!

I keep seeing stuff on these boards and thinking,
"Oh! I want to try that!"


If I don't write it down, it ain't happening.
 
A sashay, if done correctly, is slower than walking.
It's in the same category as meandering and moseying,
with slightly more purpose.

It's about the same speed as sauntering, but with more flare or pizzazz.

Now, you are going to ride the Jungle Cruise, and then eat the Salmon at Columbia Harbor House.
 


I was on the edge of my seat for the first half or so of this update. Stop teasing us by walking by/in and out of various quick service restaurants!!

OOOOO the braised pork is on my must-try list. And I LOVE the Master's Cupcake. The grey stuff is indeed delicious.

I'm going to win this contest on bonus points and charisma, just watch.

I think you're skimping on Ariel pictures, if I'm being honest.

Okay, my guessing so far has failed me, but I'll give it a shot:
Space Mountain
Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe
Chicken & ribs

Thanks for the great update!
 
Okay finally caught up. Let's try for a guess before he posts, and go completely off the page so I can score big. I am going to say Barnstormer, 'cause you love roller coasters, but you can't do SM. And you ate at the Golden Oak Outpost and had waffle fries with BBQ Pork and Slaw, 'cause it looked really good when I sauntered by last month...
 


I was on the edge of my seat for the first half or so of this update.

I'm so sorry to hear that you were completely bored out of your mind for the second half or so of the update.
I'll try and do better next time, okay?


Stop teasing us by walking by/in and out of various quick service restaurants!!

You want me to tease you with something else, huh?


Try not to be boring. Be more creative with the teasing.
Got it.


Boy this TR writing is harder than it looks!


OOOOO the braised pork is on my must-try list.

And it should be! It was really good.

And I LOVE the Master's Cupcake. The grey stuff is indeed delicious

::yes::

I'm going to win this contest on bonus points and charisma, just watch.

:lmao: Okay, I wanna see this!

I think you're skimping on Ariel pictures, if I'm being honest.

I actually had more that I didn't post.
A couple where someone's head is in the frame.
And another one where you only see her from the back.

But you're right. You can never have enough Ariel pictures.


Okay, my guessing so far has failed me, but I'll give it a shot:
Space Mountain
Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe
Chicken & ribs

Okay. Got it...
But.... I can tell you that Space might not be your best choice.
What with my physiotherapist telling me not to ride it, etc.
So you might... just might... want to guess again?


Thanks for the great update!

Thanks for reading! :goodvibes

Okay finally caught up.

Aren't you glad I didn't post another one yet?
it's actually pretty much ready to go, just holding off for a bit.


Let's try for a guess before he posts, and go completely off the page so I can score big.

Go big or go home?
Big risks big rewards?


I am going to say Barnstormer, 'cause you love roller coasters, but you can't do SM. And you ate at the Golden Oak Outpost and had waffle fries with BBQ Pork and Slaw, 'cause it looked really good when I sauntered by last month...

Gotcha. You'll know soon if your gamble paid off.
 
I just read through the comments and saw that you're not supposed to ride SM...but I think you live on the edge so I'm stickin' with it. (Also, too much pride to change my answer.)
 
I just read through the comments and saw that you're not supposed to ride SM...but I think you live on the edge so I'm stickin' with it. (Also, too much pride to change my answer.)

Are you sure????
This is what I told Tammie.
(Lots... and I mean lots of people are getting second... and third chances.)


Here is a list of prohibited rides.
Pooh, 7DMT, HM, BTMRR, POC, PP, Philharmagic... all ridden (or seen)
I've ruled out Magic Carpets.
Space is a no-no for sore necks.
Splash was down.
Under the sea was being refurbed.


Choose anything else! Anything!!! Anything!!!!!!
 
You'll have to choose door number one or the box that Carol is holding. I already took door number 3
 
I'll take the box!!! And Buzz Lightyear. My gut is telling me Tomorrowland and I'm sticking to it.
 
So, I'm going to go with Gaston's again.... and the pork shank & LeFou's Brew.... I've got to be right, eventually... maybe... right? Also, can I have some points? I have one measly point. That's so sad.
 
So, I'm going to go with Gaston's again.... and the pork shank & LeFou's Brew.... I've got to be right, eventually... maybe... right?

:laughing: I don't know. You might be. Might not be.
But don't you want the bonus points for my next ride, too?


Just remember, it can't be any of these:
Pooh, 7DMT, HM, BTMRR, POC, PP, Philharmagic... all ridden (or seen)
I've ruled out Magic Carpets.
Space is a no-no for sore necks.
Splash was down.
Under the sea was being refurbed.


Better hurry. I'm posting the next update soon!


Also, can I have some points? I have one measly point. That's so sad.

Sure! No problem. All you had to do was ask.
 
No new update yet? Come on, we've guessed --- some people two and three times. cough cough cough Oh excuse me, cold's not quite gone.

So I had a weird dream,,, and I didn't even take NyQuil! Disney's newest hotel was in Epcot, the country was Austria, and the resort was based on Auschwitz!!! Then some of the CM's kidnapped a bunch of people to fight in the war and be on their Olympic team. I told you I have strange dreams!

Also I'm thinking of dying my hair red. What do you think?
 
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I would just like to note that I am actually replying before even ONE update has been posted since my last reply. I am pretty sure that has NEVER happened before. Are you okay? Am I okay?

I mentioned that I think it's because Disney assumes
everyone has access to a computer before they leave home,
but not everyone has a smart phone or iPod/iPad/whatever.
Pfft. Disney's all of a sudden about "fair"? What in the world???? There are people who live right next door and can go every day; I have to fly across the country. So disney should make sure that we are on a fair playing field - that local person should have to sit in a tin can for 10 hours before she is allowed in the parks.

Just make the FP+s day-of available by app, Disney - the VAST majority of people have access to it! So nuts!!!

I was wondering if anyone would notice if I changed it up.

I actually sashayed.
Phew!!! You actually had my head spinning and my knees buckling.

When someone says "I had _____ for dinner."
I never know if they mean lunch or supper.
And when someone says, "I had _________ for supper," I have to look around and make sure I haven't been transported back in time to the days of Laura Ingalls and The Little House on the Prairie..... :rolleyes1

I'm going to win this contest on bonus points and charisma, just watch.
Good luck with that - he's pretty stingy with the effort and creativity points, so........ :tiptoe:

Okay, my guessing so far has failed me, but I'll give it a shot:
Space Mountain
Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe
Chicken & ribs
Wait. What? We were supposed to identify a RIDE too?

Wait. What? Did I do that???? I don't think so.

Were we supposed to?

I don't know.

Just in case - HM again!!!!

I no longer even know what questions I'm competing on for the win. :eek:
 
No new update yet? Come on, we've guessed --- some people two and three times. cough cough cough Oh excuse me, cold's not quite gone.

Patience. Patience.
I was thinking of posting tonight, but... well, a certain straggler said they'd post today, but hasn't.
Then I see that several others have posted updates tonight, so I figured I'd wait a bit longer.


So I had a weird dream,,, and I didn't even take NyQuil! Disney's newest hotel was in Epcot, the country was Austria, and the resort was based on Auschwitz!!! Then some of the CM's kidnapped a bunch of people to fight in the war and be on their Olympic team. I told you I have strange dreams!

:eek: Holy!.... You weren't kidding when you said you have strange dreams!
I'm thinking that the word strange isn't strange enough!


Also I'm thinking of dying my hair red. What do you think?

Well, you usually can't go wrong with red. There's only one colour that's better.


No. Actually there isn't. Red is always the best.
Unless of course you're thinking of clown red or neon, glow in the dark red.
That's not so great.


I would just like to note that I am actually replying before even ONE update has been posted since my last reply. I am pretty sure that has NEVER happened before. Are you okay? Am I okay?

I'm okay if you're okay.

See? I'm making a conscientious effort to slow down.
It's driving Carrie nuts, mind you.


Pfft. Disney's all of a sudden about "fair"? What in the world???? There are people who live right next door and can go every day; I have to fly across the country. So disney should make sure that we are on a fair playing field - that local person should have to sit in a tin can for 10 hours before she is allowed in the parks.

So... tell me how you really feel. :rolleyes2

Then again, knowing Disney, they'd make that 10 hours in a tin can really, really entertaining.
You'd have to FP+ it because the lines would be too long.


Just make the FP+s day-of available by app, Disney - the VAST majority of people have access to it! So nuts!!!

It would be nice.... Smidgy (I wonder where she went? :confused3) might disagree.

Phew!!! You actually had my head spinning and my knees buckling.

I often have that effect on women.

Followed by retching and a general sense of disgust.

And when someone says, "I had _________ for supper," I have to look around and make sure I haven't been transported back in time to the days of Laura Ingalls and The Little House on the Prairie..... :rolleyes1

Well, I sorta do live in a little house and Winnipeg is considered to be on the prairie, so...

Good luck with that - he's pretty stingy with the effort and creativity points, so........ :tiptoe:

That reminds me... I haven't deducted points from anyone in a while now...

Wait. What? We were supposed to identify a RIDE too?

Wait. What? Did I do that???? I don't think so.

Were we supposed to?

I don't know.

Just in case - HM again!!!!

I no longer even know what questions I'm competing on for the win. :eek:

1. HM is one of the prohibited ride guesses. And;
2. Relax. You've already guessed Jungle Cruise.
 

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