DCL Confessions

[poohmomof5]

My DW is one of the compulsive H2O product hoarders. We have overflowing boxes, bags, etc. of them at home. I've never understood this - perhaps it is preparation for some apocalypse where having nice hair and skin will be critical survival skills?

So, about a year ago I took half of them and gave them to my mother-in-law to use at her 2nd home... and DW never even had a clue they were gone!

Wow, what kind of person would do that to their unsuspecting (albeit hoarder) wife???



You better hope she doesn't see this or no more Exotic Rasul for you!

 

[poohmomof5]

Thought of another one!

My Mother in Law was on the cruise with us and we had sent them a cheese and cracker tray.

The food was served on a lovely silver tray and my MIL took it home with her!!!! She finally asked us about a year later if she was supposed to have that or not, YIKES!!!

She said that the host left it in her room so she thought it was part of the gift, lol!

 

[TDluvsDaisy]

On one of our first Magic cruises many years ago our family had a busy day and we were all on our own for lunch. I was getting sick of the fast stuff on deck 9 so I decided to head to Parrot Cay for the buffet. So I walked up by myself and the host said "Single?" and I said yes... thinking that he was just asking if it was just me alone for lunch.

Well, he proceeded to take me to a big table with a couple of the entertainment cast members and about 10 other people. I had inadvertently stumbled into the 'Cruising Single' mixer lunch. I awkwardly ate and made as little polite small talk as possible knowing my DW and 5 kids were on board!

I ate quickly and was the first to leave... I will never forget the cast member saying "did we scare you off?" as I left!

Oh, and I pee in the stateroom showers.

So funny!!!

 

[DitkaFan]

Every day I would put the tube of lotion in my toilet kit so the room attendant would bring more. I ADORE the H2O body butter, sad that its not on the ship anymore.

What? When we cruised in Feb the rooms still had body butter in them. When did this happen?
Update...
nm, i just checked it was lotion this past Feb. I guess I am still working off the Body butter stock I have left from the previous cruises

 

[Floridagram]

I got super dressed up for formal night. After dinner, I had to kick off my fancy shoes because my feet were beyond swollen, and I wore my old croc flip flops under my formal for the rest of the night.

Can't tell I'm in flip flops here, but I am standing on my tip toes so the front of my dress wasn't on the ground...

That is a really pretty dress! You are my kind of girl except that since I am over 50 now I may have worn the crocs all night if they did not show!

 

[MrsMork]

What? When we cruised in Feb the rooms still had body butter in them. When did this happen?
Update...
nm, i just checked it was lotion this past Feb. I guess I am still working off the Body butter stock I have left from the previous cruises

Body lotion now. I miss the body butter too....hardly worth the weight in the suitcase coming home now.

 

[TwinPrincessMermaids]

Body lotion now. I miss the body butter too....hardly worth the weight in the suitcase coming home now.

...probably why they switched...

 

[MrsMork]

...probably why they switched...

Yep

 

[g3pak]

when someone on this thread says "exotic rasul" I assume they mean...as one person said on another thread...a muddy conjugal visit in that part of the spa?

 

[VowRenewal13]

I fall asleep in movies and during the shows. It embarasses my family because I snore (loud).
I also walk around the ship with wine in a glass filled in my stateroom.

 

[mommy2allgirls]

I accidentally exposed myself at the adult pool. Thankfully we were the only ones in the pool since it was a day in Cozumel and my dh didn't even noticed. That's what I get for not trying on my bathingsuit before we left.

 

[omalley1118]

I fall asleep in movies and during the shows. It embarasses my family because I snore (loud).
I also walk around the ship with wine in a glass filled in my stateroom.

I'm not sure that I have ever seen an entire child's movie!!! I always fall asleep. I also did so during several of the shows...in my defense, I work nights and am therefore perpetually sleep deprived!!! Thankfully, I do not snore...

 

[TwinPrincessMermaids]

I fall asleep in movies and during the shows. It embarasses my family because I snore (loud).
I also walk around the ship with wine in a glass filled in my stateroom.

Do u eat first? If I have main dining and show after, its snooze fest for me too...

 

[MikeAndNick]

On one of our first Magic cruises many years ago our family had a busy day and we were all on our own for lunch. I was getting sick of the fast stuff on deck 9 so I decided to head to Parrot Cay for the buffet. So I walked up by myself and the host said "Single?" and I said yes... thinking that he was just asking if it was just me alone for lunch.

Well, he proceeded to take me to a big table with a couple of the entertainment cast members and about 10 other people. I had inadvertently stumbled into the 'Cruising Single' mixer lunch. I awkwardly ate and made as little polite small talk as possible knowing my DW and 5 kids were on board!

I ate quickly and was the first to leave... I will never forget the cast member saying "did we scare you off?" as I left!

Oh, and I pee in the stateroom showers.

Did you ever think about what the single ladies were thinking when they seen you later with your family? Look at that man that was cheating on his wife and all those kids. I wonder is his wife knows what he is doing?

 

[mtgdisney]

My husband popped the cork from the Champange Bottle into the Ocean, we laughed hysterically.

 

[poohmomof5]

Did you ever think about what the single ladies were thinking when they seen you later with your family? Look at that man that was cheating on his wife and all those kids. I wonder is his wife knows what he is doing?

 

[VowRenewal13]

I'm not sure that I have ever seen an entire child's movie!!! I always fall asleep. I also did so during several of the shows...in my defense, I work nights and am therefore perpetually sleep deprived!!! Thankfully, I do not snore...

We always have late dinner seating, so the shows and movies are in the afternoons. I am getting better though. I managed to stay awake during the past 3 movies I have seen.

 

[shmoogrrrl]

Oh, and I pee in the stateroom showers.

Just to be clear, you aren't staying in 9176 on the Fantasy, right?

My husband would further like to clarify that you only pee in YOUR stateroom, shower, correct? You aren't going into open rooms, peeing in showers and hiding people's red pillows under their beds?

 

[lilpooh108]

Two weeks ago on the Transatlantic I went back to my room in the middle of the day, door was open and the host was cleaning the bathroom. I was beat so went in and laid on the bed anyway, host walked into the main room, and OMG THAT'S NOT MY HOST and OM friggin G that isn't my stuff on the dresser. I was in the wrong room! Accidentally got off the elevator at 7 instead of 6 and just made myself at home on their bed. As I was rushing out I told the host "this never happened, we will never speak of it again".

 

[g3pak]

Just to be clear, you aren't staying in 9176 on the Fantasy, right?

9176? We are staying in 9174 in September. When are you going?