Thumping Our Way Through Disneyland.

Of course it would be to fund the trip. What else what it be used for? My days of visiting the gentleman's clubs are gone now that I'm married.

I'm playing catch up right now... but before I read the last chapter, had to comment on this.

I never mentioned the gentleman's clubs.... but thanks for letting us all know where your mind is at! :rotfl2:

What I meant was the money was going to.... "Come on lucky seven!!" (or similar amusements)
 
Nebo probably didnt believe me when he asked if there was fireworks.

That's okay. When was the last time you believed him about anything???

I asked Lady H if she was having fun. She said yeah and leaned over to give me a kiss.

Just then fireworks went off. Man that must have been some kiss. Try that again. She did and fireworks went off again.

Wow! Can I try? < ow! stop hitting me, Ruby! >

Turns out the fireworks were coming from DL, but Lady H set them off.

Occupational hazard.

I think thats the one cool thing about DLR. No matter where you are at, you can see the fireworks at DL. If you remember, the first night we were at DTD and we could see them. We saw them while we were at DL and now we can see them from DCA.

I looked, last night from my front porch, but didn't see them. Then again, maybe they didn't have any last night. I'll try again, and let you know.

but it was told that we needed to see this place at night. It truly is a sight to see at night.

Great pics T-Man. Were they all handheld or did you prop up the camera on something?

After Luigi's we head on over to RSR. Yup, still a long wait. 120 minute wait and 45 minutes even for Single Rider.

Even after the daytime crowds are gone, huh? Wow.

That'll be the day I stand in line for 2 hours to go on a ride.

We have to be up early again tomorrow, and get ready to drive an hour and a half to San Diego.

Ya just can't win, can ya? You get up early to beat the crowds and make rope drop... then you have to get up early to go home... then you have to get up early to go back to work so you can afford to go to Disney so you can get up early to beat the crowds and make rope drop... then you have to get up early to go home.............. ad infinitum ad nauseum

We had some Disney Pixie dust sprinkled on us this night.... Just as we got to the shuttle stop, the shuttle was already there. No waiting 40 minutes for it this time.

I thought at first that's what you meant about pixie dust.

They had bought or received a 3 week pass with their hotel package and still had several days left on their passes, so they gave them to us to use.

Nice! :thumbsup2 Good ol' Disney magic. :)

The only downside was we would have to play dodge the cars to cross the street. After he said he would drop us off right before the light so we can use the crosswalk, taking all the fun out of trying to cross the street.

Yeah, where's the fun in that? Of course, visiting Disney is harder when you're dead.

Not impossible... just, harder.

Y'all come back now, ya hear. Lady H is going to tell you a story about Sea World.

Looking forward to it. Thanks for the update! :goodvibes
 
I'm in! ::yes:: can't wait to hear your thoughts on DLR.
Low Fat Oreo Cream Pie
1 Large box of cookies and cream instant pudding
2 cups fat free milk
tub fat free whipped topping
Mix pudding and milk let set up for 5 minutes, fold in whipped topping
Pour into crust of choice (i make a ghrahm cracker crust using I can't believe it's not butter half a stick melted and crushed crackers bake 15 minutes)
Chill for 2 holurs

ok so it's not zebra domes with real butter and eggs and... sorry just miss my heart clogger desserts.

Does that get the in on the fun??
I hope you enjoy our corner of Disney. I hear Carsland is amazing.
we are regulars out here so if ya need anything pm me.

Lady H and I thank you for the recipe. Lady H made it yesterday and it was delicious. Although I don't think it was lowfat anymore after adding the oreo cookies.

 
Very nice goodnight. I love how Kissing set the fireworks off. Should be like that every day, right? You can see the fireworks everywhere. Even way up the hill in Anaheim where DH's uncle lives. You can sit out on the balcony and watch them.
 


Very nice goodnight. I love how Kissing set the fireworks off. Should be like that every day, right? You can see the fireworks everywhere. Even way up the hill in Anaheim where DH's uncle lives. You can sit out on the balcony and watch them.

Just not from Winnipeg!
 


I looked, last night from my front porch, but didn't see them. Then again, maybe they didn't have any last night. I'll try again, and let you know.

Maybe you need a more powerful telescope. Or hijack the Google satellite.

Great pics T-Man. Were they all handheld or did you prop up the camera on something?

All handheld I believe. Some of the WoC pictures I may have used the railing, but not often.

Even after the daytime crowds are gone, huh? Wow.

Yup. We were hoping since it was during the week, it may have been a little less busy. No such luck. Hmm. Maybe I better think twice about gambling in Vegas then.

That'll be the day I stand in line for 2 hours to go on a ride.

Or you can do like we did and be there first thing in the morning. Of course by the time you go, something new may come along by then and you won't have to wait.

Ya just can't win, can ya? You get up early to beat the crowds and make rope drop... then you have to get up early to go home... then you have to get up early to go back to work so you can afford to go to Disney so you can get up early to beat the crowds and make rope drop... then you have to get up early to go home..............

Who said we got up early to go home? We're not on that day yet. We did have to get up early most days though. Best way to beat the crowds and get things done.

ad infinitum ad nauseum

What did you call me? Well same to you bub.

Ok, I better go and search Google and see what this means first.


I thought at first that's what you meant about pixie dust.

At first, we thought it was nice to not have to wait this time.


Yeah, where's the fun in that? Of course, visiting Disney is harder when you're dead.

I suppose. Good thing we used the crosswalks then.

Even then it's risky. Anybody else read the story on here about the CM who got hit by an undercover cop at DL? She was in the crosswalk when she got hit. See if I can find the thread.

Looking forward to it. Thanks for the update! :goodvibes

Thanks as always Ponzi.
 
Very nice goodnight.

It was a nice goodnight and thank you. I hope we get the chance to do it again in the near future.

I love how Kissing set the fireworks off. Should be like that every day, right?


If you time it just right, it could happen every night. We're just not a DL every night.

You can see the fireworks everywhere. Even way up the hill in Anaheim where DH's uncle lives. You can sit out on the balcony and watch them.

Apparently Ponzi can't see them from Winnipeg. :confused3

I guess I should've said "you can see the DL fireworks from anywhere at DLR. Whether it be the hotels, Downtown Disney or DCA."
 
Well of course not. With all that aurora borealis around him, how can Pkondzi expect to see the fireworks?

Well that explains it. Thanks bankr. For a minute there, I thought Ponzi was getting like Nebo and needing to see an eye dr. I know Nebo is rubbing off on him, just didn't think Nebo was rubbing off that much on him.
 
We weren't ready to jump into the pool either. There we were, standing at the edge of the pool, dipping our toes in to see how cold the water was. Deciding if we wanted to go in or not. Then this nearly blind, bald headed guy with a fuzzy cup in his hand walks past us and pushes us in. He claims it was an accident and tried to pass it off to his poor eye sight. Claims it was too bright out for him and he didn't see us standing there, and he didn't mean to bump into us knocking us in the water. Yeah, sure it was an accident.:

I'm glad Nebo pushed you both in, I'm really enjoying your TR. I am especially enjoying the fact that you are co-writing it, its great to see two points of view in the same report.

I have read his post 3 times,,, and no where do I come across the name of Nebo, or Steve.
That's malicious accusery!
And the sun was in my eyes.


Nebo probably didnt believe me when he asked if there was fireworks. Oh there were fireworks all right. As we made our way out of the WoC viewing area, I asked Lady H if she was having fun. She said yeah and leaned over to give me a kiss.

Just then fireworks went off. Man that must have been some kiss. Try that again. She did and fireworks went off again. I knew she was one heck of a kisser, but never knew she could set fireworks off. They even continued after she kissed me. Turns out the fireworks were coming from DL, but Lady H set them off. There are no fireworks during WoC, but you can see the fireworks that were going off at DL, after WoC had ended. I think thats the one cool thing about DLR. No matter where you are at, you can see the fireworks at DL. If you remember, the first night we were at DTD and we could see them. We saw them while we were at DL and now we can see them from DCA.

So what is the name of the fireworks show at Disneyland? Did I miss that? I't snot Wishes, right?
It's.
Not.
Is it Fantasy in the sky?


We stopped on Buena Vista St. to watch the fireworks and decided to make our way back towards Carsland once they had finished. As did the rest of the crowd. I knew there would probably be no way we would get to ride RSR again, but it was told that we needed to see this place at night. It truly is a sight to see at night.



Lets see what it looks like down Route 66 at night, shall we.

After Luigi's we head on over to RSR. Yup, still a long wait. 120 minute wait and 45 minutes even for Single Rider. I thought we took a picture of the wait times, but apparently not. Oh well, it was still an amazing sight to see.

So, is Luigi's Tires abasically a bumper car type ride? Now I know why you passed it up earlier in the day.

And Carsland really does look coll at night,,, in April we'll be staying at the Art of Animation for six nights,,yeah,, not in a suite but the Mermaid section,,,b ut even there I've seen it during the day,,, but the Cars section I'm told,,, and the pics I've seen look really cool at night.

We had some Disney Pixie dust sprinkled on us this night. Tonight there were no ECV's waiting to get on our shuttle. If you recall, when we went to DL, there was a lady on an ECV that was waiting to get on, with all her kids and all her packages that just about filled the entire shuttle. And really, I understand the need for an ECV and I'm not trying to be insensitive to that those that use them. The one thing that annoyed me was her kids came out from everywhere when the shuttle pulled up, then they took up a good amount of seats with their packages. They could've held some, or stowed them under their seats, to allow others to sit. But anyways, that was then and this is now (which actually happened way back then).

Had that happen once at the benches waiting for the Magical Depress bus to come,,, this family filled up the benches with all their suitcases and whatnot, where nobody else could sit down. I fixed the problem by taking them and putting them on the ground.
When I asked who they belonged to,, nobody would answer me,, so I took things into my own hands.
Then, "MOM" had a fit,,, and now it was "I" who had a problem hearing. She tried to sic her husband on me, but sometimes it helps being 6'1 and 200 pounds, he didn't want to play.
You don't mess with the Neb on checking out of Disney day!




Ok, let me get back on track now. The pixie dust. pixiedust: Well during our conversation with this couple, they asked how long we had been there and how much longer were we going to be around. We told them this our 4th day here and we'll be here for another 3 1/2 days. I wish I could remember where this couple was from, but the lady offered us her 2 adult passes for the shuttle. They had bought or received a 3 week pass with their hotel package and still had several days left on their passes, so they gave them to us to use. We thanked them graciously and offered to take them to dinner in the future, should our paths ever cross again.

Right,, uh huh,,,that'll happen,,, s******>

Our last bit of pixie dust for the evening was being let off the shuttle way before our stop.

And getting let off before your stop is a good thing. Um,, if you wanted to walk,,, well then,,,,:confused3

Out of a shuttle of about 40 people, there were only 4 people getting off at our stop. The driver offered to drop us off before driving down the road to let everyone else off.

Oooh

The only downside was we would have to play dodge the cars to cross the street. After he said he would drop us off right before the light so we can use the crosswalk, taking all the fun out of trying to cross the street. That didn't bother us one bit. We needed to cross the street anyways.

IS it as bad as trying get across 192 in Kissimmee alive? I practically got a whole chapter out of that. yeah yeah,, I know,, I got a whole chapter once out of just going down the hall go get ice!

We stopped at the liquor store across the street one more time. We had only bought a few park bottles for the day. We were going to see how we were doing on finances before buying more, plus we still had plenty of beer back at the resort to drink. Since the lady saved us money on shuttle passes for the rest of the week, we used the money we would've spent on shuttle passes and bought more park bottles. Plus by eating at Denny's earlier in the day, we actually saved a little money that way as well.

Even after factoring in the toilet paper cost?
sorry
I'm still thinking about Moons over My Hammy.


Soon we were back in our resort room and doing our nightly routine. Sitting out on the balcony, jotting down our notes while enjoying a nice cold beer to cap off the night and to finally cap off this day.

Y'all come back now, ya hear. Lady H is going to tell you a story about Sea World.

Yeah baby, go for it!
 
That's okay. When was the last time you believed him about anything???

Boy, when your back is turned....

Wow! Can I try? < ow! stop hitting me, Ruby! >

You know,,, I was going to use the exact same line,,,:rolleyes2





I looked, last night from my front porch, but didn't see them. Then again, maybe they didn't have any last night. I'll try again, and let you know.

I see now the solution was obvious.
They were there,, you just need to sit on the BACK porch,,, try it tonight, trust me



Even after the daytime crowds are gone, huh? Wow.

That'll be the day I stand in line for 2 hours to go on a ride.

I agree, scared the heck out of me too,, my longest in line is still 55 minutes,, for Splash Mount when it first opened and The DRAGSTER at Cedar Point when my rotten kid led me unsuspectingly into the first seat line,,, and no,,, can't picture ever waiting even that long again. But wow,,, first seat on the Dragster? It was , like Awesome man,,, what a RUSH! 122 miles per hour in 2.8 seconds,,, then straight up 430 feet,,,

No, the video doesn't really work,,, but it is what your eyes will see pretty much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJwWdqgpY3A

Ok, hope it works now,,, I forgot how to do this stuff.


ad infinitum ad nauseum

My mom used to say that phrase,,,ad infinitum, ad nauseum,,, and no,,, I'm not repeating you right now.




Yeah, where's the fun in that? Of course, visiting Disney is harder when you're dead.

sounds like a challenge!

Not impossible... just, harder.

Ah, you were thinking of me.

Looking forward to it. Thanks for the update! :goodvibes


Lady H and I thank you for the recipe. Lady H made it yesterday and it was delicious. Although I don't think it was lowfat anymore after adding the oreo cookies.


Oh man,,, that DOES look good! But Oreos need to be dunked,,how big a glass of milk would I need to dunk that cake?

Just not from Winnipeg!

probably not from Oahu either,,,,I mean Ohio.

Gotta say I wouldn't know. One thing I've yet to see in this lifetime.


No,, suppose not from Santa Fe. They aren't know for their seaside resorts either,,, or , as George Carlin would say,,, " I have a friend who's a Pearl Diver in Santa Fe,,,,been out of work for some time now."

Thanks for the laughs you guys,,, looking forward to picking on Heather next time around.
 
probably not from Oahu either,,,,I mean Ohio.


I wish I were in Oahu or Santa Fe or even LA. This weather blows!
 
Just not from Winnipeg!

Maybe with these? :3dglasses:


Well of course not. With all that aurora borealis around him, how can Pkondzi expect to see the fireworks?

Nature's fireworks!

It was a nice goodnight and thank you. I hope we get the chance to do it again in the near future.



If you time it just right, it could happen every night. We're just not a DL every night.

:love:

Apparently Ponzi can't see them from Winnipeg. :confused3

I guess I should've said "you can see the DL fireworks from anywhere at DLR. Whether it be the hotels, Downtown Disney or DCA."

I would rather think if the winds are right and the stars are right, you can see them fron anywhere :hippie:

Apparently not. I think he may need glasses.

That's what I said - :3dglasses
 
Maybe you need a more powerful telescope. Or hijack the Google satellite.

Hijack the Google satellite? Again? Isn't it enough that I already put a bullseye on Nebo's house?
Go ahead, look up Carpentersville in Google maps, you'll see.













ok, I gotta know. How many of you actually Googled it expecting to see a bullseye?
Natch, Google removed it after a while.

Or you can do like we did and be there first thing in the morning. Of course by the time you go, something new may come along by then and you won't have to wait.

Oh, I'm a big believer in rope drop.

Who said we got up early to go home?

I was merely extrapolating extemporaneously.

Even then it's risky. Anybody else read the story on here about the CM who got hit by an undercover cop at DL? She was in the crosswalk when she got hit.

No! Hadn't heard that. She going to be ok?

Apparently not. I think he may need glasses.

Hah! Jokes on you! I already have glasses. So there.

I see now the solution was obvious.
They were there,, you just need to sit on the BACK porch,,, try it tonight, trust me

I'll try, but since my back porch faces North, it's gonna be even tougher to see 'em.
 
Hijack the Google satellite? Again? Isn't it enough that I already put a bullseye on Nebo's house?
Go ahead, look up Carpentersville in Google maps, you'll see.

I would, but I wouldn't even know what part of Carpentersville I should be looking at.



ok, I gotta know. How many of you actually Googled it expecting to see a bullseye?
Natch, Google removed it after a while.

I've learned to read the whole thread before replying. Don't want to get fined by the Dis Police. Even in my own TR. They can brutal.



Oh, I'm a big believer in rope drop.

So am I. Now I can't speak for Lady H and D'Sis, but they're big believers in sleeping in. Only time we've actually made it to the parks before rope drop (at WDW) is when we had ADR's for CP, TH and most recently CRT. Other than that, we've never made rope drop.



I was merely extrapolating extemporaneously.

I earnestly expected an exquisite explanation given the evolving nature of this tale.

No! Hadn't heard that. She going to be ok?

Yes, she suffered minor injuries. I couldn't find the thread, but did fine the article.
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/officer-383467-investigation-dunn.html

Hah! Jokes on you! I already have glasses. So there.

I wasn't referring to sunglasses. :cool2: Unless you're getting to that point in your life where you will sit by the curb with sunglasses on and a tin cup.
 
I couldn’t begin to describe how great it was to get back to the room a little earlier than expected after our long day at DCA. We tend to pack so much into our trips that those few times we get to spend relaxing with nowhere to go is a welcome site. We don’t get them very often. T-Man’s sister tends to say that we are brutal when it comes to vacations…well…her brother is brutal…I just go with the flow. But you definitely have to be in shape to keep up with his pace.

The thing is, we never know when we will be back, so we pack a lot in to make sure the trip is worth every second, This includes not only seeing all we can of DL and DCA, DTD and of course Garden Walk, but also Universal Hollywood, and

SeaWorld San Diego!

So it’s Wednesday…I wake to T-Man’s phone playing an interlude from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. You know, the one where they are at the ball, and have to actually dance and mingle with the other schools. It’s been T-Man’s alarm ring tone for ages now, and I’m so used to it being the wake up call that when I actually have to set my own alarm for some reason, it takes me a minute to register that I have to wake up, since I don’t have that spiffy song.

Anywho…That was way off topic….

Waking up, coffee is being brewed, and I am trying to stretch the kinks out of my back. I was so exhausted the night before that I literally hit the bed and I was out cold. I don’t think I moved much, and now my back and neck are a little stiff. I stretch and turn, letting my back do all the talking as it snaps, crackles and pops.

T-man brings me my coffee and I smile and greedily take the cup from his hands. Mmmmm…Coffffffeeeeee….The aroma gives me great pleasure. The heat from the cup is welcoming, even though it’s probably already 60 something degree’s outside at the crack of dawn. I take my first sip and sigh happily, this is heaven.

Once my eyes finally open fully and I can bask in the post caffeinated glow, I kiss T-Man and say, Morning.

He shakes his head at me, This is me pretty much every morning, so he’s used to it by now, but I still think it makes him laugh to see me like that. What can I say, he married me, knowing full well what he was getting into.

I get up and start the routine, shower, dress, do something with this mop of hair on my head…you know, the usual. However, there was something different this day. Since getting up I have had something irritating my eye. Since I went to bed last night before taking off my make-up I figured I probably just had mascara or eye liner or even foundation run into it somehow. I made sure to sort of wash it out a little in the shower in hopes that would clear the ache…but as I stand at the bathroom mirror getting ready to put on my make up I can still feel something in my eye. I rub it a little, careful not to rub too hard, and I get right up to the mirror in hopes of being able to see something. I open my eye as wide as I can, and slowly and gently move the pad of my finger across my bottom lid…Nothing. I look up, I look down, still nothing. Now my eye is tearing up because I am messing with it.

I take a good hard look at myself in the mirror with my good eye and decide, it’s just not worth it. We will be at SeaWorld all day, which more than likely means, being in the splash zone of most shows. Is it really worth it to look good when the make up will be gone shortly after we get there? I contemplate a paper bag over my head, but don’t think I will be able to get through security that way. So I take a deep breath and throw caution to the wind and go sans make up.

T-man is very sweet, and always goes on and on about how I do not need the stuff. I say he is love blind and doesn’t see the scary person looking back at me through the mirror. We agree to disagree.

We fill our backpacks once again with water, a soda for the road, as it is already getting pretty hot, our tickets and money, and after checking to make sure we have everything, off we go.

San Diego will be about an hour and a half drive. The hope is that we can beat some traffic and get through relatively unscathed by California drivers. This will be a drive up the coast, and it was definitely a beautiful drive.





We arrive in San Diego in record time. The traffic here is light enough now,



since it’s about 9:30 in the morning. SeaWorld opens at 10 and we are cruising along perfectly. The views are spectacular.








We were in San Diego a couple of years back. My first time seeing the Pacific Ocean, and I couldn’t get enough of how beautiful it was. The trees, and grass, the houses on the hills, everything is breathtaking. Maybe it’s because we don’t live here, we don’t see these views everyday, but I could easily spend hours just sight seeing and be happy.

As we start the ever-winding road to the entrance, T-man has a light bulb go off in his head.
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Before we came on vacation, T-Man purchased our parking for SW over the internet. This way we didn’t have to worry about it when we got here. The parking receipt was kept in a manilla envelope that T-Man had all our park passes and reservations in. The manilla envelope is in our hotel room. Back in Anaheim. With the parking pass still inside it.
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As I pay the nice lady the $15 for parking, I glow inside knowing I am not the only one who forgets things and I my inner goddess stands triumphant on a cloud, holding her head high, and smiling brightly. Why? Because she can.

We find a decent parking, grab all our stuff from the trunk of the vehicle, and head to the front gates. After security makes me take off the paper bag, and rummages through our backpacks, we are escorted through the turnstiles and into the park.

Our first stop of course is the lockers. Which are located just to the right of the entrance area. This is great, however, to get the key, you must go over yonder, around the building, to the east, take three steps north and 2 steps back before getting lost and turning right back around to find the kiosk for the locker rental.

Once we finally found it, we pay for a large locker and head back towards the entrance to the park. Finding our locker fairly quickly, we discard all our “stuff” except for the essentials. A bottle of water, and our waist packs that hold our money. Then getting out our handy dandy waterproof lanyards, we place our cameras and tickets in there and head out.

The next stop was at a small kiosk nearby for the Quick Que tickets and as we waited for the person in front of us to finish up, we noticed they were also selling the all day dining plans here. It’s not a bad price. I believe it was $36 a piece, but that was all day long. With the plan you got an entrée, salad or dessert and a drink every time you walked up to the counter. There were only certain places you could use the plan at, but they were pretty decently spaced through the park, and you had unlimited number of visits. You could even go in just for a soda or water or a dessert and water, you didn’t have to get all three items, but you had the choice. For the price we said, to heck with it, and got it.

Since we have it, we might as well use it right? So we walk over to the Marketplace and stand in line for breakfast. After ordering our entrees, and letting the guy at the counter see our wrist bands, we gather utensils and condiments and head outside to feast.



I believe I had the basic breakfast. Potatoes, scrambled eggs, bacon…I want to say T-Man had the same thing, but with sausage. I don’t quite remember.

As we sit out on this fine day, we notice some birds hanging around, just waiting for one of us to drop a crumb on the floor. Eager to be the first to take any morsel we would give them.

Sorry birdie…This food is all MINE! MINE! MINE!
Ahem…Sorry…

Once we finish eating, we stop and take a few pictures and then make our way to the other side of the park. Our first stop will be Manta. T-man wants to see if it will live up to the one in Florida. I want to see if I can survive it after just eating breakfast.



As we approach the roller coaster, I breathe a sigh of relief. There are no loops and you are upright the whole time. I can deal with this. Upon closer inspection, I notice that it is only a waist enclosure. Which means that there is no over the head harness. It isn’t a lap belt per se, more like a lap restraint, but its better than being tied in as if I was in the space station with a harness and leg shackles like the other Manta. I can already see T-Man’s eyes light up as he looks at it from our vantage point and I remember that I don’t HAVE to go…he would be happy to go on his own. But I also know that deep down, this dumb wife is well…dumb…and she can’t leave well enough alone.

We cruise to the entrance and notice it’s only a 15 minute wait. We stow our lanyards under our shirts, and after showing our quick que wrist bands to the body guard, who barely registers we are walking by, he gives us a half wave and off we go.

Of course the wait time is pretty much the amount of time it takes you to get through the que. Wandering down into the depths of the cave before returning to the bright sunlight. I’m trying desperately to take my sweet time, but am having to sort of catch up to T-Man as he is practically skipping.

Finally we get to the front. The line is very minimal, unless of course you want the front seat, that’s where everyone is waiting. We choose the shortest line and are on in no time. Securing myself safely, I now have time to reflect on what I am doing. Prac!

This is why I like the moving walkway’s on some coasters. We recently did the Rip Ride Rocket at Universal in Florida, and you have absolutely no time to freak out. By the time you are secured and ready to think about it you are already climbing to the first drop.

Not with this one. They took a few moments to make sure all were secure. Finally giving the thumbs up to the teenager in the booth. I sure hope they know what they are doing.

Finally, someone comes over the speaker to say something along the lines of enjoy your flight, and we cruise into a tunnel.

Once in the tunnel, you start to feel the car move back a little. You automatically expect to be launched right away, but no, they toy with you. Easing you back and forth, back and forth, all the while you are watching sting rays projected onto the tunnel walls float over and around you.

Finally on the third thrust back, the doors open and off you go. “DUMB WIFE, DUMB WIFE, DUMB WIFE!!!!!”

I slowly open my eyes and through my eyelashes I can see the track ahead of me. We go under and over and sideways I’m starting to enjoy myself a little. I open my eyes a little further, just enough to see what may come next. All of a sudden the car slows to almost a stop, then lurches forward to make it around a side slope, the car does this 2 more times, skidding almost to a stop and then lurching full speed to the next incline of downhill slope. Finally it slows to the end.

I’ve made it. I’m alive and I’ve made it through. Unscathed!
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We clamber off and I breathe a sigh of relief that I am back on terra firma. We take the long walk back, only to be brought through the obligatory shop, where you can find your picture and purchase one, or buy a souvenir. We walk right out and come to the feeding area for the stingrays.

T-man is jumping up and down like a little kid, wanting to go again. Unless he wants to give me a jump from the AED, which I’m pretty sure he doesn’t want to do, I think I may pass. I walk with him back to the entrance, where the bodyguard has now decided that paying attention to people coming in is a good thing. He tells us that we need to take off our waist packs in order to get on. We try to explain to him that we just got off the ride and had them on the whole time, but he refuses to acknowledge that, and is adamant that we take them off.

This is my out. I tell T-man to give me his pack and his lanyard, and I’ll hold onto them while he goes on it. He tries to tell me that we can use a locker, but I tell him, I’m fine. I can watch.

He doesn’t hesitate. He gives up his pack and lanyard and kisses me and off he goes. The bodyguard looks at him as he shows his wristband and tries to get T-Man to try the sample seat next to him, to make sure he will fit. Again, T-Man explains to him that he just got off the ride, and there were no problems. The bodyguard gives him a glare and shrugs, and T-Man takes off.

I take a few pictures of the stingrays as I wait.










And as I wait some more, I take a few pictures of the ride. Maybe I’ll catch T-Man on it.










Nope. No T-Man. Will I find him? Will he be able to find me? Will he be lost forever on the roller coaster? Will he be fed to the Stingrays? I guess you will have to tune in next time for the continuing adventures of…

T-Man and Lady H take over SeaWorld…(echo, echo, echo).
 

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